A lot of accidents

bop bop to the bottom

[pseudophan]

ideal existence

[guyinabugway]

Imagine never being late to anything

[a-fools-stone]

“what time is it?” *gets arrested*

[uss-edsall]

When you’re an archaeologist with a set schedule, sometimes people really get to understand who you are

When I dug in France I always got a croissant at 0520 from the same exact place in Échemines. A week in, they had one lying on the counter for me by the time I walked in. By the second week I got the exact amount I’d pay in hand when I walked in, because they’d reliably have it ready. I made sure to tell the owners that I wasn’t returning on my last day of the dig.

[uss-edsall]

I may mention that every time I ordered in French. On my last day the owners gave me hugs and kindly told me to never speak in French again

[bluemonkeydevil]

They had your order ready so they wouldn’t have to hear you speak French 🤣

[uss-edsall]

OH, MOTHERFUCKER

[pasture-raised]

[rideroftherange]

Genius

[instructor144]

This is GENIUS!

[biohazerd]

Crows have good memory and communicate too so once word got out that the fruit wasnt the wave they all left it alone, thats cool af

[matronofthevoid]

i finish tending my garden.

rocks: painted. raspberry plants: growing. birds: bamboozled.

i am a successful gardener. 

[mysharona1987]

[obviousplant]

[daloy-politsey]

[temporalkingdom]

Cuboctahedron made of carrot

[a-bisexual-teenager]

I’ve watched this so many times today

[itsforexposure]

And you get what you fuckin' deserve.

[andysidecake]

fucked up an email at work today 

[maxximonstre]

took this fully expecting to be smaller than all 100 so this is nice and nobody is allowed to call me short anymore

[maxximonstre]

@knees-in-my-bees http://heightdb.com/blog/am-i-tall-or-short

[maxximonstre]

every person reblogging this that's taller than 50 or more people: this post isn't for you it's for us manlets and short kings

[catchymemes]

[sizvideos]

A man has built Ogo, a hands-free wheelchair for his paraplegic friend (video)

[thelamprey]

Holy shit this is awesome.

[imfemalewarrior]

For any wheelchair users following me! 

-FemaleWarrior, She/They 

[weaselle]

every few months I forget about this and then see it again and it is always one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen.

So this time I looked it up, I wondered how to get one and how much it cost. Turns out  it was a bit hard to find, actually, and that’s because it’s no longer called the Ogo, it’s called the Omeo.

They are pretty advanced as a product now, in terms of accessories, color options, etc (they have an off road conversion kit and stuff!). They are kind of expensive, tho not necessarily when compared to other wheel chairs, which cost anywhere from a couple hundred bucks for a shitty one, to like 4k for a high end electric one. An Omeo will cost you just under 2k.

Here is their website, if you want to learn more: https://omeotechnology.com/

[immopengu]

ONE MORE TIME FOR ALL MY WHEELCHAIR USERS!!!!

[dragon-in-a-fez]

this bitch empty, TWEET

[adobsonartworks]

Have any of you heard of the Harvard MIT Pigeon Prank?

An MIT student dressed in a black-and-white striped shirt went to the Harvard football stadium every day of one summer, blowing a whistle while scattering breadcrumbs or birdseed to coax neighborhood pigeons down onto the field. At Harvard’s opening game of the season, upon the referee’s first whistle, it’s said that hundreds of pigeons descended onto the field, causing a half-hour delay. 

[randomfandomteacher]

Ah yes, classical conditioning put to good use

[whitepeopletwitter]

[umbrellanumber5-deactivated2021]

Strangely accurate

[weaver-z]

If you ever, and I mean EVER think that you fucked something up royally, remember that the organizers of the 1904 Olympic marathon:

- Had zero stations for water on the 26 mile (42 km) course

- Accidentally gave North American competitor Tom Hicks a cocktail made of egg whites, brandy, and actual fucking rat poison

- Had a guy come into the race late wearing a beret and cutoff slacks, sneak into an apple orchard during the race because no food had been given to him for 40 hours, eat rotten apples, projectile vomit onto the track, fall asleep for hours, and finish in fourth place OVERALL because most of the other runners collapsed of exhaustion or injuries

- Conducted the race on a dusty road, which caused so much dust to be kicked into the air that an American runner somehow inhaled enough to tear his STOMACH LINING open

- Accidentally released feral dogs onto the track

- Fucked the other competitors up SO BADLY that Tom Hicks—the guy who ate RAT POISON and was HALLUCINATING the entire run—came in first place

[postmarxed]

[toshio]