ape mercy

tell me animal facts - adult - they/them

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

[parosphromenus]

[mathematikerin-freyja]

I think it would be really wonderful if seagulls were constructed more like bottles with a mystery inside. What I'm imagining is that were you to catch one, you could then unscrew its face and there would be a glowing gem nestled in some sort of socket. The Core of the Gull so to speak. Then you could swap that around with other seagulls, and after screwing the faces back on they would fly off as if nothing happened. Hm... Is this too esoteric, or do some of you see what I am getting at?

[bluering8]

listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream off, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.

[smokingchagga]

This is actually what I was adviced to do at the work rehabilitation program I went to. Hasn't left my mind since. 10/10 solid advice

[utopians]

duuuuuude you have GOT to come out tonight we're enacting cruelty upon those who have transgressed so badly that we can justify any act against them... and you KNOW we're interpreting our delight as moral righteousness... Yeah it's fucking crazyyyyyyy get an Uber

[zxid]

collection

[fishlung8877]

[fnordseer5]

our idiotic ancestors used to believe stuff that's not true but luckily we've now figured out all the true things to believe in

[urie]

fucking the text man for texts one of society's most influential works

[urie]

just a work of pure art

[flowerbleedme]

mods show him the truth of the universe for a single moment then return him to a state of mind incapable of comprehending it

[is-this-fascism]

this video is CUTE. the animal is stressed and having a terrible time but it's a practicing nihilist so it actually feels liberated in the meaninglessness of its suffering

[maudgone]

Poop before shower ultimate power

Poop after bath you're on the wrong path

[puthy]

[thehandsomedevil88]

Still not what I want

[puthy]

What is it that you desire?

[transmechanicus]

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

[vmprblood]

this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare

[transmechanicus]

If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables

[imverylucky]

IF I GO CRACY THEN WILL YOU STILL CALL ME Ooper Eats 🍔🪦

[miquellakind]

crack the egg of sympathy and make the omelette of compassion

[kushblazer666]

[nitrobishop]

[scholarhect]

the next epic blorbo they give us to project all our feelings onto should be a 24 year old woman with a healthy relationship to her life and agency and who copes with frustration calmly and effectively