behold the mighty catfishwitch

[stroebe2]

[epilepticsaints]

[the-sofa-king-awesome]

the tags on this post do not disappoint

[thespektorspectator]

Today I introduced my sister to “the problem of Susan” and I had to explain to her that Susan was left out of Narnia cuz she liked boys and lipstick now and without missing a beat she said but what about Peter? Does Peter not like girls? And I knew she was pointing out the inherent misogyny at the center of the “the problem of Susan” but the implications of that question are a source of much hilarity to meeee LMFAO like Does Peter not like girls? Does he like boys? Is he Gay? Is Narnia really just a homo-utopia where Lucy is also a lesbian and Edmund is a bisexual disaster and Susan was kicked out cuz she was too straight??? Can I make CS Lewis turn over in his grave with this new reading?

[amuseoffyre]

…I mean they literally were in the closet…

[librarian-raichu]

THEY WERE LITERALLY IN THE CLOSET!!!

[yumearashi]

Reblog to make C.S. Lewis turn over in his grave

[vr-trakowski]

TBH, once the nuances were explained to him, I think he’d find it quite funny. 

[hoochieblues]

@shannaraisles

YES.

[classicwtfplotline]

this is so funny to me

[classicwtfplotline]

some of my favourite tags from this post lmao

[hcnnibal]

wish me luck

[adz]

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[hellenhighwater]

Gonna get myself a fun little surprise I guess

[hellenhighwater]

This is better than I'd ever hoped for, I bet a rat could kill you with that thing by firing a laser back in time and electrocuting your grandfather

Just look at this thing

[hellenhighwater]

The rat gun is hereeeeee!

[hellenhighwater]

This is getting notes again so I will admit that "rat gun" was an autocorrect error and it was supposed to be "ray gun."

But it'll always be a rat gun to me.

[hellenhighwater]

The most expensive thing in these pictures was the cat, and he was $60.

[hellenhighwater]

I'll be honest--I forgot that the pump organ desk/bar was visible in the background, and it was NOT under $60.

It was actually $75.

The chairs, however, were paid for in human life. I inherited them; they were originally my great grandmother's. But they're not particularly rare-- you can find these exact chairs without a lot of effort, in reasonable shape, for not that much money. They made a lot of them.

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

your gazelle has a pearl choker

[hellenhighwater]

That's Hadrian. He's a bush buck and he loves fashion.

[hellenhighwater]

Hi you asked this question and I immediately went to the pottery studio to make a calcifer to put in my woodstove.

Will update if he survives the kiln.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

i am still on tenterhooks vis a vis calcifer 🥺🥺🥺

[hellenhighwater]

I just brought him home from the pottery studio and wired him for light. He lives!!!!!

[valtsv]

how are you doing today, james?

*holds up a coffee mug that says "don't talk to me until i've smoked this joint"*

[12pmm]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[beefjerkybuffoon]

I once tried to take a screenshot of a dynamaxed wooper exploding and ended up with this declaration of what we truly are

[raccoonspooky]

Fuck a personality test. Which label sticker r u?

[memecucker]

do people actually read books while in the bathtub

how do you not get everything wet

[karnsway-deactivated20190708]

[rosalui]

why is this making me laugh so fucking hard

[tophatfloof-deactivated20170320]

[girlslutz]

THANK YOU FOR ADDING A VISUAL OMG

[vanityplatesofmi]

[amazoogle]

[lakevida]

fully sober and lucid walking down the street googling "is it normal to get a haircut" "am i allowed to get a haircut" "is the guy at the barber shop going to be mad at me when i go in there"

[punctuation-completionist]

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[lakevida]

sorry