semi-sentient void has chill day @catofcombs - Tumblr Blog

this is an artistic rendition of my irrational fear of a head that attacks only under the cover of the very loud toilet flush in the scary top floor bathroom at the hospital and how i exited the bathroom when i decided to flush and run as opposed to my normal method of flushing and putting my back to a wall

cyberfights

took pics today at work to show common attack patterns and defense strategies that i employ

woolwearer

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woolwearer

Never forget

catsi

salt & vinegar chips are snacks for fucking masochists. literally the entire flavour of the goddamn chip is “acetic acid, which will hurt your tongue, and then just salt on top of that to hurt it worse”. it’s brutal. this chip is designed to hurt you

maxknightley

yeah and it kicks ass

#salt & vinegar best chips

anxietyproblem

gimmeblood

fedex trying to say my package will be here by the end of the day when the package is still like 4 states away. that driver must be doing like 150 all the way here

spookymooks

pocketss

Summoner is more of a cat person

grox

glumshoe

hi I’m sorry but what the fuck is the statement being made here:

thepleasuregoblin

Look out liberals! My dog is RACIST

glumshoe

I would agree if it were the dog being pulled aside to reveal the flags. Symbolically, that would suggest the flag reflects the dog’s inner values. But since it’s the flag being pulled aside to reveal the dog...? It reads more like “at the core of right wing racist ideology is chihuahua”, which is just. Incomprehensible. 0/10 symbolism.

kuueater

EVIL RAP ABOUT BEING BAD FT. @paper-mario-wiki

bigchumby

waspgrave

magnumhopus

alphacrone

thanksgiving is cancelled in 2020. instead, november will be a month of Dionysian madness, casting curses, moonlight revelry, dubious self-care methods, ritual sacrifice, and mashed potatoes.

#heavy emphasis on the dionysian madness and mashed potatoes