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[catgirl-alternative]

hey just so y’all know i haven’t died, my other account is @im-not-like-other-catgirls. i’m literally just feral there, it’s like a summer home. all i do is shitpost. feel free to come visit you’re all invited

[catgirl-alternative]

y’all please follow me on twitter no one is going to propose to me with a dagger at this rate

[ferret-with-a-knife]

[catgirl-alternative]

yes. this is what i want.

[asundergrowth]

Stop drawing dionysus skinny challenge

Bitch is the god of feasts, he's got chub, he's got meat. Aphrodite is the god of romance and love but dionysus is the god of sex and orgies, he is ideal cuddling density, dude HAS a tummy.

[asundergrowth]

Dude has broad shoulders and beefy arms for holding and protecting you and just the fattest most luscious ass and thighs you've ever seen

[adhd-hippie]

All I’m imagining is that one bro at the gym who’s extra thick and has a big waste and could be a couch in and of himself but like would totally be able to lift a whole damn cow if you asked.

[wet4joanjett]

We all know dionysus looks like this.

[possibly-the-antichrist-deactiv]

jack black either bares a close resemblance to Dionysus or he straight up is Dionysus  

[andhumanslovedstories]

Hmmmmm. I. Fucked up.

[andhumanslovedstories]

Head empty no thoughts I put our plastic shower curtain in the drying machine

[andhumanslovedstories]

It’s clean now

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

if shes your girl, then whys she breastfeeding me?

shes my girl and you are our beautiful son. welcome to the world my boy

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

NO-

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

if that old man comes back im fucking him myself

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

KILLING. KILLING HIM MYSELF

[eclecticism18]

[knifelesbian69]

[swordmahes]

ra ra rasputin 10 months into quarantine

[honeydrippingbeehives]

It is a shame how it carried on

[persianpenname]

ra ra rasputin 10 have turned into 13

[katjohnadams]

It's been a year and I've forgotten the sun.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[jemmylove]

I worked at a Starbucks and some customer at the walk up came to complain there was a lady selling tamales in the parking lot and we were all like “oh whoa really?” And literally all of us left the store to buy bags of tamales

[grimauxiliatrixofficial]

[mydramaproblems]

I love parents in gay dramas. What Did You Eat Yesterday? / Kinou Nani Tabeta?

[heatofsuccess]

The line ‘ARE YOU HALF ASSING THE GAY LIFETSYLE’ speaks to me on a personal level

[fuckyeahanarchopunk]

the revolution of everyday life

[restingbitchlifestyle]

This was the first action the BPP did. They started sending armed crossing guards to this intersection to make sure kids could cross safely. Like these dudes with guns walking kids across the street. The city decided that intersection did indeed need a stop light. BPP history needs more markers like this because I only learned these things from neighbors when I lived in the neighborhood. Oral history is real.

[armadillo-dreaming]

[ID: a high visibility sign securely attached to the post with the Black Panther Party logo at the bottom. The sign reads:

“On August 1, 1967 This stoplight was installed as a result of a community initiative spearheaded by the Black Panther Party.” /end ID]

[pileofknives]

Princess Diana sounding the hunting horn in hell

[santaclausdeadindian]

Princess D in hell?

[pileofknives]

Hunting trip

[grawly]

[sippy-blue]

how did you light the cigar if you're blind and also an infant

Answer:I  come from a family of wealth. It’s basically the first thing we learn…

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

“laughing at someone’s death means you’re going to hell” actually laughing at the death of a member of the british royal family is the benchmark for getting into gay heaven

[wizardworm]

this picture i took of my girlfriend taking a picture of our cat is absolutely killing me

[schizm-deactivated]

reminds me of this

[wizardworm]

@kisakisaxo

[kisakisaxo]

THAT IS HIM. THAT’S THE FACE. 

[kisakisaxo]

If anyone would like to see the end result of the picture I was taking of him:

[cutepetclub]

From @pisco_cat: “Pisco is giving out free hugs today! Whoever wants one, raise your hand!🙋‍♂️ ❤️” #cutepetclub [source: https://instagr.am/p/CNdQGj2n6cv/ ]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[asundergrowth]

My job on the commune is to eat the rats in the grain storehouses. Also I give blowjobs.

[snowywarmthkuya]

we already have enough catboys here. go away