Beautiful life

It's all about beautiful things! Cat, fandom, weird joke is all you see here.

[omegaverse-anesthesiologist]

why is ao3 is blocked on the hospital wifi????

[omegaverse-anesthesiologist]

It’s not even the public hospital wifi. I’m on the staff wifi. which one of you anesthesiologists was reading omega verse on the clock.

[omegaverse-anesthesiologist]

Thankfully, I am saved by the power of having a total of 7 followers on this blog.

[omegaverse-anesthesiologist]

The power of having a total of 7 followers on this blog has failed me.

[sleepy-bebby]

[vampsprite]

woshing him.

[trintysantos]

Me as I'm trying to make friends 🏳️‍🌈

[cybelusreverie]

how do i put ram in my friggin laptop

[cybelusreverie]

👍

[i-give-you-a-fish]

You get a Marbled Swamp Eel

Synbranchus marmoratus

[cybelusreverie]

what do i do with this

[inbabylontheywept]

[map-identifier]

You find that dingly thing somewhere on this map, don’t know where, not my job.

This isn’t even my job. My jobs to identify maps, not provide them.

How have I turned into map-provider? Please dear god somebody give me a map to identify, give me my purpose back. Please.

[moist-pegging-champion]

Congrats on being forcefemmed into the map provider

[fish-identifier]

forcefemmed into a lovely FISH ✅

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Unlocked:

Fishfemmed

You will be a Marbled Swamp Eel, whether you like it or not. The maid outfit is unrelated but also important.

[cannibalchicken]

[cctinsleybaxter]

[wanderingwriter87]

[rosetherandomreblogger]

THERE IS A TIKTOK AD ABOUT THE IDES OF MARCH FROM LITTLE CESARS?????

[gay-tm]

Remember just scrolling down your dash and seeing random nudes? Those were the days

[galeanthropus]

[lilithism1848]

[undeadentropy]

She's looking out for you. Don't kill yourself for a company that defines you as an asset

[cheaphalloweencostume]

why does this shit have me crying laughing

[cheaphalloweencostume]

happy FUCKING birthday aunt weewee

[spelldealer]

me in five years when i still don’t have my life together:

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

It's been 5 years.

[meanya]

[thickness-protection-program]

Why is this heat so hot 😩

[fagapult]

It’s the heat

[thickness-protection-program]

Source?

[mamoswole]

[thickness-protection-program]

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

[website-com]

[mlembug]

this too is yuri

[newyorkkiss]

[newyorkkiss]

[anxietyproblem]

[mina-the-silly]

twitter liked this one

[vile-wizard]

+ armor

[girl-detector]

[cam-stopped-eating-candles]

The Odyssey but Penelope has been slowly killing off suitors one by one via poisoning and staged accidents >>>

[cam-stopped-eating-candles]

“And then, upon announcing to me that he could no longer stand to live with his love unrequited, hurled himself into the sea… that was the last thing he said to me, the last person to see him before his death... I was helplessly unable to stop this tragedy…”

“You pushed him off a cliff, my lady?”

“Yes I pushed him off a cliff”

[1000cavalry]

Odysseus: so how many suitors are we dealing with?

Telemachus: well there were 108 at the start but they’ve been reduced to 74

Odysseus: oh some of them left? We are still outnumbered

Eurymeus: actually it’s now only 43. Penelope took out a lot more while you were gone Telemachus

Odysseus: Penelope has been killing them?

Eurymaus: well there has been a lot of… suspicious accidents

Telemachus: My favourite was the guy who fell down three flights of stairs and got impaled on two swords in the process

[kindred-spirit-93]

@dootznbootz come get yall juice :D

[dootznbootz]

Look, she's of naiad descent. It's not her fault some people can't swim.

[emmikay]

Odysseus, tears in his eyes: That's my girl!

[cpunkhobie]

Being non-binary is like instead of having an angel and a demon on ur shoulder u have a faggot and a dyke

[cpunkhobie]

the world is so beautiful everyone's on their own path