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she gets it

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

memorycycle

these teenagers and their dog are trying ruin our money laundering business. no tony put the gun down were doing this the old fashioned way. were gonna dress up as monsters and scare them

mclennonyaoi

tyger-land

Artwork by 𝗪𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗮𝗺 𝗦𝘁𝗼𝘂𝘁 - inspired by Robert Crumb - from the book Legends of the Blues (Abrams, 2013).

mrhealyourgirl

happy pride to losers who get no bitches and stack no paper

pancakeke

precious internet megabits wasted to send me this stupid fucking email

ordr

Thanks for sexualizing peoples trauma fuckhead

anytime

rpfofficial

sometimes rpf is the highest form of flattery and sometimes rpf is atonement for their crimes

gaybichon

not even funny how true this is for me

#like it’s so bad

patronsaintofweepingmothers

2004

nycswebhead

theres a new villain roaming around new york that has all the powers of a tapir. give me an hour or two im gonna go google what the fuck tapirs do ill let you know if we need to be scared

nycswebhead

OK it seems if you are fruits or berries this is really really bad news for you otherwise youre fine

emil

"Peggle make phone calls" has become shorthand for "fuck it, whatever" for me but no one ever knows what im talkingabout and it's also longer (longhand?)

emil

peggle make phone calls

quasi-normalcy

Starting a new religion. I'm not sure about the belief system yet, but the temples need to include obstacle courses of dangerous death traps that need to keep working for at least 2,000 years.