[cassmcqueen]

im supposedta introduce myself here i s'pose but there isn't much to say, unless ur lookin for an investigator or food inspector that is. i can check for any poisons or anythin else unsavory... just lemme know and i'll be there.

[cassmcqueen]

you never cook me sausage on an open flame

i dunno who you are, but youre right, i havent, i dont tend to cook for anybody but myself these days... i-if youre tryin to invite yourself over, then uh, well, i uh, i-im gonna have to politely decline, if you dont mind... i may be a food inspector, but that doesnt mean my cookin is exactly up to par... it's edible, sure, but uh, well, theres a reason im not a chef, you know? so uh, youre gonna have to get all your fixins somewhere else, im afraid, but i could at least give you a recommendation or two...

[weatherheavy]

Fool's Spring, 2023, 12"x12", Acrylic on Canvas

[cassmcqueen]

with bowlcut

h-hey now wait a minute..! is this about that fella who made fun of me at that masqueradin gig?!! i dont have ta prove a THING to him!!!! so what if i havent taken dancin lessons before?! i-is that a crime?!? that boy aughta learn some manners!!!!!!

[cassmcqueen]

opinion on elfs

whaddya mean..? i dont think theres any good way to generalize elves. i just uh, figure that im not gonna fit in with 'em, but i say the same for humans too, so that doesnt mean all that much really...

[innerchildabortionclinic]

important stuff

[keymintt]

everything to think about, everything to notice

[crazysodomite]

my shy gagobear

[3000s]

this is gagobears

[lokaror]

*clutching a gunshot wound*

i still have...so many... restaurants to go to...

[mevil]

would you still love me if I was a gagobear

[things-that-are-not-true]

wolves have been renamed to woowoo bears

[jareckiworld]

Alexis Mata — The Mirror in the Desert (oil on canvas, 2024)

[sioltach]

Peter Fisher

[dreamstars]

[aulerean]

everyone always says wherewolf, but nobody ever asks how wolf...

[tragicburnout]