My Wondaful Legs

Everyone on this Yoshi's Island desires me carnally

[greelin]

he lived. served cunt. died. got resurrected. served even more cunt

[princessmaggss]

[mysharona1987]

[wagniimen]

[highspeedrailed]

[thecryptkeeper]

tomorrow is a new day and we’ll approach it together

[gremlininho]

[disterbia]

[konoko]

[ryan-sometimes]

Tumblr I need everyone to log in rn because the most important, quotable, instantly iconic celebrity post of the century just dropped

[ryan-sometimes]

A ship — a magnificent ship — full of gay men. And me.

I am furious, but I am sailing.

[leninisms]

good by 2007 hello 2008!

[sentimentalslut]

guards! impregnate that pause

[ravens-a-whore2]

cutting a glory hole in the fourth wall

[freakoutgirl]

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

[freakoutgirl]

and love..........

[slutdge]

[michellechang]

when i tell my goldeen to use water pulse because of the 20% chance it has to confuse my opponent

[michellechang]

the last thing your piece of shit pokemon sees before getting their mind utterly twisted

[spaceytingz]

leshawna can

[karrakazz]

[wordcubed]

[rlconasty]

Computa make me supa gay and horny