himbo extroidinaire

[catchymemes]

[ampervadasz]

[girlballs-archive]

dude your pussy just skittered away. like a insect

[cadaverkeys]

I cannot BELIEVE you guys actually signing up to netflix just because account sharing was banned. You need to learn about cool websites with many beautiful women who would love you message you and send you downloadable files.

[catchymemes]

[incorrectskyrimquotes]

"virgin" airlines? heh... not after I'm done with em...

[incorrectskyrimquotes]

wrong blog

[catchymemes]

[rlyehtaxidermist]

"you sound smart" that's because i've spent years doing academic writing to the point that it's my default cadence plus or minus the use of profanity as a tone indicator

"you sound stupid" that's because i'm dumb as fuck

[clarificationsw]

rubbing my penis

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

big if true

[clarificationsw]

not really, it's slightly below average

[chaussurre]

The average penis, when soft, is much smaller than the overwhelming majority of erect penises. As a large majority of penises are currently at rest, it follows that any penises in attack position must be of larger size than the overall average penis size.

It must also be noted that rubbed penis quickly grow to their peak size.

Ergo, big if true.

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

🔥✍️

[clarificationsw]

ok but how do we know everyone isnt hard currently? your argument is built off of an assumption that we cannot verify and therefore your argument is unsound.

[keeper-of-the-flames]

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

Schrodinger's penis exists in a superposition of both hard and soft until it is observed

[real-live-human]

i think schrodingers penis has actually decomposed by now he's been dead like 60 years

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

Schrodinger's penis exists in a superposition of both decomposed and fresh and juicy until it is observed

[clarificationsw]

hey im no longer rubbing my penis btw

[greenflamethegf]

Neither is schrodinger

[puppygirl-hornyposting2]

[daughter-of-sapph0]

you catch me in my room watching something kinky, but instead of masturbating I'm just watching intently and taking notes like it's a college lecture

[definitely-ellie]

You see me write down the word "sex" followed by a question mark and underlining it twice

[deanwinchesterapologist]

Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores

[chill4234-reblogs]

Hi, yes, question?

What about children?

[deanwinchesterapologist]

I'm sure the kids can scrounge up 50¢

[shirtsthatgohard]

[shirtsthatgohard]

[longnuts]

Hell yeah white baby

[escuerzoresucitado]

[zarla-s]

had a dream where someone was wearing this facemask

[ibetitdoes]

not to enforce gender roles but a computer should NOT fucking have apps okay. if I wanted an app I'd go on my phone my laptop is for Programs. I mean this.