Damn it, Caston.

Yo, I'm Caston, I'm 27, and I like jokes. they/he

[apolladay]

Would you get a matching tattoo with a stranger who stopped you on the street? You would get to choose the tattoo.

Yes

No

Why would anybody do this??? (You’re avoiding the question)

Would you get a matching tattoo with a stranger who stopped you on the street? You would get to choose the tattoo.

Yes

No

Why would anybody do this??? (You’re avoiding the question)

Voting ended onJun 12

[electricregalia]

Croissant for my little croissant <3

[electricregalia]

Gave him too many croissants.

But can you blame me??

[digitaldeathx-deactivated202605]

self-awareness check, list five things you like that aren't media pieces in the tags now ‼️

[miquellakind]

*caresses your cheek* your favourite pokemon is scyther.

[blaiddfailcam]

okay! yay!

[miquellakind]

*maintains a serene expression whilst a thin vein becomes visible across my forehead*

[blignick]

[muntzerism-diggerism]

[annebronte-deactivated20210628]

reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts

[dajo42]

love the r/bald subreddit. just so many guys who are balding and embrace going full bald and posting before and after pictures and the after pictures are always so glowing and wonderful and they look so great. and all the comments are like hell yeah brother welcome to the club you look ten years younger and so much more confident now. i love it so much. im unironically so happy for these guys. very handsome lads

[dajo42]

hair loss is such a source of insecurity for so many people because of how hair is so closely linked to identity and gender expression, and drastic changes to ones appearance are very scary to go through with, and im just very glad all these guys get to feel good and free and be in the bald club

[andromedasummer]

i can always rely on rnz for some shit like this in my notifications

[zolltraak]

[uncle-beanbag-mojave]

We would fully accept any Japanese buckaroo

[theconstitutionisgayculture]

Foreigners will never understand how someone like Rawhide Kobayashi would immediately become a beloved local fixture in whatever small American town he ended up in.

[brazenautomaton]

every single time someone pulls the "How would you AMERICANS like it if someone came to AMERICA and" reversal, the answer is always "we'd fucking love it"

[not-so-innocent-bi-sander]

@kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd

Your tags summed up the exact feeling I had about this

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

I just Googled the Swedish-Japanese guy in the OP, and according to this interview, his Japanese name was given to him by the master gardener he was apprenticed under:

“The family name ‘Murasame’ was given to me by my master. The given name ‘Tatsumasa’ is a combination of ‘dragon’ (tatsu), the [zodiac] year when I was born, and one character from my master’s name,” says Murasame."

So I think maybe it's less like naming yourself 'Brandon McFreedom' and more like moving to the states to work under a veteran car mechanic named Bud McLean, and then having him turn to you after a few years on the job, and say "Son, it's time for you to become an American so you can open up your shop. And when that day comes, I think the world should know you by a new name: McLeo GM Corvette."

[teaboot]

Named by his superior by conventions one would apply to a super chill stray cat

[senatortedcruz]

Many of you I fear

[soup-mother]

If someone doesn't understand 24 hour time and is chill you can convert it for them because that's helpful and polite.

If someone primarily uses 12 hour time but understands 24 hour time and is chill you can leave it unconverted as a sign of respect for their abilities.

If someone throws a hissy fit whenever someone gives a time in 24 hour time you are obligated by sacred duty to exclusively give them the time in 24 hour time, even if you actually use 12 hour time.

[soup-mother]

If someone calls it military time you get to laugh at them for being a yankee. even if they're not.

[targetedknowledge]

[charlesoberonn]

Sonic the Hedgehog and Atilla the Hun have the same naming convention

[charlesoberonn]

I'm considering

[hamburger-howper]

Jake the Dog AND Finn the Human also fit this convention

[charlesoberonn]

[transpigeon]

STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:

transition

bdsm

iron supplements

[spirit-of-science]

sleep study

ADHD medication

DBT

[headedoutleft]

vitamin D

go outside for an hour and observe birds

eat a snack

[trackerkitsune]

drink water

[ineffable-writer]

Maybe do these in reverse order

[sl1mskull]

I participated to the Pokemon Card Illustration Contest.

I didn’t make it Top 300 but at least I had fun doing it

[thelovingend-deactivated2025073]

[bluejay-in-flight]

Just had to add this hilarious interaction i stumbled upon in the comments 😭🤣

[rockshitty]

I dunno man. I found out today that a subway sandwich is $14 now. A shitty subway footlong sandwich that isn't actually 12 inches long and is occasionally made with expired ingredients and was never a great option to start with. I ate those in high school because I was broke and at the mall a lot.

There are poke bowls in my city from a local place for $16. Super fresh fish and veg, warm rice, more than I can eat in one sitting, for the price of a sandwich and a drink at america's most mid-tier sandwich shop.

Someone in another post said (paraphrased) you used to be able to get something mediocre for cheap, but now the mediocre things cost as much as the nice things so why would you?

[curlicuecal]

This is me when I realized I could get a proper bowl of curry from the fancy indian food place for basically the same price as a fuckin McDonald's hamburger meal these days

[teaboot]

I heard an ad the other day for a "fantastic deal! Four dollar four inch subway snack sandwich!" And like. I'm sure that would seem like a much better deal I'd I wasn't one of the ones who grew up with obnoxious "five dollar foot long subway sandwich" ads.

A dollar an inch of sandwich. When it used to be 2.4 inches. 240% markup is GOOD? Fucking bite me

[greatatuintheworldturtle]

Yeah with fast food having delusions of grandeur these days it's really made me appreciate the non-chain food places in my area. The other day I went to the local Hawaiian BBQ place and discovered that they have teriyaki chicken AND Beef BBQ musubi for 3.99. and they come in pairs. PAIRS.

I KNOW.

So I immediately bought an order of each and had 4 delicious musubi and a drink for less than a combo at Burger King.

So yeah, show em we don't need their shit sandwiches.

[anthropologist-on-the-loose]

There's some hilarious irony in that by creating an ad campaign so incredibly catchy and memorable that it entered public consciousness (the dream of any marketing team), Subway ensured everyone of a certain age range would view them as the poster child of fast-food price gouging.