Explicable Nonsense

Stuff is just... a lot

[wizardarchetypes]

”we’ve been trying to reach you”

GET in line

[wizardarchetypes]

didn't realize this post got any notes because you know what i'm also not checking? my activity feed.

[kitttenteeth]

heart - shaped scallion found In pho . reblog for good luck & yummy soup 500000 forwver

[hustlerose]

of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns

[hustlerose]

easy website

[cryptid-on-a-string]

^^^ me when I’m trying to calm down my horse named “Website”

[batcii]

weird horse

[validwarriorcatsnames]

"Websight" is a Valid Warrior Cat Name!

[locus-p0cus]

train wreck of a post. hit reblog

[guy-named-reblog]

oww :(

[dipperthedestructor]

im the prettiest canary in this mine

[dipperthedestructor]

what the fuck is that smell

[charlesoberonn]

[carlsdraws]

miku but she’s in a medieval manuscript

[cicadaland]

"you should be at the club" I can't go to the club I'll be in there saying shit like "perchance" and "thrice"

[smol-blue-bird]

sometimes when I'm bored, I go through the list of recent bad faith Wikipedia edits that have since been reverted. a lot of them are politically contentious/offensive topics that attract crazies and trolls in general, but sometimes there are completely innocent inoffensive articles that people attack for no reason. some guy yesterday vandalized the article on the chemical element francium

[thirdchoiceurl]

Francium IS a stupid element. It has a half life of 22 minutes and barely exists at all, only naturally occurring as a product of the extremely rare alpha decay series ²³⁵U ➝ ²³¹Th ➝ ²³¹Pa (𝜷 decay) ➝ ²²⁷Ac ➝ ²²³Fr (1.38% chance). There’s less than a gram of it on earth at any given moment. It has no uses to anybody and it isn’t even the most reactive group 1A element due to relativistic effects fucking up its electron binding energies. Stupid substance.

If you somehow asked a genie to get you a gram of Francium in a sealed vial so you could do an experiment with it, the genie would just give it to you because the enormous amount of radioactivity it produces would instantly vaporize the sample and cook you alive. Absolute dogshit isotope and its synthetic siblings are just the same but worse

[bimyheel]

found the guy

[botanyshitposts]

supervisor at work desperately wants me to try her herbal mushroom coffee and I looked at the insert and it has cordyceps in it ‘for stamina’ and don’t get me wrong I’m sure it’s a normal edible non-parasitic variety but there IS a little part of me that’s like. oh so that’s what they’re calling it now

[atomic58-blog]

[white-cishet-snail]

Our blessed tumblr

[greatnorthernofficial]

A holy site

[toastyboobs]

Nah nah nah, you ain’t hiding this in the tags

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Not one of the 7 deadly sins, but a secret 8th sin

[webboygirl]

sorry what

[communistkenobi]

[movoedd-deactivated20230626]

Important News

He's gone

[chromaticabrasions]

so there’s this trans wizard and no one can remember the wizards pronouns and we’re all to scared to ask cuz the wizard has a pretty short temper and the wizard might curse us or penis blast us if we ask the wizard for the wizards pronouns or mess up the wizards pronouns so we all just call the wizard ‘the wizard’ in place of pronouns

[chromaticabrasions]

#the wizard’s pronouns are the wizard and the wizard doesn’t even notice that everyone doesn’t know the wizard’s pronouns

[wizardpostsdotorg]

bathrooms SHOULD be binary but it should be for drugs/for peeing

[retrodynamics]

Horse race

🏇 Second Breakfast

🏇 Bearer of the Curse

🏇 Ronnie’s Delight

🏇 Clown Car

🏇 Goldmary

🐎 Peepee’s Playhouse

🏇 Bacon Storm

Voting ended onFeb 2, 2023

[ltlexay]

[confirmedcannibal]

What do you say you have a look at this? Tell me what you see.

A light in the darkness.

A bearded man.

A mushroom cloud.

A head on a pillow.

Voting ended onFeb 8, 2023

[demilypyro]

Installs this mod on your post

[ponett]

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[wizard-email]

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Voting ended onFeb 3, 2023

[wizard-email]

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[not-to-be-a-lesbian-but]

fuck dude it sure is