Van Gogh Lives

-I'm procrastinating-

[memewhore]

[shrapnarl]

[sleepy-bebby]

Jellyfish larvae (baby jellyfish)

[moviequotes3]

austin powers was so fucked for doing this

[75orchids]

Hes footworkin on that bitch

[schaduwen-deactivated20220817]

as soon as i'm under a blanket it's over

[exitwound]

[punished-nico]

what's the confusion? guy comes with an owl. your friends come over and hang out with the owl

[beardedmrbean]

seems to explain itself

[sirsullymore]

[roseofithaca]

Do you think Jesus ever got many carpenter requests after he started preaching? Like did anyone ever go up to him and be like; "My Lord! My Lord!" And the disciples are all: "The Master won't do anymore miracles today." But obviously Jesus is like; "Yes, my child?" And they just ask what his basic rate is to fix their door.

[sweetiepie08]

No one talks enough about the fact that Jesus had a day job.

[ranty9000]

He repaired the relationship between humanity and god, he also repaired the table in his friend Mary's house cuz it wobbled too much.

[firelordderpy]

“Jesus!”

“How can I help you my child?”

“So the Chair I got from you and your dad is great, but I tripped over it and it broke, I was hoping you could fix it?”

“Go home and be at peace, your chair is fixed.”

“Lord, did you really just use a miracle to fix his chair?”

“Luke my son, it was still under warranty.”

[tardigradetheking]

“honey that guy who made our table got crucified” 

[katestewartt]

Human disaster Mirabel Madrigal

[titkoks]

[loth-catgirl]

Charlie Chaplin'd his ass out of there after that punchline

[radiofreederry]

[greenvillainredemption]

[cuteautumn]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[vxpo]

Tomorrow is March 28th

[yeahishipitbitch]

[gayweedanimal]

[fantasy-scifi-art-deactivated20]

Sunbath by Julia Zhuravleva 

[crazy-brazilian]

[carnelianfoxx]

fun new blog title: "welcome to my twisted pussy"

[zandraxofnebulon]

ducks be like

[carnelianfoxx]

this is no longer a fun new blog title

[zzazu]

I dont think we give dogs enough credit for how brave they are for going face-first down the stairs

[stopaskingaboutmytumbl-r]

Never thought about this salute to the troops

[twoblogger]

Ngl if I went to an inn and the innkeeper burst into a dynamic musical number about how he was going to rob me and overcharge me I would probably not stay there