Hi

Moonwater stan and fic writer

[catpaws89]

If this is you or you know who this is stop. This is why milevens have a bad wrap. Stop commenting on a fanfiction that has nothing to do with you.

[catpaws89]

(Please read it all)

Mike will ALWAYS BE GAY AND IN LOVE WITH WILL either your SICK mind likes it or not!!!

How DARE you FUCKING PERVERTED FETISHIZER put the SACRED Mike Wheeler/Will Byers tag to your DEPRAVED and PERVERTED FETISH FANTASIES???

You DON’T have permission to use this tag and TARNISH SACRED BYLER with your FILTHY hands!!!!!

You have ONE day to REMOVE IT and clear BYLER from your DIRT or you will start coughing blood and AO3 CURSE WILL GET YOU!!!!

I will be cursing you and your whole bloodline and everyone else’s who put kudos on this sick fic until you remove BYLER from this gross shit, that is as gross as incest-pedophilia-rape COMBINED!!!!!!!!

Don’t you dare another time to disrespect BYLER like that!!!!!! You will RESPECT FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!

MAY GOD PUNISH YOU AND EVERYONE HERE!!!!!!

You only tagged us to torture us and traumatize us.

Love WON one time and will WON again where Mike will find Will and they will marry, living happily ever after. And then you will die from your evil hahahhahah.

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Dear mileven shippers. If you are reading this and going what the fuck is her problem. Why is she talking about Byler on an Mileven fanfiction? Why is she sending me death threats and other people death threats becuase I ship mileven?

It's not nice, is it? Leave us alone.

[catpaws89]

I just opened Tumblr to the worst news.

I went onto communitys and found out tumbler has put a new age restriction on everything. I can no longer access Bottom Mike Truthers becuase I don't want to give my information to tumbler.

Please be assured I am, in fact, 18. But this is completely unfair. It's my favourite Byler community.

[irreparableteacup]

[ssentinl]

mike is the kind of person to be lying in bed one night and think about the van scene 10 whole years later and sit straight up next to his wife and verbally say “oh my fucking god.”

[irreparableteacup]

hannibal cannot ever complain about having a headache around will or will starts going “oh no you poor thing. do you know how bad headaches caused by encephalitis are? and that doesn’t just go away with advil. you have to get immunotherapy treatment for it. which, funny enough, i didn’t get for months because SOMEONE decided to hide the fact that i had it from me. hmm. wonder who that could’ve been.”

[catpaws89]

And if I said that Byler and Wolfstar give off the same vibe what then?

Remus being a werewolf = Will being a vessel for Vecna and having horrible visions.

Sirius had an abusive family, but he loved his brother, even though he could never quite get him as Remus did. = Ted wheeler low-key being emotionally abusive and Mike lives Nancy and Holly so much but never fully got him like Will did.

The marauders = The Party

Remus who is warm and cosy, likes to read and learn and most people who know him outside of the Marauders think he is some shy nerd but really he is just as mischievous as the others. = Will who loves art and music, and everyone outside the party thinks he is shy and awkward, but really he is Strong and fearless and is kinda bossy.

Sirius who when he stopped caring what his family thought grew out of his heir and started wearing clothes he liked. = Mike who when he stopped caring what his dad thought started to grow out his hair and wear clothes he liked.

Remus who is the more dominant one in bed and likes to praise and worship Sirius but also be mean and cruel. = Will who is the more dominant one in the relationship, likes to praise Mike but also likes to be really rough with him and degrade him a little.

Am I cooking or what?!?!

[catpaws89]

Following my own post.

Mike Wheeler - Sirius Black

They are both rebellious and determined. There impulsive and feel a lot but like to bottle their emotions.

Willl Byers - Remus lupin

There both quiet and underestimated by outsiders. They also carry a lot of emotional weight.

Lucas Sinclair - James Potter

They both have an ego the size of a lake but a heart to Match it. There loyal and in love with a ginger.

Dustin Henderson and - Peter Pettigrew

There both nerds and good at chess. Idk I think Dustin would play chess. He is always the last to hear about relationship drama.

[catpaws89]

And if I said that Byler and Wolfstar give off the same vibe what then?

Remus being a werewolf = Will being a vessel for Vecna and having horrible visions.

Sirius had an abusive family, but he loved his brother, even though he could never quite get him as Remus did. = Ted wheeler low-key being emotionally abusive and Mike lives Nancy and Holly so much but never fully got him like Will did.

The marauders = The Party

Remus who is warm and cosy, likes to read and learn and most people who know him outside of the Marauders think he is some shy nerd but really he is just as mischievous as the others. = Will who loves art and music, and everyone outside the party thinks he is shy and awkward, but really he is Strong and fearless and is kinda bossy.

Sirius who when he stopped caring what his family thought grew out of his heir and started wearing clothes he liked. = Mike who when he stopped caring what his dad thought started to grow out his hair and wear clothes he liked.

Remus who is the more dominant one in bed and likes to praise and worship Sirius but also be mean and cruel. = Will who is the more dominant one in the relationship, likes to praise Mike but also likes to be really rough with him and degrade him a little.

Am I cooking or what?!?!

[i-need-of-a-hobby]

my favorite sirius-finds-out-about-jegulus moment will forever belong to "when i told you to explore your sexuality, i meant, like, develop a crush on remus like the rest of us." "the rest of-?" remus started in lead me into the light

[catpaws89]

Sirius: When I told you to explore your sexuality, I meant like develop a crush on Remus like the rest of us!!!

Remus: The rest of—?!

Peter: What do you mean the rest of us? I don’t have a crush on Remus. That's only you Sirius.

James: Thats only you Sirius.

Remus: Ouch.

James: Don’t get me wrong, Remus, if I wasn’t fucking Sirius’s brother every night, then I’d totally want to hit that.

Sirius: Hey! First my brother, and now you’re trying to make a move on Remus?!?! Do you want to die, Potter?!?!?

[catpaws89]

guyssss i need help. i am not really ealy a wolfstar stan but i want to read all the young dudes on A03. i am a tinny jegulus shipper but i don’t know if jegulus is in all the young dudes.

my question is is it worth reading even though i don’t really like wolfstar?

[catpaws89]

Guys, I have something serious I need to admit. I don't know if this is a safe space though.

i………… I don’t like Wolfstar or Jegulus

I know, I know. It's just that I see James x Lilly too much, and I personally think that Moonwater would have more chemistry.

No hate to wolfstar or jegulus shippers, it's just, idk, I don't see it.

I’m sorry.

[yourlocalbadgerscales]

mike including "asking you to marry me was the second best thing i've ever done" in his wedding vows except will doesn't fucking remember the speech he held in the shed since he was, you know... possessed. so he's just standing there like ??? and everyone else is also just sitting there like ??? and mike is just grinning stupidly because he's happy and he can't decode social cues or facial expressions to save his own life 🥹

[catpaws89]

Yesssss

[catpaws89]

Will: Can I please have th-

Hannibal: Yes! anything you desire. My beautiful blood-covered God off a man. Take anything you want! I'm here for whatever you may need. Take it all. I'd give you the moon if you so wish. I'd give you the stars and the solar system. I'd give you the hearts of those who betrayed you. All you have to do is nod your head yes, and it will be done. My cunning boy.

Will: Can I have the salt please…..

Hannibal:……yes of course.

[catpaws89]

Hannibal Lecter is such a little bitch.

[catpaws89]

(BURNING HOT TAKE)

It's annoying when people say “ sex isn't what defines the ship” on every NSFW post.

Look, I get it sex is not what defines a ship but if you're saying this on every NSFW post you see then you're the problem.

If you don't want to see or read it then please FILTER YOUR TAGS!!!!!! because guess what! If you don't, you will see it!

Sorry, not sorry.

[willgrahamstesticles]

[headcanonthings]

Will: I’m not flirting. I’m manipulating. Jack: You’re manipulating Hannibal into making you dinner? Will: And dessert. Don’t forget the dessert. I want cake.