cat boy curiousity

neurodivergent he/they sometimes I post hcs & ff stuff

[catboycuriousity]

i fr wanna write some smut of stray kids bc i have an idea but idk if it's weird to use real people like that but then again i'm so mentally i'll i don't think i care anymore

[catboycuriousity]

not me procrastinating writing rn

[kupupupu]

Kesyperuna (Potutus domestica) on kevään aikana Suomen luonnossa yleistynyt tulokaslaji, joka soveltuu kesälemmikiksi.

[monsieurenjlolras]

English translation: The domestic potato (Potutus domestica) is a new speciest hat has become common in Finnish nature during the spring, and is suitable as a summer pet.

[prokopetz]

More favourite tropes:

“Unfortunately, [thing that would ordinarily be described in much stronger terms than ‘unfortunate’].”  

“Fortunately, [thing that is in no way fortunate].”  

“Unfortunately, [thing that would be fortunate in nearly any circumstance except the particular circumstance at hand].“  

“Fortunately, [very minor benefit that absolutely does not offset the considerable drawbacks of whatever just happened].“  

“Unfortunately, [the exact, word-for-word thing that somebody just expressed that they hope won’t happen].“  

“Fortunately, [complete non sequitur].”

[apprenticenerd]

And may I add

“Fortunately, [thing]. Unfortunately, [the exact same thing].”

[strawberryamanita]

A non-binary robot with if/then pronouns. Is this anything

[tboybobreynolds]

heartbreaking. you have to write the fic youre writing in order for it to be written

[capnsoapy]

it's good for your mental health to have mutuals who are wildly horny about kinks which do nothing at all for you

[capnsoapy]

this is both as in. sometimes you will realise that actually these kinks do do something for you and that can be very eye-opening and liberating

and also as in. sometimes you will hear someone decry these kinks as indicative of moral failing, and being friends with people like this makes you immune to that sort of knee-jerk outrage

[dovewithscales]

Also primes you for awareness that there are a lot of people who like a lot of things you don’t like or even that make you uncomfortable, and that is okay, has nothing to do with their character, and is also none of your business.

[fittingoutjane]

It’s always good practice. Remember that minding your own business costs $0 and has numerous health benefits.

[bulletstapes]

“Having freaky friends to immunise you against moral panic” is a take so good I can’t believe I don’t hear it more often.

[digitaldiscipline]

"I have been attending the Devil's sacrament with you perverts for three weeks straight and you haven't awakened a fucking thing in me."

[grungegoths]

[thoughtkick]

“Start now. Start where you are. Start with fear. Start with pain. Start with doubt. Start with hands shaking. Start with voice trembling but start. Start and don’t stop. Start where you are, with what you have. Just… start.”

— Ijeoma Umebinyuo

[catchymemes]

[headspace-hotel]

Normal geologist behavior

[autisticexpression]

We found him. The High Geologist.

[wedarkacademia]

"Life is so beautiful that death has fallen in love with it, a jealous, possessive love that grabs at what it can."

- Yann Martel, "Life of Pi"

[thedankmemes]

[kragehund-est]

did you memorize the 5 species of salmon in the pacific-northwest using a mnemonic on your hand? or do i gotta teach you?

[kragehund-est]

ok listen up, i'm only gonna say this once:

PINKY is PINK SALMON (self explanatory)

RING FINGER is SILVER SALMON (like a silver wedding ring)

MIDDLE FINGER is KING SALMON (longest finger is the king)

INDEX FINGER is SOCKEYE SALMON (because when you point, you can jab someone in the eye)

THUMB is CHUM SALMON (because it rhymes

good, now that we've cleared that up, go forth and conquer.

[helixsnake]

I remember someone saying "mad scientists in fiction aren't scientists because there's never a control group"

I think if you've created an elixir that turns people into goat men you have sort have gone past the need for a control group. The control group is not going to placebo themselves into goat men. You can probably not run the control group, and safely assume that none of them would have turned into goat men. That said, having a control group for that would make the mad scientist seem extra crazy and be really really funny, especially if he was carefully testing them for goat like features from the dyed water they drank instead of the elixir

[nonegenderleftpain]

@aydascomprehendsubtext

[lostlightsperceptor]

[monsieurenjlolras]

Control group until just for plecebo!!! how do you know the neighborhood wizard isn't also conducting goat man experiments on the population and your sample wouldn't have turned into gotmen anyway???

[star-anise]

THINGS I NEED TO FUCKING KNOW: Why every fuckin trans man or nb person I know who binds is like “oh binders are the worst, you can’t breathe in them, I know someone who broke a rib once”,

And meanwhile over in historical costuming, we are fucking eating, sleeping, swordfighting, riding horses, and feeling great like this:

(credit: Jenny La Flamme, The Tudor Tailor, Verdaera)

Like is there NO overlap between people who want to bind and people who care about accurate 16th century clothing reconstruction techniques?

(I, okay, maybe it is kind of a niche interest, but…. REALLY? Anyone who’s made a boned binder, PLS SPEAK TO ME)

Keep reading

[badassindistress]

Omigods yes that’s what I used to make my trial binding corset for under a 1830′s gentleman’s costume! I adapted the Elizabethan Pattern Generator Corset to look more like the gentleman’s corset of the time as portrayed in satirical cartoons.

This was only the second pair of stays I made, but it already made me practically flat and was quite comfortable. I didn’t even full bone it and it looked like this:

(don’t judge me for the awful way the boning sticks out at the top, I am by no means a corsetry expert)

People who are actually good at stays will be able to make things like these with no trouble, because if something made from old sheets and recycled boning can do this, imagine what you can do with proper materials.

Just for fun, here’s me in my gentleman’s outfit:

It basically eliminates my boobs, but leaves the hips alone because at that time the hourglass silhouette was fashionable for men as well. I’m not exactly flat-chested, so I’d say for a first attempt this one is very succesful.

[dawen]

…okay, was anyone going to tell me that gentlemen’s corsets were A Thing or did I just have to learn that in a random reblog myself

[theprettiestboy]

I think a lot of it comes down to production cost, because most binders are like 3-4 pieces sewn together simply and thus pretty cheap to produce. A good corset or pair of stays tends to be $100+ just because of the amount of time and craftsmanship that goes into it.

That said, here’s the corset pattern generator, some info on historical mens corsetry, and info on cheap boning substitutes. I’ve been wary of trying this myself just because with the size of my chest I’m afraid I’ll end up with a shelf instead of being flattened, but I think it’s worth a try.

[theprettiestboy]

Update:

I’m impressed as hell honestly, I’ve never been both so flat and so comfy. In this picture they’re laced loosely enough that I can fit my whole arm down the front with room to spare.

I’d encourage anyone who’s been intimidated by stays or corsets to give it a go! I definitely fucked this up in a couple places but it’s still comfortable and functional, and overall probably cost me about $15. I just used cheap cotton muslin sandwiched around a piece of cotton canvas, with 14 inch cable ties for the bones. 

I actually remembered to take photos as I went, so I’m going to put up a writeup some time soon in case it might help anyone else. for now here’s a picture of the pattern:

The nice thing about this is that it’s just one long piece, so you don’t have to worry about all the tricky curved seams that make corset making so difficult. You just cut out a couple copies on the fold, stack them on top of each other and sew your boning channels.

[plusleandminuntherats]

Would love a write-up and I’m definitely checking out the links!

[nyahgust]

straight guys are absurd. i once asked one if they’d kiss a boy for $50,000 and they said no. at that point it’s not even gay it’s just the best option

[nyahgust]

she’s a lesbian girl now if anyone wanted an update.

[autisticexpression]

I didn’t, but I think I needed it.

[necrotranscjk]

An important tweet

[sighinastorm]

This is such a "common sense" way of putting it. Everybody memorize this for spitting it back out whenever needed.