bad queen is my pedigree

New Year off to a super start.

Looks like it. Now c'mere, I'll clean you up so you don't have to drag your ass to A&E.

vinnie-lombardi

Shit, I dunno. Don’t need any adventure in yer life?

Jesus, you sound like Theo. Adventure really isn't my thing.

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vinnie-lombardi

Hawaii’s part a’ the same country, Cat. And it snows there too. Just like volcano bits or some shit.

Yeah, no shit. It's not the bloody freezing part, though. [She rolls her eyes.] Do I look like I'll be climbing any fucking volcanoes?

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Oh! I’m sorry i really thought you were a military brat.

[He nods.]

Wow, that’s really cool. And miss Colombia, she would have been, you’re very beautiful, it makes sense.

And yes, yes they do.

[He grins all cheesy, his eyes crinkling up before he makes a face.]

Two dicks in the same hole oh my god I just clenched my asshole so tight I can’t even… god… bleh. And I’m not… prudeish I just keep those things where they belong. I’m more shy, yeah, I guess. And nah, I’m not offended.

Well… thanks.

[He shrugs.]

It is Colby Keller! I don’t know who that is, actually, but his name is Margot, he’s really nice, we went on one little date thing, but uh, we’re taking it slow. It’s not serious, we’re working out some kinks sometimes we’re not on the same page… humor wise? I dunno, but he’s good company for sure. He’s older and coming out of something shitty too so — who knows. We’re both kinda shy and I worry about that, to be honest — I tend to seek out more adventurous people because they push me more in that direction, if that makes sense.

A military brat, uh? Rude.

[She shrugs a little.] I don't look that much like my mum, honestly. I'm too tall and bony.

How rude. Usually people are incredibly interested in my orgasms.

[She cocks a brow as Oliver mentions his asshole, tiny smirk curling up one corner of her mouth.]

You can do a lot with limitless lube and patience, Oliver. You are a little prudeish. I've made you blush without even saying anything all that lewd. It's sweet, though. I'm sure the flustered thing gets you girls. People like that kinda thing.

[She nods along as he explains, brushing her hair from her eyes.]

There's plenty more fish in the sea if this particular arrangement doesn't work out for you. I'd introduce you to someone but most of the boys I know are practically married. Or they're straight - or deeply closeted.

Oh, did you live with her, then? What about your dad? Still in the military? Sorry about that, my gran passed when I was in my senior year of high school, rough stuff.

[He nods, but his eyes narrow at Cat does nothing to hide the fact that she is very much enjoying this.]

We were, yes. Oh god rub one out. Please Cat, spare me.

[Oliver slaps a hand over his face to hide his eyes, embarrassed.]

I never watched his porn, ever, and I like to keep it that way and I am NOT telling you what he was like in bed, besides good. And why not me of all people? He was just a normal guy… it was his job.

[Oliver frowns.]

Thanks — a breakup woulda been better, I think. Now I’m just… hung up I guess. But he was a good person, I know that doesn’t paint him in a positive light but he was really sweet.

Yeah, after my parents I went to live with her. [She shakes her head.] My dad was never in the military - he was a journalist. That's how he met my mum - he was in Colombia covering some things and my mum was Miss Colombia at the time and they met at some event thing.

[Cat cocks a brow.]

Do my orgasms offend you, Oliver?

You're not missing much that you probably haven't seen already. I personally prefer Colby Keller. [She shrugs.] You just seem kinda... Prudeish. No offense meant, of course. I just can't imagine you dating a guy whose probably taken two dicks in the same hole.

[Her brow puckers a bit.]

Oh well. You can do better, anyway. What about that other guy you mentioned. What's he like? Is he also a porn star? Is it Colby Keller?

I bet your grandmother was a badass. Did she drink rum right from the bottle? Because I get that vibe.

[He nods and when flushed red all the way down to his collar.]

Gah. Don’t talk about him like that! We weren’t fucking we were seeing one another. It was serious-ish. How do you even know his name?! I mean like who he is?

I dunno, Jackson and I met just around, at a coffee shop I think and he kept hitting on me and I kept saying no but then I didn’t and then we dated for a few months.

Then he went to Canada to go home for a family thing then I didn’t hear from him for like 3 months so, here we are.

I guess she was. She fancied herself a proper lady by the time I met her, though.We didn't really get on - she shipped me off to boarding school then died when I was in university.

[Cat laughs again - the sound is definitely more of a cackle, as she tends to take a lot of joy in embarrassing people.]

Oooh, seeing each other. Even better. I can't believe that you of all people would date a porn star. [She grins.] I don't like to watch het or lesbian porn so that kinda limits my options when I wanna rub one out. Is he as noisy as he is in porn?

[She sobers a bit at Oliver's words, brow puckering.] Ah, a breakup. I'm sorry to hear that - you're too good for him, anyway.

Well my gran did, she was a real nice lady.

[He nods.]

She also like embroidered and shit so she was pretty old fashioned.

[Oliver blushes a little bit, shrugging his shoulder. But nah, why the fuck would Cat watch gay porn? That was stupid. He was sure she meant had he brought him by before.]

I don’t think so? His name is Jax Harding? Well… that’s what he went by — but he was a little shorter than me, sassy — tattoos everywhere, piercing blue eyes. Yeah.

She sounds it. She's nothing like my grandmother.

[Cat smirks a little at Oliver's flush, one brow cocking a bit. Both her brows shoot up when he names the man, a surprised laugh bubbling from her lips.]

No, really? Little Jamison Oliver fucked Jax Harding? As in takes it up the ass on camera Jax Harding? Holy shit.

How the hell did you even meet a porn star?

That makes sense. I was raised by an old lady in New Jersey, which is why I say shit like “jeepers creepers.”

[He chuckles.]

hey! I had a real hot boyfriend and uh… I went on a date with a good lookin’ dude the other day.

If it were just one hot person I would think it were a fluke but two, two means something.

[He nods solemnly.]

I don't even think old ladies in New Jersey say jeepers creepers, mate.

[She cocks a brow.]

Had a real hot boyfriend? Who? Do I know him?

vinnie-lombardi

What? Don’t it snow in England?