this Is the bad place

[incarille]

American people watching eurovision with Australia in it, and then seeing Israel win.

[sinilumi]

bold of you to assume that Americans know that much about geography

[phantasymist]

will anything ever be as iconic as brooklyn nine nine getting cancelled and then being picked up for another season the day after? unlikely

[missedmyhearts-deactivated20210]

#saveb99

[missedmyhearts-deactivated20210]

UPDATE:

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

Concept: You walk outside one night and notice that there are two full moons. A few hours go by and they don’t seem to move.

You stare up at them.

They blink.

[kainoliero]

You blink back. It’s only polite to return the greeting of the Big Night Cat.

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

I meant for this to be all spooky and ominous, but fuck it, this is way better. I love the Big Night Cat. She is beautiful. I support her.

[hollowsolaris]

Big Night Cat watches over the Earth <3

[sarahhbe]

Oh my, look through the reblogs and see all the art! This was one of my favorites!

[dannielricciardo]

btw what I loved about valkyrie’s plot in Ragnarok is that it was such a male plot usually? she rolls up drunk, shoots up a bunch of people, owns thor, sells him, then we realise she is drowning her sorrows and is actually a fallen hero, and she then gets a redemption ark???? is that not every male outlaw with a heart of gold???

[apaethy]

[dianapforlunch]

Bruce Banner in Avengers (2012): Hulk is the darkest part of me…The wrath I cannot control…Why my bones are made of glass…

Bruce in Infinity War (2018): What the FUCK did you just say, ugly ass green thumb looking mf?? NO???? what the FUCK is up hulk step the FUCK up hulk

[swan2swan]

I just realized that Han never knew that Luke got his hand chopped off while he was in carbonite and I don’t know which path I want to follow with this information:

1. Han seeing Luke’s injured hand after the sail barge battle and thinking that Luke has been a robot the whole time

2. Luke shaking his hand with a super-firm grip and Han just thinking “Wow this kid has gotten…absurdly strong.”

3. Luke just pulls off his hand one day and throws it at Han.

4. Luke picks up a spacechicken carcass and crushes it with his bare hand and Han is intimidated

5. Han says “It’s good to see you’re all right” and then Luke says “well, actually…” and pulls off his hand and Han falls over the back of his chair

6. Han says “It’s good to see you’re all right” and everyone gasps and Leia says “Too soon!” and Han is confused and they all just rag on him

7. Han needs a battery and Luke just opens up his hand and pulls out a battery and gives it to him and Han just stares

8. Luke reappears after a mission with all the synthflesh off and Han says “I thought it was easy but you LOST YOUR HAND?” and Luke just says “Oh, no, I lost this before Endor” and Han is hurt and betrayed.

9. Luke keeps making hand puns and limb puns and raising his right hand to high-five Han and Han just never gets it

10. Luke excitedly tells Han as they’re waiting to be taken to the Sarlacc because it’s been a whole year that he’s wanted to tell the guy. 

[thebibliosphere]

This is all excellent, but I feel your missing a great opportunity, for Han “My Smart Pretty Mouth Has Gotten Me Slapped More Times Than I Can Count And I Can Count Pretty High” Solo, to be the one making all the “hey Luke could you give me a hand” jokes, because it helps Luke feel normal.

A lot of major shit changes between the time they flee Hoth and they finally reunite. And you can headcanon this before or after the Battle of Endor if you’d like, but Han notices far more than anyone really gives him credit for, and you can already see the title of Jedi weighing Luke down even before he becomes the Luke Skywalker we see in the new canon. People are already treating him differently, people he’s known for years. Sure he was always been that pilot who made that one in a million shot, but now he’s something separate from the Alliance too. He’s something viewed with veneration, and more than a little bit of fear.

And Han would be having none of it. The Kid might have gone off and gotten all Force smart and lost his hand or whatever, but he’s still Luke. He’s still The Kid.

And he needs that. He needs Han endlessly riding his ass like “gee I dunno junior, kinda looks like you’ve got everything in hand”, and elbowing him in the ribs until he cracks. He needs it after battles when he’s sitting there battered and bruised and worn down to the bone staring at the metal digits where his synthetic flesh melted away, and Han who is in the middle of wrapping a bacta patch around a blaster wound says, “I know that didn’t go to plan, but on the other hand you came out all right” and it pulls the tiniest of begrudged smiles to his split lips.

He needs the person who stands back sarcastically applauding amidst the stunned crowd shouting “come on give the guy a hand, no seriously, please, someone give this man a hand, he only has the one.”

(Leia silently despairing in the background is a given)

He needs the person who stands up for him and angrily yells at the senate when they’re asking too much, “he already gave you his right hand, what more do you want?” Because he’s just a kid. No matter how old they grow. And you can pry Han “Holy Shit Someone Needs To Look After These Kids, How Do I Keep Ending Up In These Situations” Solo from my cold cybernetic hands.

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

infinity war part 2 opens with Valkyrie crash-landing back on the dumpster planet to let Jeff Goldblum know that someone’s been fucking with his #1 twink, followed by two and a half hours of Jeff Goldblum smacking Thanos down while everyone else looks on in awe and reluctantly admits that Loki’s self-preserving slutiness really did pay off in the end 

[mxwormie]

sleepy on main

[cuntissimo]

absolutely fatigued on main

[alwayslively05]

Fucking exhausted on main

[gothvibes-deactivated20180324]

bi culture is making subtle comments about multiple genders to hint at your sexuality so maybe they’ll just Get It and you won’t have to tell them

[she-wolf-of-highgarden]

In this house we do not tear down one (1) Stark Sister to prop the other up.Both are important and it will take both to get the Starks through winter

[writterings]

the thor movies and comics but every time thor says “worthy” it’s replaced with “valid”

[wouldyouknowmore-archive]

YOU’RE ALL NOT VALID

[bob-belcher]

#ME AF

[storm3326]

little black panther doodle

[cassiebones]

okay but Shuri actually adopting a black cat she found in Oakland and naming it T-Challa and calling her brother Human T'Challa

[prokopetz]

Concept: an ogre bard who carries a full-size upright piano strapped to her back. Her bardic song performances consist exclusively of saloon-style honky-tonk, complete with banter.

[crunchyleafocs]

Question 1: If it’s a piano for humans, how does she play it with her big ogre fingers?

Question 2: If it’s a piano for ogres, how does she carry it?

[prokopetz]

D&D ogres are only about nine feet tall; assuming relatively human proportions, she’d easily be able to depress the keys of a full-size piano. Granted, some chords are a little cramped, but that’s partly why she plays the sort of music she does - honky-tonk piano favours trills and slides over closely spaced chords, and her two-octave reach gives her a decided advantage when performing the dynamic leaps for which the style is known.

[basketcasemp3]

the good place characters + alignment chart