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Book idea
Friends-with-benefits to lovers rebound sex but the rebound sex is so much better than the person they are trying to get over. Cue the self worth journey where they realise they can do so much better than their ex, and realises that the love interest might be that better person, causing them to slowly fall for the love interest, but can't say anything because they strictly agreed to just be rebounds (btw this means that both parties are aware that they are being used as a rebound, so that's fun). I have no clue how it's supposed to end but it sounds like a great time
Bonus points if they are like childhood friends or something
More bonus points if it's at least somewhat gay
Bel and Lily from the tiktok series 'hells belles' by Sea.Ya.Later
First time posting my fanart
Sorry we really went from free the nipple, take back the night, slut walks, and ending gender/sex segregation in sports being fucking milquetoast feminism 101 concepts to fucking girl dinner and "I just worry about fairness if we let trans girls play against cis ones" and "it was right of that woman to call the cops on a black man for existing near here in public during the day time because men are all violent monsters" and "radical feminism isn't transphobic we just need to kill all men including trans ones those oppressive traitors" and I will legit never be able to be normal about it. What the FUCK happened. I'd say I wonder what the feminists of my youth would say about this but I'm one and lemme tell ya I want to throw up. Go fucking read bell hooks or do something else useful please because all of this learned helplessness, gender essentialism, and transphobia dressed up as feminism is actively holding us back.
Head cannon that Kronos made Luke lose time before he started going into his dreams and talking to him, just to make him think he's going insane
Ilya: this guy is cute, I should start a stationary bike race so he knows I want to get sweaty together
Ilya: that didn’t quite work. Maybe I should just give him the eye? While I tell him I hope he likes his new city?
Ilya: okay. But surely if I make him drink from my water bottle and brush his fingers when passing it over…?
Ilya: call him pretty. To his face. No way he can miss that
Ilya: desperate measures, I’ll have to tell him I orchestrated this whole ad campaign just so I could see him again
Ilya: WHAT IF I STARTED JERKING OFF IN THESE COMUNAL SHOWERS?
Shane, 7 years later: I have figured out that you like me.
New Shane/Ilya song:
K.O. by Haiden Henderson
Trust me on this
bye👋
Stranger things season 5 notes as I watch
- Vecna is definately a pedophile
- Rockin' Robin is so cool
- Holy shit Dustin's your mom jokes are on point
- omg they have such cool insults
- DUSTIN NOT YOU DIDN'T
- ahh wheeler siblings
- mike and holly are so sweet, he's definately her hero
- he's protecting her from the worse of it he's so sweet
- That's blood isn't it
- please don't let Dustin die
- mike having so much faith in will is so cute
- omg this could be the start of canon byler
- el knows its not going to happen
- that is most definately flirting
- ted definately doesn't know how old she is
- ok i know it's been like 3 or so years but how the hell did they dig those tunnels and not get caught
- WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN ITS ONLY BEEN 18 MONTHS HOW THE HELL DID THEY NOT GET CAUGHT
- Ok I think the wheeler parents might actually be my favourites now
- Oh god please don't let them die especially Karen
- The fact that neither Nancy or Mike are crying really shows how much shit they have gone through and the conditioning they have to keep a straight head during a crisis which is just the saddest thing I have ever fucking heard of
- Nancy baby it's not going to come off
- Shit they really know how to do these emotionally charged scenes
- Who the hell is saying that these guys are bad actors jesus christ
- Keep running, if you can still hear her screaming then keep running
- Robin is so autistic coded I love her.
- the glare at the doctor
- Robin's rambling!!!!!
- I always wondered what happens to the upside down when Hawkins stops
- I just realised that them being able to talk to the doctor meant Mike actually has puppy dog eyes
- common holly you are a smart girl you can figure it out
- el just knocking him out like that might be the funniest thing I have ever watched
- "no, we are saving a child, via kidnapping" only sensible thing you have said this season Joyce
- Steve's head shake!! Tell me that boy isn't thinking 'now is not the time robin'
- I knew my baby Mike is the best at planning I just love him so much, especially in this season
- Erica you little diva
- sassy little dusty
- I love that they all seem to know exactly how to kidnap someone
- AHHHH MAX!!!!
- Derek the icon you are
- is her entire identity being a mum??? Not very healthy
- he's going to knock you out
- yh, he's a very smart kid as well and in his brain you hold more danger to him than a 'monster'
- Will just willingly tackling a child
- honey he doesn't want your goddamn precious little boy
- you don't currently have a windscreen tho
- did they just crash straight through the wall
- jesus he's a good painter
- oh shit
- max you are so beautiful it makes me want to cry
- Millie's British accent keeping slipping and it is driving me insane
- the guilty look on Holly's face is just hilarious
- I just love how max's hair has gone all wild, it really suits her
- Derek is one hell of an actor
- why the hell is she going bare foot?
- AHHHH I've been waiting for this scene!!!!
- believe in your son than Joyce
- omg they are so cute
- Mike with will is a different person from Mike with el and I kind of love it
- she's clocked him
- "did you finally hit dick" "hit the dick, yep" jesus I love mentor robin for will but I would kill for more robin + Mike time
- I need her to call hop dad in my soul
- HOP NOOOOOO!!!!
- don't give then your full name dumbass
- yesss Derek
- ahhh mike's concern for him
- wait omg is that this scene???
- AHH Mike is so older brother coded
- come on will come on
- ERICA I CAN'T SHE IS JUST SAT THERE WATCHING
- how many of these are there
- wait I assume 8 considering they wanted to take 8 kids
- Murray is for fucking for real
- I don't think will is loving it tho
- wait hop what?
- omg its one of her sister's omg
- AHHHHH NOOOOOO
- Mike Mike baby no
- oh that is gross
- wait of Joyce is the only one left standing does this mean that the kids are dead
- why did you think that would work
- ew those are some grimy fingernails
- yh William can you?
- Lucas no
- I'm sorry have you ever fucking met holly motherfucking wheeler?? And you are calling her weak??
- ewwww creep! He's a creep! Pedophile!
- I love how the people they chose for will to save where the guy he is in love with and his only available best friend and then a funky lesbian he has picked up within the last 2 days, like yeah those are some strong emotional bonds right there
- ahhhhhhhhhh baby Mike you so cute!!!!!!
- Holy shit he's going to defeat the Demogorgons with the actual fucking power of love
- omg the cutie patootie that is baby Jonathan
- that is a man with love in this eyes
- fucking hell that was gruesome shit will
- I'm sorry but watching his eyes slide back into place is so funny
- fucking told you that is a man in love
- jesus brother is collecting children and still denying the pedophile aligations. Dude you are not batman
- I still cannot figure out vecna's plan
- ok but why does el look so much older than her
- ok but can you afford your other son the same courtesy
- god I want them to make up so bad
- yh come on will, she said no bad ideas
- oh god please just let them be friends again
- yh but max's body is in the real world, Holly's isn't. How the hell are is holly going to escape the upside down, especially without max as a guide
- an actually fucking door is so relentlessly funny
- oh Steve bad thing to say
- oh god my poor boys, the amount of guilt they are both carrying about Eddie's death is hurting my soul
- it's actually so disturbing how desensitized they all are to the gruesome shit they have to do. Like baby you are 16
- max baby no
- every one is yelling but mike whispers and I think that is so important
- oh no no no nononono
- oh holy fuck that is intense shit
- why the hell is holly so tall she is 9 yrs old
- ohhh oh no funky eyelids funky eyelids no thank you
- the sass is genetic then
- "I take it back. You don't remind me of your brother, you are your brother" you ever wrote this needs a pay rise
- oh I did not realise she was so short
- oh that is going to hurt like hell to get off
- oh fuck they are the tunnels from season 2. I forgot about them
- the fact that el and mike haven't kissed yet this season really shows that their relationship has either matured or turned platonic
- oh Dustin
- them preparing to die together is actually breaking my heart
- them loving each other but not in the way they want to
- "that's like a happy meal"
- the fact that the floor hasn't collapsed is actually something else
- mike nodding in sink with Joyce as a thank you says a lot about how he considering will
- the eyes the creepy eyes
- Karen wheeler the badass you are
- "I just needed you" screw byler, lumax is stranger things ultimates romance
- what the fuck
- oh my god she is on the other side
- aww they are back to being in sink
- come on holly jump through
- shit decent reason to be terrified
- the kids just revealing Holly's crush to said crush is so peak
- omg Stevie has curls and I have literally never noticed
- ok very heartfelt tragic coming out scene but I am also getting second hand embarrassment
- I think that's half the point though. Really highlights the fact that Will is still being outed even if the words are coming out of his mouth, not someone else's
- wait hang on a second does that mean he has moved on from Mike now
- zooming in on mike's face as an end to that scene has some sort of message but I don't know what
- jesus she has the right to brag about never missing a shot
- time for the final baby let's do this
- I really really hope Mike and El have turned platonic at some point
- come on holly break out
- ok creepy scenery
- NO ERICA
- why do I feel like they have gotten something really wrong
- no way in hell is that water sanitary
- BYLER SCENE!!!
- will's voice this season scraps my brain in just the right way
- not your Tammy will
- max baby he's in your head again
- that is not a good sign
- creepy eyes creepy eyes please god stop the creepy eyes
- that's a fake door isn't it?
- yep
- traumatising
- STEVE
- NOOOOO
- YESS COME ON
- don't think you are actually tall enough for that Dustin
- snap his neck el
- oh it's literally right there then? Is his body some sort of illusion? Shape shifting?
- ew he has two many fingers
- oh no
- AHH the way they can just read eachothers minds
- and now kiss
- ha 'lovebirds' Robin just casually calling out Steve's bisexuality
- well now I'm scared
- WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT GAS
- holy shit is hopper getting Vecnaed (Vecna'd, Vecna?)
- el el baby
- el no
- brother sister moment
- he did not think that was going to work
- I actually love how many scenes Mike has in this episode
- SHIT NO
- HOLY SHIT IS THAT HOW HE GOT HIS POWERS
- RUN HOLLY RUN
- dude Kali
- oh shit he still pulled the trigger
- I just realised that this thing is 2 hours long
- no Kali, you were one of my faves
- controversial I know
- you are doing so good baby
- please don't let holly be one of the kids to die
- aww baby el is so adorable
- you are still a kid honey you are 17 at the most
- love the heart felt scene but you guys are on a bit of a time crunch
- is that like a peice of the upside down
- holy shit was Henry possessed first??
- jaime is one hell of an actor
- or holly could come up behind him and stab him?? Food for thought
- and holly needs to stab you
- what in the holy hell is that
- oh yes el
- no no not the zoom in on Mike, zoom in on them all, because el is more than a love interest
- that's our bad bitch
- Nancy no. You are an absolute badass and I trust that you can do it but I like you this season so I don't really want you to die
- those guys are fast runners
- oh that's so gross
- wait we are only an hour in right now, narratively it makes no sense for the plan to be working so well and for him to die yet
- yes will
- did he just take over vecna's body??
- wait el and the kids are still inside though
- And Steve and Dustin are still underneath, right? Did they get out in time?
- oooh yay they are alive, just gross
- oh thats helpful they just need to pull them out
- OH DOES THIS MEAN WE GET AN HOUR OF MY FAVOURITE PART, THE REUNIONS AND AFTERMATH AND SHIT
- oh they are so cute I love my wheeler siblings
- oh Steve's adopted another kid
- shit don't tell me he is still alive
- wait why Joyce? Leave Joyce alone
- yes fucking kill him
- oh god I'm actually sobbing
- mike's person being el makes so much sense especially with a byler endgame, came around full circle
- decapitation and traumatized kids
- henderhop is so cute official have a new ship
- time to run
- now how the hell are they going to make it out around all the military people
- oh Derek has a baby crush on Mike thats so cute
- they are so in sink it's perfect
- wait where is el
- no no don't you dare
- wait "to be a friend"? Heart breaking scene and I'm about two seconds away from crying but I need to point that out
- oh the recall of their romance is so sweet
- oh for god's sack I was going to go the entire season without them kissing. I was really hoping this would reveal that they have been friends for like the last year or something
- the entire party fighting just as hard as mike to get to her is hurting my soul
- wait why isn't she moving? I don't think physics works like that in black holes
- oh that hurt
- not the time but feel like I should point out that while el is definitely the superhero protagonist this definitely means will is the actual main character
- 'the great earthquake' is that what we are calling the goddamn apocalypse
- hell yes 45 minutes of recovery and rockin' robin
- where is Steve
- oh he is embracing the babysitter title
- is it weird that I'm ridiculous proud that a fictional character is finally happy
- that better be max
- WHO IS EMBRACING HER CURLS YES
- oh they are so cute limax is actually the best
- yes baddie Erica
- aww Dustin is turned so mature and is still the sweetest AND HE'S HAPPY
- of course he is he's a little genius
- oh god not this again
- please let hop be the one who finds him
- mike honey it has been 18 months it's ok to move on
- I did not realise Finn has freckles
- Nancy's hair cut is cool
- did mike go??
- DUSTIN YOU ABSOLUTE BADASS
- dnd isn't it
- STEVE IS SEX-ED TEACHER??? Oh that hilarious
- fruity four core
- ah Nancy live your truth baby
- he's going to propose. He is going to propose
- he's like a foot taller than her
- called it, it was DND
- holy shit mike that was funny
- lumax baby
- Dustin and Steve still being best friends is amazing
- will gets a boyfriend! Will get a boyfriend!
- it's not mike though
- mike become a writer I called it
- come on Kali
- three waterfalls
- cool haircut Mrs. Wheeler
- aww this is going to be the last campaign they ever play together isn't it
- come on Mike, come on call out for him
- wow that hurt an unbelievable amount
- it just occurred to me that if the el theory is only just a theory but we still see a clip of it, then the other clips are also just how Mike is imagining their lives will go, so there is still a chance of byler as will doesn't actually have that boyfriend
HANG ON people there is still hope! Let's not forget the focus on Mike during that scene, it literally ended on a close up to his face. ALSO also Mike and El have not kissed once this season and we all know that in previous seasons that is all they did. My theory is that El will break up with Mike in the last 10 minutes of the show before running away/living happily ever after as a single bad bitch and then there will be a scene with Mike and Will where Will is rambling about his 'tammy' actually being Mike and Mike will kiss him to shut him up and tell him he already knows AND END SCENE!!!
My favorite fanfic tags and moments
'Ceiling vent Clint Barton' I have no explanation for this other than the fact that it's the 5th time I've seen it today (in some really good fics) and I have giggled every single time
"don't curse, shithead." I'm sorry, what??? (For the record this happened in a very serious situation)
'Hobo Eraserhead' no explanation needed
"Oh to be loved in your most ugly places" help why is that so beautiful
"in my defense, I am stupid" I want it to be noted that I read this while sleep deprived and just started crackling
'Sir are you aware you are adorable?' once again no explanation needed
"That Katsuki might not actually be a rabid squirrel who'd taken a swim in the nuclear water tanks and somehow developed the ability to blow up the fucking world" just... perfection
“I knew Trouty was going to return from Narnia for the hobbit dreamboat.” If you get it then you will understand
“Clearly not drunk enough. I’m still hearing my thoughts,” same man, same
Chris Rodriguez headcannons
His mum is a very skilled army translator, which is why Hermes was originally interested in her
Chris didn't really care about not having a dad growing up, because he always thought his mum was enough for him
Because of his mum's job he grew up traveling the world
Which is good because it meant monsters had a harder time catching up to him
But this meant that he really struggled to keep friends
As a kid he only had one friend, a daughter of a military commander (don't ask me for specifics I don't know anything about the military) who was very good friends with his mum
Who was Clarisse La Rue
He calls her Risse (pronounced like Reece)
Both of their mothers retired from the army when they were 10
They lived down the road from each other for a couple months
Chris was never put off when Clarisse beat him in a play fight and in turn she never told on him when he broke a rule
But eventually the monsters caught up and Clarisse went to camp
Chris wasn't told this and instead was told that she was living with her dad for a while
When he was 11 he also went to camp
(His mum had cried when she had told him he was a demigod and that he needed to go with the satyr. He thought his mum was going crazy at the time. He doesn't like to think about it now)
When he ran into Clarisse whilst being given the tour, he stole her spear and then crackled when she punched him in the gut in retaliation
The other campers were very confused
He is hypermobile
He was really good at the climbing wall because he could twist his body into the most awkward angles to reach
His main/most obvious power, aside from the stealing and the slight increase of speed, was that he could detect any lie
So he was a living lie detector
Clarisse was still his best friend while at camp, even though nobody understood their friendship
He would ramble while she taught him how to fight and laugh when she got angry at him for not being a complete natural like her
He first started to hate the gods when he saw Ares hit her
It was just after she got her electric spear and he smacked her when she "didn't show him the respect he deserved"
After that he started to notice things
He was 12 when he realized his dad wasn't going to claim him
He still didn't really care about having a dad but felt like salt on an open wound that he wasn't important enough to even bother to acknowledge
When Luke first asked him to join he told him where to shove it
Later that day Clarisse told him exactly how terrified she was of her dad
He went back to Luke the next day
Luke used him as a sort of interrogation tool because of his powers
He would have to watch them interrogate and torture demigods and monsters alike and tell them if what they were saying was true
He realised pretty quickly that Luke was lying about caring for the unclaimed demigods and minor gods, even if Luke didn't know it himself
He never told anyone but when he was in the Kronos army he had written hundreds of the army's secrets and plans in a journal to one day send to Camp
After he realised the Sea of Monsters quest went to Clarisse he had grabbed the journal and his little sister who also wanted out and had tried to run
He was caught
When Clarisse found him outside of her mum's house the journal seemed to be long gone
After he was cured he didn't talk about Mary for 5 years
Him and Pollux because close afterwards
Him and Silena too, even if at the time he thought it was just because of Clarisse
His mum wasn't very impressed the first time he visited after 2 years with no contact
He had held Clarisse for hours after Silena's deaths
Despite popular belief they didn't start dating until after that
He was so worried during the Giants war because Clarisse was taking on the majority of the responsibilities of the war efforts without Percy and Annabeth there to take over and there was nothing he could do making him feel so useless
The first thing he did once they both turned 18 was propose. Clarisse was a bit sceptical at first because she never intended to get married, until he admitted it was more so he could brag about her with a more fitting title than the actual marriage certificate part.
Also he wanted to be a trophy husband
(I know a lot of this revolves around Clarisse, but let's be really, Chris is as much as a simp as Percy and would die happy if his entire life revolved around Clarisse)
Hello people, I need fic recs.
I have been craving dysfunctional Weasley family for months. My current favourite is 'And, Obviously, Oliver' by oncethrown which is just so many flavours of ridiculously good I can't even describe it. It's so amazing, think Percy-centric, Perciver fic angst + a badass Hermione who is figuring her shit out + not the greatest but trying Weasley parents + a very adorable Charlie, Hermione and Fleur relationship + Charlie being sick of straight people, and that is all just from the top of my head. But they are all so perfectly dysfunctional, it's perfection. I want more. I don't really care about ships, so please, people of the internet, do your thing
I feel like we can all agree that every IT/Stranger Things 'Richie Tozier is Mike Wheeler' crossover fics' song is 'Devil Town'
valgrace my beloved
The Percy Jackson Age Conspiracy
In TLT Luke would have been 19 at the start of the year and Annabeth would have been 12
They arrived at camp when Annabeth was 7
So they have been at camp for 5 years
Thalia would have been 12/13 when she arrived at camp because Percy compared their ages
Annabeth ran away at 7
So they would have been 7, 12 and 14 when they met (or at least at the start of the year before their birthdays)
We don't understand how godly/demigod pregnancys work
Sally said she only knew Posidion for 1 summer
But Percy was born in August
So by mortal standards he would have had to have been conceived in November
Which isn't summer
So I suggest that demigod pregnancys work much faster than a regular one
And Gods cover this up using the mist and a bit of memory manipulation for those who don't know about them
So maybe Percy was actually conceived late May/early June
This doesn't solves the Jason/Thalia age thing
Because Thalia remembers seeing Zeus again when she was 7
And she ran away when Jason was 2, making her 9
(if the pregnancy had been shorter like I theorise Sally's to be)
Which means 3 years later she would have met Annabeth who would be 7
But 2 + 3 = 5 not 7
And Jason is only supposed to be one year younger than Annabeth
But if the Pregnancy was regular and say Thalia was 10 when she ran away, that still doesn't make sense
Because 2 + 2 = 4
(I would also think to point out that Jason was born in July and Thalia was supposed born in December so she would be a year old between conception and birth, don't test my maths i'm good at this shit)
So New theory
Jason just doesn't know how old he is
He's not sure how old he is in TLH
But he knows when his birthday is in MOA after he started to get his memories back
But Jason was raised by Goddamn wolves
Why the hell would he know how old he is when he gets to Camp Jupiter
Furthermore, how did he know when his birthday was in MOA?? I'm guessing either Thalia told him at some point during the period of time that we don't see between TLH and SON which is unlikely considering they didn't seem to spend much time together (hunters and all that) OR the Romans made it up
THINK ABOUT IT
Jason was raised by wolves for at least a couple months, probably longer
That means at the earliest he was 2 when he arrived, 3 at the latest because of his tattoo
HE'S NOT GOING TO KNOW WHEN HIS BIRTHDAY IS
HOW THE HELL DOES HE KNOW WHEN HIS BIRTHDAY IS
ILL TELL YOU HOW
THEY MADE IT THE FUCK UP
His birthday is on Hera/Juno sacred day
Seriously it couldn't be more obvious
And I don't know about you but a bunch of teenager soldiers aren't going to know the difference between 2 and 3 or 3 and 4
They definitely chose the wrong one
Because who the hell thinks a 2 year old is going to survive living with wolves
It's so simple
AND because demigod pregnancys work faster, it is only 1 year different instead of the possible 2
So Jason actually turned 15 in MOA not the believed 16
In conclusion demigod pregnancys are shorter than mortal ones and Jason is actually a year younger than he thinks he is and will be very confused when Thalia corrects him
“Girls want a Superman, but they walk past a Clark Kent every day”
You fuckin CLOWNS think you’re a CLARK KENT? Not on my fuckin watch. You dumb, headass motherfuckers are barely a Guy Gardner and you think you’re a CLARK KENT? The amount of disrespect is unreal.
Listen here, wannabes: My boi Clark is 240 lbs of PURE KANSAS BEEF trained from a young age by Ma Kent to Love and Respect women as the Intelligent, Independent beings they are. He is shy rambling about tractors and casually moving the copy machine when my pen falls behind it and he would NEVER demand I be sexually or romantically interested just because he’s nice.
Y’all ain’t Clark Kent.
I have never hit the reblog button so damn fast.
“barely a Guy Gardner” is the sickest comics related burn I’ve heard to date.