Burglar who Steals Cats

I steal cats.

[cat-thievery]

Gimme your cats!

Hey, I'm the Cat Thief.

I steal cats.

This is me.

Now gimme your cats, this is a robbery!

My tags:

Cat Stealing - #Cat robbery

Everything else - #Not a cat robbery

Mod is @raish-ryeson-robinson-i

Mod does not actually steal cats.

[dimetrodone]

Looking

[dimetrodone]

She’s a bug

[rainbowgod666]

Bug cat..,.

[just-reblogs-101]

@cat-thievery

[cat-thievery]

This Bug Cat is being stolen!

[teathattast]

Thieves Guild

[batsinmybelfry-deactivated20260]

A tale as old as time

[cat-thievery]

These Thieving cats are getting Stolen!

[cat-thievery]

You'll never steal my cat >:3

Oh I will find a way to steal your cat. >:3

[the-real-illinois]

@whatcoloristhatcat

Hey I got these two kitties recently and I really need help telling what color they are

[cat-thievery]

These kitties are getting stolen!

[cute-catts]

[cat-thievery]

That wallet bringer is getting stolen!

[important-animal-images]

[cat-thievery]

This new coworker is getting stolen!

[scp-threats-is-back]

Our fucking coworker

[cat-thievery]

>:3

[important-animal-images]

[cat-thievery]

This new coworker is getting stolen!

[everythingfox]

He’s a busy man

[cat-thievery]

This working cat is being stolen!

[valtsv]

why don't you look at a black cat's fur turning brown in the sunlight and maybe you'll calm down

[this-is-a-representation]

my boy's time has come

[dragonsinheaven]

[ydrill]

My girl

[tonysaintborgi]

[rooksandravens]

[rhubarbgrl]

[astoldbyandi-moving-deactivated]

[ookaookaooka]

[animal-vegetable-or-mineral]

This post is a Mineral!

[the-gimmick-blog-collector]

Animal vegetable or mineral collected

Purpose : Confirms for you if there is an animal , vegetable or a mineral in your post. ( Better description in their intro post )

@cat-thievery no cats here for you they're minerals okay ?!

[cat-thievery]

Drat, I thought these were cats.

[everythingfox]

Car-pet

[meshaamem-li]

he's doing the passover special

[walmart-the-official]

@oceaniddoesstuff @bingle-official @maryland-officially

[cat-thievery]

This flatbread is being stolen!

[catfindr]

[cat-thievery]

Smitty WerbenJagerManJenser has been stolen!

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[cat-thievery]

This airdropped cat is getting stolen!

[probablybadrpgideas]

The animals of an alien planet are extremely otherworldly in appearance but are referred to with the names of Earth animals. One prominently-featured creature is a transluscent, radially-symmetrical lifeform with ten limbs, fifteen eyes, breathing tubes on its knee joints and a circular mouth on its dorsal side adorned with colorful flag-like mouthparts. The in-universe characters refer to it as a "cat" and treat it as such.

­

[generalarin]

C-cat?? Perhaps?

[probablybadrpgideas]

kitty!

[cat-thievery]

Is this a cat? Eh, who cares.

This cat is getting stolen!

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[dangerousskeletoncoptree]

@maryland-officially @firehouse-subs-fr

[maryland-officially]

AAWW

[cat-thievery]

That flying cat is being Stolen!

[0dividedby0haha]

oh my god

YOU HAVE SO MANY BADGES

yup! i always remember to check the marketplace during a tumblr collab to find any free badges!

[th3-silliest-being-deactivated2]

noice

[0dividedby0haha]

i want more badges though, enough to be longer than do you love the color of the sky

but alas i am unwilling to pay for tumblr

[th3-silliest-being-deactivated2]

same here

hopefully there will be more future badges that we can obtain :3

[0dividedby0haha]

wouldn’t it be funny if somebody gave dashboard crabs to me and you?

[th3-silliest-being-deactivated2]

yes..

but i’d also feel insanely guilty

because

i don’t want people spending money on my silliness-

[0dividedby0haha]

same

but also, crabs

[th3-silliest-being-deactivated2]

ye

crabs :3

[0dividedby0haha]

turns you into a crab

[th3-silliest-being-deactivated2]

OH NOES

[crab-thief]

i steal you

[th3-silliest-being-deactivated2]

HUH???

[crab-thief]

i realized there is @cat-thievery but no crab thief so i appeared

[cat-thievery]

Yes hello I exist.

[crab-thief]

if something is a cat and a crab at the same time who steals it

[cat-thievery]

If it looks more crab-like, it's yours, if it looks more cat-like, then it's mine.

[crab-thief]

what if it’s equally both

split custody?

[cat-thievery]

Yeah. That makes the most sense.

[crab-thief]

who gets the cat crab on weekdays and who gets it on weekends?

[cat-thievery]

I have a day job, so I'll take the weekends.

[0dividedby0haha]

oh my god

YOU HAVE SO MANY BADGES

yup! i always remember to check the marketplace during a tumblr collab to find any free badges!

[th3-silliest-being-deactivated2]

noice

[0dividedby0haha]

i want more badges though, enough to be longer than do you love the color of the sky

but alas i am unwilling to pay for tumblr

[th3-silliest-being-deactivated2]

same here

hopefully there will be more future badges that we can obtain :3

[0dividedby0haha]

wouldn’t it be funny if somebody gave dashboard crabs to me and you?

[th3-silliest-being-deactivated2]

yes..

but i’d also feel insanely guilty

because

i don’t want people spending money on my silliness-

[0dividedby0haha]

same

but also, crabs

[th3-silliest-being-deactivated2]

ye

crabs :3

[0dividedby0haha]

turns you into a crab

[th3-silliest-being-deactivated2]

OH NOES

[crab-thief]

i steal you

[th3-silliest-being-deactivated2]

HUH???

[crab-thief]

i realized there is @cat-thievery but no crab thief so i appeared

[cat-thievery]

Yes hello I exist.

[crab-thief]

if something is a cat and a crab at the same time who steals it

[cat-thievery]

If it looks more crab-like, it's yours, if it looks more cat-like, then it's mine.

[crab-thief]

what if it’s equally both

split custody?

[cat-thievery]

Yeah. That makes the most sense.