Unrequited Love

I live in constant fear that the broken-hearted might take over me

[shejla24]

[vaporize-employers]

btw… important PSA: cutting off the mold on the surface of food does nothing. you can only see the spores on the surface, but mold itself has spread and grown roots into the food. by the time you can actually *see* the spores, that piece of food is completely full of it. youre still eating mold. 

many of which are poisonous and have been shown to cause cancer. youre not even supposed to sniff it, because that can get spores into your lungs. like if you look up the health and safety guidelines for mold they barely stop short of telling you to put on a hazmat suit. 

like produce is okay as long as you cut around it at least an inch, but cooked foods? you gonna die. stop eating mold people 

[khattikeri]

does that include bread

[vaporize-employers]

yes

[mercy-misrule]

it’s been linked to before but this is a good solid source

http://www.fsis.usda.gov/wps/portal/fsis/topics/food-safety-education/get-answers/food-safety-fact-sheets/safe-food-handling/molds-on-food-are-they-dangerous_/ct_index

and there’s a lot of ‘whose doing this!?!??’ in comments

the answer is, unsurprisingly, poor people. poor people, and people who fear poverty, honestly

it’s horrible what that will do, how people will endanger themselves because of it, of fear of food scarcity

source for that: me, a lifetime of living under the poverty line and also being mentally ill

[wishyounew]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I already knew this but I am rebageling this post to warn others! <3

[daddywarbats]

This literally gave me so many headaches when I was in food service because SO MANY cooks mixed these up all the time and they kept giving me shit about this and I was just constantly internally sceaming.

[quibbs]

i was crying in art class today and this girl was all “why are you crying?” and i didnt really wanna answer and we sorta know each other so i was all “why arent YOU crying?” and then she looked at me and ACTUALLY sTARTED TO CRY  I just?? wAS NOT PREPARED FOR THAT

[thenatsdorf]

Music box puts kitten to sleep. (via osirisosito)

[ttv]

Sleepy Kitten

By: @osirisosito

Date: July 2018

More: This cat will be 1 yr old on Nov 15th and his mailbox is open for gifts.

Playlist: Sleepy Kitten | Sleepy Duck | Sleepy Otter | Sleepy Man

[internetbt]

[sneakyfeets]

Me: I wonder why Invader Zim was canceled.

Zim wiki: One of the reasons was the episode where Zim visibly stole and regurgitated human organs-

Me: Makes sense, that was kind of gross.

Zim wiki: -because that episode was cited by a serial killer during his trial as a source of inspiration for his kills.

Me:

WHAT

[sneakyfeets]

I'M NOT LYING

[cheekbonered]

the other night i tried to make a curry and i got chilli burns all over my face, so i thought to myself ‘hang on, doesn’t milk soothe chilli burns? it does’ and i couldn’t google because i couldn’t see so i just had to blindly feel my way to the fridge and pour out a bowl of milk, and then plant my face in the bowl of milk, anyway at that point the rice cooker went off and triggered a power surge which turned my electricity off, which i didn’t notice at first because i had my face in a bowl of milk and when i did emerge from the dairy prison i thought i had gone blind with chilli burns. so no i don’t really cook much.

[guessed-starred-deactivated2025]

[starlightgakuen]

[scoutsmoocrew]

how do you feel about the two headed calf poem?

sometimes my brain throws “there are twice as many stars as usual” at me and I tear up

[scoutsmoocrew]

[loosinmynoodles]

not to be that teary eyed bitch but thats a very nice way to say theyre gonna kill it and theres no cuteness in that thats fucked

[scoutsmoocrew]

No, the implication is that the calf dies on its own during the night. They didn’t kill it.

[dancing-coyote]

I mean it even says the farm boys will “wrap his body in newspaper” when they find him like, I don’t think Laura Gilpin could have possibly made it clearer that the calf dies BEFORE he’s found?? Nobody talks about “bodies” in that context unless they’re referring to deceased ones, for fuck’s sake.

Jesus H. Christ y’all get some goddamn reading comprehension.

(Cut for frank discussion of euthanasia and biological anomalies.)

Keep reading

[yousaytheydontcare-blog]

[cunyfirst]

scandalous

[the-gingerdancer]

 i will reblog this as many times as it takes me to stop finding this funny

[threewitherheads]

it wasnt the LGBT community that brought back Minecraft and it wasn’t the neurodivergent community who brought it back, it was my 50 year old dad who made a replica of the 7 layers of hell from Dante’s Inferno in his survival world thanks

[threewitherheads]

UPDATE:

APPARENTLY HE DIDNT JUST DO INFERNO, HE ALSO DID PURGATORY AND STARTED ON PARADISE

[threewitherheads]

The thrilling conclusion:

[threewitherheads]

IN AN EXCITING TURN OF EVENTS, IT TURNS OUT HE DID NOT DELETE DANTES MINEFERNO

he finished it in creative but hell was made completely in survival

i present to you: Dante’s Mineferno

[probablyweirdrpgideas]

op please upload this so we can all go through minecraft hell

[happifying-things]

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

I remember seeing in the African American History Museum that Emmet Till’s mother demanded that her son have an open casket so that the whole world could see what those monsters had done to him. Mrs.Till is a strong woman for making this case as infamous as it was because now we all will remember the name Emmett Till

[6xthsense]

no way fucking way....

NO fuckifn way

[glumshoe]

Instagram ads piss me off. Like, yes, I do want those black waterproof boots embroidered with a gold sun and moon, but I hate that you know that about me. I hate the little AI oracles sitting in their digital caves making algorithmic prophecies about my spending habits, then sending sending their electronic servants to me with hedonistic temptations targeted at my weaknesses... I’ve already got nice boots, thanks!

[buffysboobs]

right after i reblogged this post i went on instagram and

[gif87a-com]

[starskykarofsky]

For anyone not so familiar with cat behavior, this cat is out of its mind excited to do this. It’s much more rare for cars to wag their tails but it means the same as it does when a dog does it. This cat is curious and proud and playing. It keeps looking at its owner too, like “LOOK AT ME, DAD” and it’s so rare to get videos of cats this happy. This is fucking rad

[dendrytes-deactivated20211218]

Nope.. wagging tails means anger or irritation in cat body language.

[pangur-and-grim]

hey y’all, hope you don’t mind me stepping in!

you’re both right :) a wagging tail means the cat is highly stimulated (think coiled spring, ready to go off). depending on the situation, this can be interpreted differently - just like people can smile nervously at job interviews vs. happily grin at friends.

in most cases, it’s safe to interpret overstimulation as ‘you’re doing something to amp up the cat & it wants you to stop’ (ex. unwanted petting). it should be seen as a warning; all that pent-up energy COULD be released as a swat or bite.

BUT in this case, that tail-wagging ‘frustration’ is the stimulation that comes from problem-solving (where can I jump? is it safe to go here?) and the excitement of play. it’s good to be wary of ‘cute’ animals vids, but this seems like an unproblematic video!

[fluffy-shenanigans]

I’d like to add to this–just look at world-famous box-loving cat, Maru, who wags his tail every time he stuffs his body into a box or other small object. He’s clearly not about to attack the person behind the camera! It’s definitely based on stimulation, but more to the point of “ahhh FINALLY I’ve gotten into the small space, now how do I get the rest of me inside”:

[weezley]

i love everything about cats ever always

[everythingfox]

This kitten’s afraid of its own shadow

[theskedaddling]

haha idiot hasn’t even experienced libidinal dynamism yet. idiot hasn’t even recognized the self as the other and self-alienated