Lost days

||1997 | Madrid | He/Him ||

[mm19000]

[camillefaglia]

[ratthrouple]

[enki2]

[nyancrimew]

going forward i will only consume problematic media

[nyancrimew]

and well, let's jusr say,, uncritically too

[dovesndecay]

[sexybritishllama]

the secret to organising any kind of trip with your friends is to become the benevolent dictator. do NOT wait for everyone to provide a consensus on things before you book anything. do it and then ask for feedback after. do not ask people what they would like to do just tell them what is happening and let them all nod along like the sheep they are. this is the ONLY way to coordinate a group of adults in their 20s/30s

[handweavers]

under communism the only tv show that will be allowed to air is how it's made

[bloodclotbitch]

The people in front of you at the post office are always the most insane creatures you didn’t know god could make whose one goal is to waste away the day. The people behind you at the post office are desperately trying to feel the warmth of human touch via your back

[aletheyass]

some of you are so scared of saying stupid shit on the internet you end up saying even stupider shit

[feisar]

I want to see the fall of LinkedIn during my lifetime

[aletheyass]

passenger princess diana

[ihatebisexualmen2]

Cyclists are perverts of a high degree

[ihatebisexualmen2]

Head to toe in skin tight polyester, mitochondria destroyed due to eating nut butter, sperm count in the negative, prostate completely decimated from sitting on the tiny ass seats. And they’re constantly swerving into busy streets at 180mph trying to get crushed by cars as if that’s more socially acceptable than publicly jerking off. SHAME ON THEM

[segamascott]

bombing children is bad

[segamascott]

just got my check in the mail from hamas 💸

[bastam]

There are only two jobs left in the world and it's making sandwiches or killing people

[victusinveritas]

Two Women Teaching a Child to walk by Rembrandt.

Circa 1640, sketch

British Museum, London

[carpe-mamilia]

There’s a drawing by Rembrandt, I think it’s the greatest drawing ever done. It’s in the British Museum and it’s of a family teaching a child to walk, so it’s a universal thing, everybody has experienced this or seen it happen. Everybody. I used to print out Rembrandt drawings big and give them to people and say: “If you find a better drawing send it to me. But if you find a better one it will be by Goya or Michelangelo perhaps.” But I don’t think there is one actually. It’s a magnificent drawing, magnificent.

(David Hockney)

[aletheyass]

i love that lidl does greek week, spanish week, german week, chinese week, american week etc. and emily in paris week

[aletheyass]

don’t cry. 200 phoenician-punic artefacts etc. from tharros are going back to sardinia from brighton & hove museum

[filmnoirsbian]

It's fun reading writers who clearly grew up in suburban/urban environments as someone who grew up on a farm because they're always like "oh it was so creepy, woods at night, eerily breathtaking, something was living in there..." and it's like yeah that'll be the deer.

[blackvelvetofnight]

EXACTLY

[silly-jellyghoty]

Same can be said about city streets. Random "gunshot" and "explosion" noises? That's the road construction crew behind the corner. Mysterious howling and barking out of nowhere echoing through the street? That's someone's dumb dog that locked itself out on the balcony on the 3rd floor above you and buildings just happen to have the shape where certain areas just vibrate with echoes from all sides at once. Screeching of car tires and agressive shouting? Fucking teens are at it again.

But the city is the creepiest when it's silent because if there are no cars and no chitchat and no humm of an A/C unit, then where is everybody?

[headspace-hotel]

Meanwhile in a rural area if you hear a gunshot that's actually a gunshot

It's nothing to worry about though, unless you hear a long, screaming NYOOM accompanying it. The Looney Tunes sound effect for flying bullets is legitimately almost what bullets flying past your head actually sounds like.

[brain-deadx0]

[hurrraaid]

Okay... I'll admit this got away from me but just... GOD I love them so much.