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祝日 / Permanent Vacation

Janaina Medeiros
ojovivo
trying on a metaphor
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Claire Keane

#extradirty
hello vonnie

blake kathryn
DEAR READER
Sade Olutola

if i look back, i am lost
Keni
wallacepolsom

ellievsbear
cherry valley forever
we're not kids anymore.
will byers stan first human second
Mike Driver
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@cat-banana
Non-Americans please look away, this is private family matter.
New bumper sticker idea: honk for transgender operations on illegal immigrants in prisons
What tthe FUCK happened at your presidential debate?
This is paraphrasing , “Kamala Harris does transgender operations on illegal aliens in prisons.”
New bumper sticker idea: honk for transgender operations on illegal immigrants in prisons
How does it feel to ask for a drink and instead you get a whole artistic experience.
the lichen knowledge iceberg i have constructed on request
we cant make lichen happen in a lab? have we tried taking the parts that make up a lichen and throwing them together in a petri dish?
The deranged fucked up dark sided thing about lichen is that the exact species comprising it don't even necessarily determine the type of lichen. You can have what seems to be the same lichen in two different locations using different symbiotes, or two different looking lichen turn out to have the very same symbiotes. So it's not even that they form when the right component species meet up, because that doesn't always have a predictable result. Something in the environment tells them to build a lichen. Something that makes sense to them but has no meaning to us yet. Whatever it is cannot be imitated by us, in fact if you move a lichen indoors - or move it at all, really - it's all but guaranteed to stop being a lichen or just due, even if you try to recreate the climate you found it in!
Only one truth is certain:
Lichens are things.
still really haunted by the time i was kind of getting to know a person and they were like hey what if we played some minecraft as an icebreaker activity. and im like oh sure i've done this with people before. i love minecraft. and like an hour or less in i have a person i barely know asking me if I want to join their polycule. through minecraft chat. like bro there's no time for this we need to make a house before nightfall
Fuck you, now you get to see it in video form, because fuck you.
this was animated by a man with anterograde amnesia who kept forgetting the last 10 frames he drew
Sorry to bring this back but I haven’t slept in weeks wondering how she could possibly be alive if eating one chicken nugget is this fucking difficult for her
certified iconic post
I am loving the notes section
What are more evil tumblr recipes? I already know battery acid spaghetti, The Flavor, and Gatorade bread. . .
we did it tumblr
SCHOLASTIC MAGAZINE???
Not only has Goncharov broken containment but it's now fully immortalized in print. Fantastic work everyone.
Truly, the greatest mafia movie ever made.
Thank you strange, it’s because of you I explained dashcon, dashcon 2 and a bunch of tumblr fake stories (my brother wants to recreate the entire down with cis bus somehow and drive it to dashcon 2)
Coming of age movie in which the gang takes the down with cis bus to dashcon. Hijinks ensue.
NEW DAHSCON, NEW MASCOT!
INTRODUCING THE TRUE FACE OF DASHCON: THE INTERN
damn I never thought there'd be fanart of me, thank you for fulfilling this dream
Please provide the intern with nacho cheese! They don't look happy. Probably because they lack adequate nacho cheese.
you'll be devastated to learn I can't have dairy
god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything
holy shit bronze age pro sheep bone gamer girl
Taisiia Onofriichuk from Ukraine performs her hoop routine to the sound of "Thriller" by Michael Jackson at the 2024 Paris Olympics Rhythmic Gymnastics Individual Qualifiers
This isn't. Physically possible. The hoop throws.
hi! what the fuck.
I just spilled beans all over the floor in front of my fridge. But not to worry, the gallon of beans is safe.
If there were anytime to call me a slur.
What’s that one movie? It starts with a G and it’s Russian.
What even is Homestuck?
Hey, I really mean I don’t know what it is. I know it’s written media, not a physical book, possible drawing and definite fan art.