[wingsofbadass]

Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?

[encisor-deactivated]

[catmatic-blog1]

job application: describe your most recent leadership role

me: sometimes at crosswalks i'm the first one to start jaywalking and everyone follows me

[blackandroses]

Oscar de la Renta Spring 2020.

[bitchevans]

[i-am-a-fish]

everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)

[froggysovereign-blog]

Welcome to Tumblr.

[alicexz]

Holy shit this is the most accurate post I have ever seen in my life

[littleyoshi4]

wait…this is a completely different gif set on my blog…

[thelonelyskeptic]

Reblog this and then check it on your Tumblr. Go on, do it.

[birdnerdpearl]

Yes.

[chubbymon]

What? How? O_O

[chocolate-kitty-cats-blog]

IT KNOWS WHAT FANDOMS YOUR IN

[whattheactualheckishappening]

HOW DID YOU…..!?!?!?

[claudia-elliott-figueroa-deacti]

Waaaaat

[claudine1233-deactivated2020081]

Yup

[mew-mew-mothertrucker]

I’m doubting

[romanochez-deactivated]

I call bullshit

[romanochez-deactivated]

OK WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE–

[jisoosrainbow]

Ive tried this before but maybe it’ll work this time????

[jisoosrainbow]

It’s the same as it was on my dash

[jisoosrainbow]

wAIT ADFJKLFJ IT WORKED ON MOBILE

[aciidity-p0p]

How the fuck

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

[jaya4life]

confused

[thesoundofmadness]

It didn’t work??

[evesbeve]

OKAY WHAT THE HECK, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS

(Mobile users: Go on your Tumblr page from your browser - not the app- to see the effect!)

[churrobird]

considering i dont post jack shit about my fandoms i wanna see what happens

[sunevial]

fuck it. why not

[cyanide-violence]

How the fuck

[scarfgal398-deactivated20250605]

Eh, I’ll try again

[im-figgering-on-biggering]

that’s….. Not entirely inaccurate. huh.

[gotobedits4am-deactivated202005]

im calling bullshit

edit: the fandoms may be completely wrong but it did change. i give it half credit

[i-am-a-fish]

everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)

[darknesshaspurplehair]

Ok y'all but like I’m not even kidding about this I read this post yesterday and today I got an email from the peeps at hamilton and I won the lotto gor $10 tickets and I would like to give all my thanks to the internet’s favorite fish, Goldie Gurston, for making this possible because I totally believe they did this with their amazing gay powers

[thuriweaver]

So I know this is likely a coincidence…but I reblogged this and just now discovered I’ve been given a $150 amazon gift card as a bonus at work. So thank you, fish!

[ren-allen]

If it worked for them I hope it works for everyone else

[em3rgence-st]

Some big spicy joy pls

[felixluvsketchup-deactivated202]

SOME BIG SPICY JOY PLEASE

[era-eclipsed-deactivated2019072]

Pleass

[fandom-queenliness]

Please I beg of you give me the spicy joy

[birchbloom]

🌻🌸☀️✨🌈✨☀️🌸🌻

“a period of prosperous personal growth is headed my way”

like = charge

reblog = cast

[lofijazz]

🔮🌹✨🍀📅☺️💲🎉🔮

An emoji spell for the very specific date of July 17th. On this day draw in love, luck, happiness, and money!

Like to charge🕯️

Reblog to cast 🕯️

[jesscookie]

[punkrockgrantaire]

OMG REBLOG THIS & LOOK AT UR BLOG ITS COMPLETELY DIFERENT

[fawksman]

Me

[riprestinpiecesfuckkkshitplease]

iM  CHIR YING BC THE WAY IT LOOKS ON YOUR BLOG SEND HELP

[immortalhaxor]

oh my

[emmaontheice-deactivated2018013]

i dunt see it

EDIT***:

WHATTHE HELL.

[ken-katarn]

i don’t see it

now i see it

[thekingofthehallows-deactivated]

Look it you @justanothernerdyroleplayer

[siriusly-unbothered-leo-deactiv]

@siriusly-not-over-remus why is this you???on so many levels

[mini-laffytaffy]

I have been told it changes when you reblog it.  I’m scared.  I feel like I can already relate to it, I don want it to change.  

[favoritestuff]

Pffffft

[bunn-mun]

Me to anyone

[hey-there-nutlet-deactivated201]

nice

[thepioden]

Ravenclaws probably have, overall as a house, the worst grades in the school tbh. 

[acaranalogy]

i feel as though ravenclaws would have driven Hermione Granger up a wall they neVER DO THEIR HOMEWORK??? I though this was the smart house???? and Ravenclaws are like yeah kay but GET THIS DID YOU KNOW AN ANIMAGUS - but potions homework - who even CARES about potions right now I’m researching this COOLER THING uncouple the idea of ‘smart’ with the idea of ‘good at school’

[bagera69]

I bet for the professors teaching Ravenclaws is like herding cats away from empty boxes.

[thepioden]

Older Ravenclaws have finely honed the art of asking just the right argumentative questions to direct their teacher onto an entire-class-session-long tangent about something entirely irrelevant to the course material. 

[thekisforkeats]

Can you imagine Ravenclaws trying to overhaul the entire school system with Muggle ideas. Trying to figure out how to best teach people, more concerned with how people learn than what they’re learning.

“Why do we force people to learn things they aren’t interested in, we should create our own curriculum.”

“We should figure out everyone’s learning styles.”

“We need smaller class sizes.”

“No, no, wait, guys, what if we eliminated grades entirely.”

Yeah, Ravenclaws would drive Hermione up the wall.

[thepioden]

“Fire the whole staff and start over.”

“Present more opportunities for seventh-year independent research!”

“Why hasn’t anyone made magically modified calculators yet?”

[sadgaywerewolf]

“Why are we still using quills and parchment when pencils exist? Please explain.” “I don’t want to enter the work force directly after school, what are my options for higher education? Is there magical university?” “I don’t feel confident in my professor’s qualifications because she’s teaching me astrology but doesn’t know any facts about space beyond about the year 1764.”

[thepioden]

Muggleborn Ravenclaws forming rogue study groups to teach other students chemistry and algebra and English literature, just imagine. 

“They call this the astronomy tower but we’re learning about the effects of Venus when it’s in the fourth house and the professor doesn’t believe Neptune is a planet I am really concerned.”

“Okay but what’s the oxidation state of Mandrake root in pepperup potion?”

“But can you apply differential calculus to arithmancy or not?“ 

“The portrayal of the witches in Macbeth has some pretty troubling implications, also, I don’t think their potion would have actually done anything.”

[gothartwin-deactivated20160530]

I can’t not reblog this holy frick

[bloodcritic]

I’d like to spend time with gay men too tho. where’s my small beloved group of fun. kind. casual gays and lesbians

[bloodcritic]

2 days after this post I got invited by a lesbian couple I just met to stay the night & watch Moana with them & my friend who’s a gay dude & another gay I just met so this is the gaypost, reblog to bring gay friends to you

[ithelpstodream]

[snazsy-deactivated20180822]

They’re already breaking the law by being in the country illegally if they fear being deported, so no shit they’re going to be scared of calling the police because the moment their right to residency gets questioned, they’re going to get fucked.

Don’t break the law and you’re not going to fear calling the cops, you fucking idiots.

[ithelpstodream]

just because someone enters a country illegally (i find that whole concept utterly ridiculous btw but that’s another discussion) doesn’t mean they deserve to be abused. just because someone breaks the law by committing a non-violent offence doesn’t mean they lose their rights and they shouldn’t ever have to be afraid to reach out for help.

[megacosms]

Isn’t it strange how these people who are so obsessed with immigration like immediately stop seeing someone as human just because they moved from one place to another.

Them: “Yeah, they were once in that place and now they’re in this place, so let their abusive spouse kill them for all I care. Hey, they should’ve thought about that before moving from one spot on the planet across an imaginary line to another spot on the planet. Once you cross that imaginary border you’re no longer human and I don’t care if you get hurt or die. Sorry not sorry 💁🏽‍♂️”

[ithelpstodream]

^spot on! when it comes to the mistreatment of illegal immigrants, your stance on immigration shouldn’t even matter. at the end of the day they are still people who deserve to be just as safe and protected as anyone else.

[duxwontobey]

also unfriendly reminder that most “illegal” immigrants pay taxes and are abused by greedy companies threatening them with deportation if they don’t work for less than minimum, particularly in farming businesses :)

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[hermes-whore-deactivated2019021]

let’s do it, roger

[spitefulreality-deactivated2015]

Roger helppppp

[curvycorinneranga]

I need you Roger!

[thaebae]

ROGER PLEASE

[leaping-hare-witchery-deactivat]

Roger, baby, won’t you help me out?

[therealpexton-deactivated201804]

roger please 

[fenland-witch-deactivated202005]

Come on Roger, bring us that luck please. 🤞

[wheelietrash]

Roger, babe.. please

[proteja-deactivated20111228]

[jforjoelle-blog]

last time i did this my wish really came true. so im going to wish again

[luxurious-awakening]

nothing to lose. :))

[intoxicated-s0uls-deactivated20]

Let’s hope

[30rockasaurus]

Why not? :)

[allthepheelsandphandoms]

*crossing fingers*

[tkaaay]

pretty much^^^^

[itsrebeccablack]

i got nothing to lose. (:

[curls-get-gurls-blog]

Last time i did this my wish came true.

[sleep-for-days]

Jesus Christ if my wish comes true I will piss

[stoneddamara-deactivated2013050]

im fucking crying of joy at the /thought/ of my wish coming true…

[notuptospeedster]

it came true last time…so why not

[my-kindacrazy]

<3

[phenomeniallfetish-deactivated2]

hoping and praying…

[emopeahen]

Why not.

[infamousvikas]

lets see.

[amaayzing-deactivated20130405]

my wish came true……………..this is creepy

[agglomerateflics]

I hope this works

[tumful-deactivated20260718]

Please 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿

[tortagnamgnam]

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

[unclebabie]

THIS ONE!!! THIS IS THE ONE THAT WORKS!!!!!

I reblogged him the day i started treatment and 1. GOT TO MY APPOINTMENT ON TIME 2. FOUND A FREE PARKING TICKET SOMEONE LEFT IN THE METER FOR ME AND 3. GOT FREE STARBUCKS AFTER MY APPOINTMENT!!!!!

[cutedemonbabe]

I’m convinced bc I reblogged this on Friday, got hired at a job I had a million interviews for, went on a first date that went well, and got kissed a billion times so like hell ya to the luck cat

[luneintrigante]

I just think he’s cute

[vincent-van-gtg]

[fitnessdesire]

Can’t risk it

[laderdesders1]

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.