Hi there.

27. Transfem.

[spacetwinks]

think about how shitty a boyfriend yogi bear would be. “hey today let’s steal a picnic basket” hey today let’s do literally anything else, yogi. fuck you

[bunniope]

in charcuterie city, you'll always be cheesed to meet your friends

[iamoutofideas]

I hate charcuterie city I want to go somewhere else

[bunniope]

this is all that's left.

[iamoutofideas]

this is all that's left.

[walcutt]

i always love the way that mtg strategists and high level players discuss red decks in articles. this quote has been going around the local mtg server:

and the thing is that i really love hot dog decks. this guy is so fucking right

[macklesufficient]

almost peed my pants today when my bf told me about this dude in his hometown who dressed up like ryan gosling in Drive every day (including driving gloves) but did not own a car. bf was like “yeah we called him Walk”

[yswapy]

i released a spider in the kitchen +one in the bathroom, And, No more ants anymore Lol

my sentinels

[infertilityidol]

woahhhh a floor beef clover it must be my yucky day

[barstoolblues]

turn up the harpsichord i cant hear the harpsichord

[creamsicle-art]

me when therse apple slices at the function

[joshlovesyou]

[salmonballer]

a masterlock? bro you are practically free-use

[phaeton-flier]

NTR doujin starring the Lockpicking Lawyer

[nosferatumaam-deactivated202310]

American Pronoun (2000) dir. Mary Harron

[amazoogle]

hey Kickstarter my project is i want to send a MRI machine back to caveman times to heal them #HealAllCavemen

[azure-alter]

You have to separate the art from the Garfunkel

[capnsoapy]

being a trans girl feels like being the person who has to explain the rules of the board game to everybody but for everything in your life. including explaining the rules of board games.

[anxeious]

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down

[fryeshiverbigman-deactivated202]

hmm... *gets in evil bed and holds my evil stuffed animal* evil night.. *turns off my fucked up evil lamp*

[shrimp-pulpit]

fuck. fuck. fuck. i hate this stupid fucking freak of nature. can we ban him

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

getting a new tattoo has you saying shit like maybe life is worth living