a lesson in fluidity

Autumn | 95 liner | they Jin Oshiro deserved better {formerly leafmiilk}

[catboy-jaebeom]

blog move

so, it's happening!! I'm moving to a new blog so I can use the tag memory system again.

this blog is 11, almost 12 years old now and there's insanely many memories on here, which is making having to move even more annoying. but! at least I still have this blog and didn't accidentally delete it or something. so, I'll be able to go back and search for stuff ( if the search system is willing ) and check whether ppl are still tagging my old blog or whichever.

I'm moving over the course of the next couple of days, I already created the new blog, added a template, pfp and bio, and gave the new blog shared ownership of my sideblogs, so I just have to follow everyone I like again and write a pinned.

but yeah, if you see @catgirl-yeji follow you, that's me ! /(◠x◠✿)\ I'll likely change it in some way ( maybe change it to catboy-jaebeom and this old one to catboy-jaebeom-archive; or maybe another catboy/catgirl/nyanbinary username, I'll see ) by the end of the week but then I'll edit this post and let you folks know!

if you've seen this post and read it, can you please like it so I know! 🩷

[catboy-jaebeom]

so update!

for some reason my new account was nuked??? ;; I've already contacted support to at least ask why and all, and maybe be lucky enough to get it back, but with the holidays it might take a while. so, if you saw this post and couldn't follow the link to the other blog that's why! ><

[catboy-jaebeom]

!!! GOOD NEWS

it's a christmas miracle;; my blog is back, let's hope I can stay there now

[shnehollander]

HAPPY 3 YEAR ANNIVERSARY TO DESTIEL BEING CANON!

🎉🎉🎉

[forgetmcnotts]

SENSE8 | Happy F*cking New Year (2.01)

[browncesario]

when the doctor used the tardis like a skateboard and pushed with his lil foot reblog if u agree

[s-h-a-s-e]

[just-a-pole-sir]

[hasgavlebockenburneddownyet]

time lapse of all the birds yesterday

[hasgavlebockenburneddownyet]

And this is what it looked like after they cleared the Snow in front of the camera today

[styro-sometimes]

[jv]

Friend, bear, cock

I already played Baldur's Gate 3 this year, thanks

[byjove]

The Australian state of Tasmania is being held hostage and terrorized by a single elephant seal and this has been going on for more than a month now.

[byjove]

He’s just a baby. He’s not even two years old. But he weighs over 1,000 pounds and refuses to go back in the sea even though he’s done molting. His hobbies include blocking roadways, sleeping in front of cars, purposefully knocking over signposts, playing with traffic cones and barking at people.

[psychoetheric]

we are not being held hostage by neil. we love him.

[byjove]

is he behind you as you type that

[hexmaniacmareen]

[licentious-deactivated20240421]

do you think youre insufferable? give your best argument for either in the tags...

i think I am

I don't think I am

Voting ended onDec 30, 2023

[depsidase]

[queersona]

What novel in the public domain would be the funniest if they did a Muppet adaptation?

Dracula

The Count of Monte Cristo

The War of the Worlds

Pride and Prejudice

The Great Gatsby

The Hounds of Baskerville

Les Misérables

Something Else

Voting ended onDec 30, 2023

EXTRA: What actor and what character would you want to be the sole human?

[fremedon]

OH MY GOD I HAVE PUT SO MUCH THOUGHT INTO MUPPET LES MIS.

Imagine: Muppetness as visual signifier of misérable status. Marius, who has more "human surrounded by muppets" energy than anyone ever, is human; Cosette is a muppet. Marius's relatives are human but the servants are muppets. Tholomyes and his friends are human; the grisettes are muppets. If the mômes appear, they start out as humans and transition into muppets. The bishop and the mother superior are technically human, but the most muppety humans you can find. To wit:

Cast:

The Bishop of Digne - Danny DeVito The Conventionist G-- - Rowlf Jean Valjean - Kermit the Frog Fantine - Miss Piggy Javert - Sam the Eagle Fauchelevent - Sweetums The Thenardiers: Waldorf and Astoria (Statler in drag) Mother Innocent: Miriam Margoyles Marius: some human dude Marius's grandfather, aunt, and cousin Theodule: some humans Cosette: a purpose-built muppet, in her first role Gavroche: Robin Eponine: Janice Babet: Doctor Teeth Gueulemer: Animal Claquesous: Zoot Montparnasse: Floyd Pepper Enjolras: Gonzo the Great Combeferre: Scooter Jean Prouvaire: Pepe the Prawn Feuilly: Beauregard Courfeyrac: Fozzie Bahorel: Crazy Harry Bossuet: Bunsen Honeydew Joly: Beaker Grantaire: Rizzo the Rat

[xicamatl-deactivated20201127]

I have to tell you about the Abuela on my street.

She is nearly 70 years old, with wonderfully brown gnarled, wrinkled hands and eyes that are creased from smiling. She hand-makes all of her own clothes and sews dolls for my little sister. Abuela is very lonely… her husband already passed and her kids live far away. She misses her grandkids. Abuela comes around our place for the company almost every other day.

So this morning, my little sister and I went to visit the Abuela to return the kindness of her vegetables with some homemade soup.

It’s a funny joke we have, that if you can make a perfect posole you are wife material. I was joking around with my friend beforehand to see if I was worthy of marriage, and my little sister thinks me failing is the best thing in life, so of course she wants to ask Abuela when we arrive.

We’re wearing masks and gloves and can’t give her the big hug like we want to, but Abuela is always happy to see us. We bring the pot of soup to her table. My little sis, the little shit that she is, immediately asks, “Abuela, is Reina ready to be a wife yet?”

And Abuela immediately shifts her entire mood. Her face literally becomes this:

Abuela’s look pierces through my heart.

“Who are you trying to impress? A man or a woman?” she asks, deadly serious. We have broached the topic of marriage. It is her domain now.

And I, Rei, gay as the fourth of July, cannot believe that either Abuela clocked me instantly or that she could possibly have a fascinating past of her own. 

I thought about lying, but my little sister was there and I don’t like to lie in front of her. So I was honest and said I was trying to impress a woman.

Without a response, Abuela carefully tries the posole. The room is silent.

“For a man, it’s good,” she says after a moment. “But, you’ll need to work harder to impress a woman.”

All I can do is politely nod. I have so many questions.

Now Abuela is tired. She wants to eat and relax in peace, so she waves us away. We make sure she’s settled, and then my sister and I go home.

I can’t believe my 70 year old Abuela said BI RIGHTS

[catasters]

[thefruitiestnight]

ASTARION.

[milclark]

[kookukachu-deactivated20211007]

I never fucking get tired of this post.

[wordsofdiana]

Merry Christmas.

[scutter2]

[pandamaru]

“Be strong Clarence. Be strong for mother.”

[jordanbolton]

“Range Life” by Jordan Bolton

Part of Scenes from Imagined Films Issue #1, available on Etsy