Meow

Griffin || He/Him || 25 icon by @jounoumbi on twitter

[bewbin]

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

[2006-honda-civic]

can i fucking help you?

[fairycosmos]

what if i just manipulate reality with my mind and make everything perfect and good

[ofchaosgoddess]

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

[nothereforthedrama]

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

[taraxippos]

I think this is the single funniest artfight rule. Like....I guess?

[taraxippos]

[hobe-bryant]

[reshidei]

dying in the hospital with a duel disk on my arm

[zoctopode]

this is why you shouldn't swear

[irondive]

[sailorbrazil]

thursday..... and i bet you wish you were her

[everythingfox]

DOG

dog dog dog

dog dog dog

dog dog dog

[the-moon-rides-a-longboard]

me and the doglings . !

[gallusrostromegalus]

A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.

[starathsbunker]

#Helios was declawed by his former owners so he doesn't just slap things he dislikes like most cats#he really only feels confident in hissing at them#Especially because a lot of the thing he doesn't like are bugs and those are sharp sometimes :(#Selene has figured this out and now when she hears him hiss she sprints over the kill the fuck out of the bug#Helios has learned she will do this so he'll hiss at stuff louder and louder until she hears him#A nervous old man and his emotional support homicidal maniac tags by @gallusrostromegalus

I couldn't reblog without the tags because the context is hilarious

[gallusrostromegalus]

A Nervous Old Man (right) and his Emotional Support Violence Machine (Left)

Yes, he is more than twice her size. Yes, he is five times her age. Yes, he cries like a big baby until she kills Unacceptable Scary Things (earwigs) for him.

[krafterwrites]

Just remembered about possibly one of my favorite YTP clips

(Source)

[macaquinhoverde]

[woman-becomer]

I love this. work smarber not Harbor

[innerchildabortionclinic]

your cat was an honor to see in the window

[creepymutelilbugger]

well if the ai generated banana seal from the tumblr ad says i have to eat 40 pounds of carbs a day then i guess i have no choice

[freakoutgirl]

This is how June is going to feel

[freakoutgirl]

ngl June has ended up feeling more like this

[gayweeddaddy69]

why do you hate swifties so much

because they aligned themselves with the treacherous count dooku

[straycatj]

Mr. J! Do you have any advice on life?

I think proper laziness keeps us peaceful