when the head scribe tells you to add a blemmy to the bestiary
this is you 🫵
Today's Document

Discoholic 🪩
art blog(derogatory)

if i look back, i am lost
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
hello vonnie

Love Begins

Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
YOU ARE THE REASON
The Bowery Presents
Not today Justin

titsay
taylor price
The Stonewall Inn
noise dept.
No title available
Doug Jones
macklin celebrini has autism
EXPECTATIONS

roma★

seen from Brazil
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Colombia

seen from Canada

seen from Türkiye

seen from Türkiye
seen from Colombia
seen from United States

seen from Malaysia

seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from Pakistan

seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Canada
@casualtyphoonbluebird
when the head scribe tells you to add a blemmy to the bestiary
this is you 🫵
trilobites are alive
trilobites are living and doing okay and they like to host tea parties with conodonts and ammonites where they all wear frilly dresses and talk about girly things
chewing on a massive block of copper and gulping down the resultant huge bales of coiled copper scrapings
Look, I understand that you're going through some shit, and you know I'll always support you, but I just had to fight your shadow-self in the kitchen. Yeah, I was getting breakfast and the enfleshed eidolon of your existential alienation was shooting, I don't know, some sort of beam.
It banished the Froot Loops to a far and sunless realm. I really wanted those.
#also i recognise that the self that walks in darkness is not inherently any more true than the self that walks in the light#but i've gotta ask: is there something going on that i should know about#like#pronoun-wise?
Teleporting does kill you but it also launches your soul through samsara in a sort of geostationary orbit velocity, so you reincarnate instantly.
unethical sigils. unethical chnaneling. unethical slutweed boxing te chniques. unethical. unethica stuff. I can teach you
A battle between good and weevil
I'm not saying it doesn't happen, but "all weird indie tabletop RPGs are designed as a kink thing" is reductive. There is also "designing tabletop RPGs as a pretext to publish your original setting's worldbuilding bible", "designing tabletop RPGs because you came up with a neat dice trick", "designing tabletop RPGs to win an argument", and "designing tabletop RPGs as an act of self harm".
SCIENTISTS ANNOUNCE DISCOVERY OF NEANDERTHAL BISECTED BY DEVIL BLADE
A new study published on neanderthal remains discovered in Iberia in 2024 appears to confirm a controversial idea: that devil blade technology was not unique to Homo sapiens.
The 59,000 year old remains likely represent a male of about 25 years of age. Isotopic analysis of his teeth from a previous study suggests a diet largely composed of freshwater fish and mollusks, and the intact parts of his skeleton reveal signs of healed fractures to his left arm and temple. Most significantly, his remains were found in vertically bisected halves deposited on their sides about a meter apart.
“When I first saw the photos from the excavation, all I could do was just say, wow, wow,” says Chunt Sanders, principal author of the study. "The fact that this man's body was cut this way was already striking, you know, as far as we know, this type of damage could only be performed with a devil blade, which itself made this a huge find. But it was the level of mastery that really struck me. It wasn't just a clean cut, it was a perfect one. I don't think even the best 30-year adept could split a human body from skull to groin so evenly, with so little fragmentation. This is the work of a true master."
While it may never be known whether the remains represent a devil bladesman who died in combat with a fellow wielder, the fine detail of preservation gives some clues to this neanderthal's last moments.
“Based on the positioning of the remains, we believe this individual was bisected by the blade wielder and continued to walk for a moment before his body slid apart in two pieces, probably spraying blood everywhere,” Sanders says. “His halves were then rapidly covered by silt, which allowed for this remarkable state of preservation.”
The fossil halves are in a near complete state of articulation and conserve granular levels of detail, allowing for microscopic analysis of the cut bones to be performed. The results are consistent with typical devil blade shear patterns, though further study will be necessary to estimate the exact size and weight of the blade.
The age of devil blade technology is heavily disputed. “We know behaviorally modern humans have used devil blades for at least 30,000 years, as evidenced by the Devil Blade Sorcerer of Chauvet,” Sanders says, referring to cave art depicting a composite bison-human figure decapitating a mammoth with a sword the length of their body. “...But it’s an open question when exactly we first developed the use. The evidence we have from upper paleolithic rock art shows that highly sophisticated techniques were already in practice at this time. The first human adoption of the devil blade likely occurred much, much earlier.”
Highly controversial evidence of early devil blade technology dates as far back as 350,000 years ago, with the finding of a fossilized antelope carcass in present-day Kenya that some claim suggests human butchery with a much finer, stronger blade edge than could have been produced with a Sangoan industry hand axe, though studies have been inconclusive due to the fossil's heavily eroded condition. Definitive evidence of devil blade technology only begins to appear on the archeological record much more recently, well into human behavioral modernity, yet the uniform global distribution of devil blade use in the upper paleolithic suggests potential for Homo sapiens acquisition of the tool occurring prior to dispersal from Africa.
Also debated is whether Homo sapiens had a monopoly on devil blade technology, or whether this tool is one we shared with neanderthals. Some eagle carcasses associated with neanderthal camps have been claimed to suggest butchery by devil blade to harvest wing and tail feathers, with some paleoanthropologists further speculating that the preferential use of such a physically taxing tool over equally capable flint tools may indicate a religious rite. More conservative takes dismiss the concept of neanderthal devil blade usage altogether due to a much more scattered and inconclusive record of the technology in neanderthals than in contemporaneous humans, with most unambiguous finds of devil blade butchery of possible neanderthal provenance occurring at sites Homo sapiens also occupied.
The exact origin of devil blade technology, and whether its usage was exclusive to Homo sapiens, has been a subject of heated debate. This finding sheds some light on the matter.
“The notion that neanderthals were too ‘primitive’ to use the devil blade is dead in the water. The notion of, “oh, maybe they had devil blades, but they were probably just using simple beginner techniques they could copy from watching training duels between young Homo sapiens”, is dead," Sanders says. "This is strong evidence of mastery by neanderthals independently of Homo sapiens, long before our species settled the Iberian interior.”
Sanders is confident that further discoveries - and re-examination of previous evidence of paleolithic devil blade technology - will shed more light on the deep history of the practice, and the role it played in the lives of neanderthals. She's also hopeful that this finding will mark a shift in popular perception of our closest relatives.
“I think we want there to be something more than our DNA that makes us human, that separates us from every other species. We say, art makes us unique, self-adornment makes us unique, language makes us unique, devil blade technology makes us unique-and then we find evidence that, nope, neanderthals probably had these things too! We've come a long way from early portrayals of neanderthals as brutish simpletons, but there's still a long way to go, and so much to learn,” Sanders says. “These people lived in very tough conditions as small bands of foragers, and yet here there is evidence that at least some neanderthal groups had members wholly dedicated to learning the devil blade, a costly process which would have removed wielders from the subsistence labor pool entirely. That's a big deal. Here, 59,000 years ago, some devil blade master invested a lifetime into careful tutelage of a student, and that student achieved sufficient mastery of the blade to bisect another person into even halves. There’s nothing more human than that.”
John Brosio - Dinosaurs Eating CEO (2013) [2000 x 1833]
The zipper merge requires a level of cooperation and goodwill that the citizens of this great country have never once displayed
Ugh who closed last night, twisted amalgamations of flesh and fur are everywhere 😑 🧹
nooone can defeat you if you askthem kindly "no'
Took a random pill from someone in the club and now there is a fifth cardinal direction
you never know what someone is going through. for instance i didnt know i was going through anything until about 2 years later. i thought i was just chilling
Fuck dude, sorry. I dropped my red sulphur and quicksilver into your dang bong.
Really? damn bro haha i didnt even notice, this shits weak as f--
OH FUCK!
ALCHEMIST WEED GOT ME OFFICIATING THE CHEMICAL MARRIAGE OF THE RED QUEEN AND THE WHITE QUEEN