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Big Shop Update! Now that I survived the shirt pre-orders, I can update my shop. I have so many new prints, mini prints, and stickers. Some will not be reprinted after they run out. You can get them all here..!
I think I’m falling behind in pop culture can we stop writing books and making movies until I catch up. something crazy is about to happen to gilgamesh
mandatory minimum production time so things can be better and also finished and also not feel like homework to enjoy
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Happy Hanukkah, please enjoy the Ohio Department of Transportation’s seasonal “don’t drive drunk” slogan
i'm just calling this like i see it. furries get art reblogs. a furry will say something like "i had a dream where pikachu was dressed up like one of the columbine kids" and then someone will post a picture of pikachu in a trenchcoat and the post will have like. 40 notes. furry posts dont have to blow up to get fanart. they can just exist.
and we all know why this is. furries befriend other furries and nobody draws like furries do. nobody. the internet is the device furries use to share art and the rest of us are just allowed to hang out. i'd say you can love it or you can hate, but no, you just have to love it. or else.
anyway this is all to say that the more furries you follow, and the more furries that folllow you, the more likely you are to throw out some random shitpost like "frog but it has only ever done arm day and now it looks like a farm tractor driving backwards" and get an actual drawing back.
Op I have no idea if this is what you meant but I felt possessed by farmer frog
THIS POST IS LESS THAN AN HOUR OLD. WHAT THE FUCK.
Also that is what I meant. Except not hot. So you objectively improved upon my idea. Like, of course the frog has to be hot. Obviously. How did I miss that?
I love this website. And I love furries. Thank you for sharing your internet with us.
I mean, could the case that I was making be made any stronger than this? No. I scribbled three runes in the dirt, and now an elder god is drawing beautiful frog women. It's like the opposite of a doomsday cult. What a wonderful Wednesday, my dudes.
For those still on #frogwatch, I did some style test doodles with her and thought i would share
the cow one is the best one imo
Mannnn people in my hometown are really comfortable cracking jokes about "inbred cannibal hillbillies" out in Appalachia considering that our one claim to fame is our massive heroin epidemic
They literally opened a VAPE LOUNGE to try to combat it. You KNOW shit's rough when the best solution you can come up with is "well maybe we can get all the kids into vaping instead"
I'm just saying, maybe we can leave West Virginia alone bc we've got SOME SHIT going down in our own goddamn state
I used to be mad about "whole language" reading approaches in theory but now I work with school-age kids and I am mad about it in practice.
the word is "commute"
kid: complete?
me: do you see a P in that word?
kid: uh.... compare?
me: where are you getting a P??? sound it out.
kid: com... complete?
me: is that a P after the M? sound it out.
kid: *stares blankly*
me: [oh right, nobody taught them how to do this. fucking hell...] okay, we'll do this together [like it's kindergarden even though you're thirteen years old...]. what sound does C make?
I am not a reading teacher or a dyslexia specialist but I'm having to do remedial phonics instruction for middle schoolers because nobody ever taught them how SO THEY CAN'T FUCKING READ
I cannot overstate how much these kids are just making wild guesses when I ask them to read something. Because that's what they were taught to do. If you don't know a word, use context clues and make a guess at what you think the word might be.
Which is a fucking insane approach to reading, by the way, and I could rant about this forever because this makes absolutely no sense and I cannot figure out how the entire educational field was duped into thinking that this makes a lick of sense.
But I also want to emphasize that even kids who are decent readers have this problem. I work with some kids who straight-up can't read, but even my kids who absolutely can read will just guess wildly at an unfamiliar word. Those kids will go back and sound it out if I force them to, because they can read, so they have the necessary decoding skills. But they have to be pushed to do it and reminded several times to quit fucking guessing and read the actual letters on the page, Jason.
For example. I have a kid who is actually a pretty strong reader - probably one of my best.
The word was "disagreement."
He made a couple of guesses - some nonsensical, but after pushing him to sound out the word, he got closer. He kept saying "dis-age-ment" and "dis-argue-ment."
And I said okay, let's break this word down. Is there anything in here you recognize?
"The beginning is 'dis' and the end is 'ment' like argument, but I don't know the middle."
Great! Let's pull the middle out. I wrote the word "agree" on the page. Do you know this word?
"Age? Argue?"
SOUND. IT. OUT.
"Ag... agriculture?"
Jason the love of god. I drew a line in the middle. Ag/ree. Sound out each part.
"I don't know."
JASON. I wrote them out on opposite sides of the paper. Ag...........ree. What sound does ag make?
"Ag?"
YES GREAT FANTASTIC. Now come all the way over here. Ree. Sound it out.
"Are?"
JASON. R. E. E.
"Rey? Ree?"
Yes, thank you, it's Ree. Put it together.
"Ag...ree? Oh! It's disagreement!"
YES. EXCELLENT. THANK YOU. WHY WAS THIS SO HARD?
For decades, schools have taught children the strategies of struggling readers, using a theory about reading that cognitive scientists have
#however the situation is better in liberal states that invest substantially more money into education than conservative states
As much as I wish that was the case, "Jason" and all of his classmates are students in a strongly blue state with some of the highest educational spending per student in the country.
I'm not saying the situation is better in red states - I've seen what my friends who are teaching in Texas are dealing with and the situation is dire. I'm just saying it's less of a red/blue or funding issue than you might imagine.
It’s actually the exact opposite! For whatever reason liberal states decided to just ignore science and teach reading wrong, and red states like Mississippi now have better reading scores than California! Why is it this way? I honestly don’t know. Is there something in the water that made elementary teachers in California all decide to not teach phonics? Probably not, but I can’t figure out why else this would be the case.
It's because phonics gained a reputation as a "right-wing" teaching method at multiple points in the past several centuries. Most recently, it was George W. Bush supporting phonics education. Liberal and left-leaning educators recoiled against this and, unfortunately, harmed their students in the process. Thankfully, these educators are becoming more aware of the issues with the whole language approach and some are trying to course correct. This is why it's important to depoliticize phonics! It's not right or left wing, it's just the teaching method with the most scientific support and observed success!
There’s a long and harmful tradition of linking phonics to conservative politics—and a recent New York Times story perpetuates it.
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I have never in my life experienced more real “why must we pit two bad bitches against one another?”
I am fucking. Obsessed with the menu of this Asian fusion place on Uber eats. Hold on.
Hello! I'm on a compliment rampage because everyone deserves to know how great they are!
Your art is so wonderful, I think regularly about the Taakitz cruise fic accompaniments you drew. Also, your words are delicious, I had such a great time reading your taznc contributions, your premises were so fun!
Ougghhh noodyl ty so much 😭😭😭😭😭 I'm pretty sure this has been sitting in my inbox for like. 2 years and I am So Sorry I haven't responded sooner
But thank you for such kind words, you are always such a ray of sunshine in this community and I love all of your writing so much!!! 😍😍😍😍
Sexiest Podcast Character 2024 — Unscripted Redemption Bracket — Round 3−1
Who is sexier?
Lup
Tony Collette
Propaganda
Lup (The Adventure Zone: Balance):
She's an umbrella for like 12 years. Hard to get sexier than that.
She's the twin of a canon 12/10
LUP SWEEP PLEASE I LOVE HER. the first thing she did after being trapped in an umbrella for years is tease her brother for being attracted to the grim reaper. shes iconic
Lup is the OG sexy podcast character, I can't handle [her being behind in her first round]
#transdimencional transgender queen entered the chat
Lup's tea:
Some complex layered drink, like chocolate milk, then strawberry milk, then matcha, then taro milk. Mostly to make the employees do it more than because she wanted a drink that complex.
Tony Collette (Dungeons & Daddies: The Peachyville Horror):
HEY do you like sexy hot italian ftm catboys? well stop. vote corazon instead i have no idea who he is but tony collette doesn’t deserve this
He also tried to convince a teen to bleed on him from what could've been a very fatal wound
Hey! Tony seduced a spy without trying! AND he drunkenly seduced the queen of England over the phone! #did he also drive a car directly into a house? yes #but he has gay witches for dads let's forgive him
#i've never met Corazón in my life #but I *have* met Tony Collette #i voted for Corazón ✌️
#we'll kill him harder than he was previously killed
#Tony is literally a cat boy and canonically has a fat ass
#tony is so sexy but only because he's such a manfailure
#tony collette!! #transgender former cat turned human!
#tony doesn't deserve the win (affectionate)
This is only the Tony Collette from the podcast Dungeons & Daddies. Do not vote on the basis of any other Tony Collette.
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How it started:
How it’s going:
Just a lil reminder that even if it doesn’t feel like it, even if it feels so fucking slow and you can’t see it at all, you do improve when you keep doing the thing. I love you. Hang in there.
I have no idea why this is doing the rounds again - I love you all so much - but have I got an update for you!! I can't show you yet but in a couple weeks when I'm allowed to, I'll show you the next snake in this evolution.
Y'all are wonderful
I can reveal the next snake in the chain:
This piece is titled "The Secondary Eclipse Occurs When The Cooler Star Is Occulted By The Hotter Star", and it was created for Poetic Tiger's Invisible Threads show. The snake is 43" from end-to-end, and 39 of those inches are covered in sequins stitched on one-by-one. He's a big boy.
There are five years between lil snakey #1 and this one. Also important to note - I started making snakes because of fanart. If anyone tries to tell you fanart isn't "real" art, they're being a douche, and you can call them on it. Anything that gives us the joy to create is ✨peak real✨ We're honing and learning and growing more skilled no matter what we create as long as we keep doing it. So make whatever art you want. (With your hands, AI isn't art and does not count)
Griffin McElroy I don’t know if you’re in Vancouver right now but if you’re not then I just watched your doppelgänger get stuck in an automatic door
For the record this is the order things went down
See a guy
Think, “That dude looks just like known podcaster Griffin McElroy”
Watch dude walk into automatic door, get hooked on it somehow, ragdoll sideways as it opens, shake himself loose, look around as if searching for witnesses, and then continue walking
Realize that this doesn’t confirm or eliminate suspicion either way
Consider approaching
Decide against it
Post on blog
I think one of my absolute favourite things about TAZ is that Griffin got to write a campaign in which the three free agents, the three moving parts that he relied on to make his story work, were the three people he knows best in the whole universe. People talk about Griffin’s story being ‘on rails’ but it’s not. It’s just that - unlike most DMs - Griffin can predict his family’s behaviour in advance in a way most people couldn’t hope to do. If he were playing with a different group, the story never would have turned out the way it did, but because he knows his family, he could fairly accurately predict the big decisions.
He writes a voidfish into the story, because he knows his brother is kind to animals, knows he’d never leave a sentient baby jellyfish on a planet about to get eaten, not even narratively. He’s not writing Travis into a corner, Travis would never consider doing anything else. He writes Taako a sister - a best friend, a twin, a soul mate - because he knows that Justin is a big brother to his very core, knows that his instincts will always fall in line with sibling loyalty and devotion, even when he’s playing an aloof elf who doesn’t care about anyone. He writes his dad into the trickiest position of them all - facing true horror, sitting across the table from the end of the world - and he knows that his father will respond with compromise and understanding, with love and joy and compassion, because he’s seen that grace in his father his whole life. Griffin was betting on those qualities that he already knew his family possessed, and it was the safest bet he ever made! Because they were amazing, and he always knew they would be.
Today’s Davenport makes a stone call! … Also there’s a dragon.
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[ID from under cut: an eight paneled comic featuring Barry and Kravitz on a reaper-related reason. Panel one is split into two images. On the left is a skeletal Barry looking at his Stone of Farspeech which is floating up and glowing, labeled with an appropriate “glow-y noise”. On the right, Barry’s flesh face pops in as he answers, “Uh, hello? Oh hey Davenport! It’s good to, uh, it’s good to hear from you. How are you-” a small pause as Davenport says something we can’t hear- “ Oh me? How I’m doing?” Panel two reveals that Barry and Kravitz are standing in front of a giant skeletal dragon. Kravitz says, “Are you serious? Now is not the time for personal calls, Barold.” Barry ignores both of them as he continues talking on his Stone. Barry says, “I’m just taking care of some business near Goldcliff.” another pause as Dav talks. “What’s that?” Panel three, Barry has turned away to continue his conversation, “YEAH SURE I HAVE A MOMENT!” Kravitz disagrees with a, “NO YOU DON’T” as the dragon lunges at Kravitz who shoves his scythe into its mouth to stop it from chomping on him. Barry says, blissfully in response to whatever Dav says, “Could you repeat that - Merle’s not answering his stone again?” Panel four, Barry has his back to the action, “He must have put his stone on silent again,” (here Kravitz interjects, “YOU SHOULD TOO-”) Davenport responds, “I know know, I’ll stop by after I finish up over here and tell him to turn it back on-” Davenport asks something, “uh, yeah I’m in Goldcliff?” Dav says something and Barry answers, “I can teleport over- Reaper powers?” Panel five is split into two images again, the first has Kravitz looking angrily over his shoulder as Barry says, “Yeah I’m still doing that”. Kravitz yells, “COULD HAVE FOOLED ME!” Kravitz turns back to the Dragon to see it rearing up to do some purple attack. “Oh shit,” Kravitz says as Barry tells Davenport, “I know you forgot- it’s okay-” Panel six, the dragon releasese a gigantic purple blast with a “RAZE” sound effect. Barry pays it no mind as his robe whips around and his hood falls revealing his mullet blowing frantically. “No. Listen Davenport. I know that first couple of years are hard - just remembering this isn’t temporary it’s, well, it’s weird to realize this all won’t disappear in a year but I swear it’ll get better.” Panel seven, Barry finishes up his call with several pauses as Davenport says stuff, “Mmmhmm, yeah who knows maybe I’ll take up gardening?” (pause) “Yeah yeah I’ll take care of it. Don’t worry I- Yeah” (pause) “Okay love you too, dad. Yup, bye.” Behind him a rift is torn open. Panel eight, Kravitz leans out of the portal and looks steamed and also smoking from purple flames. Kravitz starts, “DO YOU NOT SEE THE DRAG-” but Barry cuts him off by smacking one of the flames on his shoulder, “Oh yikes, bub. You’re a bit on fire.” Kravitz responds, “YES FROM THE BONE DRA- wait did you call him dad?” which Barry pauses it and asks, “The dragon? No that’s a female - we should probably do something about that. They’re stronger.” The dragon leans in the bg smiling. End description]
Just want to say, 10/10 experience to see person with a taako adventurezone icon taking up the sword to defend grits on a post XD (can't figure out the best conversational method to convey my small joy so have at thee, askbox)
Hope you have a lovely day <3
ALSKSSHSHHS LISTEN I may be a born and bred New Englander but I have nothing but respect for southern cooking 🤣 there'll be no grits slander on my watch!!
“She felt Merle’s grasp on the handle of the umbrella and no. That wouldn’t do.”
ok so i know this was meant as a sentimental line about how she wanted to be with taako, but like. she threw merle across the fucking room so hard that he took 1d4 damage from hitting the wall, knowing full damn well that her dumbass brother’s response would be “Let me give it a whirl. I’ll try the exact same thing that he just did.”