LA HEE @catboyparadiso - Tumblr Blog

growexpandexplode

night-the-starfish

Hunter and prey, markers on paper.

dogpuppy

dappermouth

No moon, no light to cross your face.

dappermouth

prints are finally up! x

butch-king-frankenstein

sometimes you'll see a bird for the first time and when you look it up you learn that its name is the Common Dirt Bitch and its range is Everywhere and there are 400 million of them in your state alone

eggable

If only there was a word for how long a foot-long hotdog is

rustingbridges

I like to fuck around and waste time for at least ~6-10 hours per day, and let me tell you, that really puts some pressure on your schedule. you have no idea how busy I am

goomba-stomper

I went to every afterlife and there wasn't a single goomba in any of them. Where the fuck are these things going

importantcatpics

academicgangster

kyberinthevoid

I hate that “chat” now makes people think of chatgpt. no. I’m asking my imaginary greek chorus twitch audience.

targetedknowledge

bimbinis

you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time

robylovi

I love it especially when it cuts to them like this:

stupidestasshole

soimething purple just happened

sharkwave-zee

wish i could have been a fly on the wall for THAT conversation! not because i wanted to hear it or anything but because i'd be a lil buuuuug

dinovelvet

sharkinablanket

thefoolishkat

and they are the bestest of friends

damazcuz

friend: please drink tonight you're so weird when you're sober

me: i promise i'll be regular

friend: okay as long as you promise

me: (zero beers in) (unprompted) the humble mole can dig up to 100x its body weight in soils each day. The humble mole can survive on a single worm for 80 nights. The humble mole can meditate for 1001 moons uninterrupted. The humble mole can forgive.