We Are All Mad Here.

English, 44 years old and I've got three kids (18, 20 and 27) and two dogs. I like lots of stuff and I like to share. I play loads of Pathfinder and Starfinder.

[letsbelonelytogetherr]

– Oscar Wilde

[valtsv]

fascinated by how "dislocate" seems to be a word used almost exclusively to refer to the misalignment of bodies, or parts of the body, from their proper place. it's distinctly anatomical. you don't say "i dislocated my keys" for instance, even though that's technically a correct and coherent sentence.

[valtsv]

on the other hand, it would be really funny to say "i misplaced my shoulder" to announce a devastating injury

[frogaroundandfindout]

Words can’t describe how fucking weird I think dick grayson should be.

How overwhelmingly intense I want him to be in normal meetings with authority figures because he’s been talking with police officers and FBI agents since he was 10 and is now somewhat incapable of turning off that switch when he walks into conference rooms and shit.

Like he needs to be the most intense mf in the dmv line.

He is physically incapable of not making unblinking eye contact with people in suits

When he walks into a conference room he has to restrain himself from sitting at the head of the table (titans team leader) or the chair to the right of the head (Batman’s partner).

His teachers were weirdly charmed when an eleven year old dick immediately went from laughing hellion to tiny “business man” when they asked to speak to him after class (more like tiny crime fighter used to giving Batman debriefs but they don’t need to know that)

[the-haiku-bot]

Like he needs to be

the most intense mf in

the dmv line.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[fly-the-pattern]

[brontozaurus]

As someone who was recently in Fukui, this isn't even scratching the surface of how mad the town is for dinosaurs.

For example, here is the outside of the train station:

If you thought that they were only outside the station, think again!

The last dinosaur has a crab, because the region is known for seafood.

You can even buy coffee emblazoned with dinosaurs!

And that's not even getting into how you get to the nearby Fukui Prefectural Dinosaur Museum. Behold, the Dino-Liner:

And if you're like, man I don't know how the museum will top all of these dinosaurs, boy do I have news for you.

And then you get to the cafe:

But, eventually, it was time to head back to the train station...on the dino bus.

[bethfuller]

does anyone have that unsettling oil painting of a dark window with a sheet leading out into the darkness? it did the rounds on tumblr a while ago and i need itttt

[bethfuller]

YES THANK YOU

Dragan Bibin, Dead of Night

[1989nihil]

@lee-and-other-things​

i don’t… see a dog???  👀

[captainhaterade]

Litmus test for “is the brightness on your phone too low for art appreciation”

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!

[creamypancakebatter]

this is actually really helpful and affirming thanks

[breelandwalker]

[alwinfy]

"magic circle but the writer ran out of space" will never not be funny

[alwinfy]

[gallus-rising]

[ironychan]

TIL anyone who's going to overwinter in Antarctica has to have had their appendix out. Because removing an appendix that's not causing any trouble just as a precaution is way better than having one that's about to burst when you're on the ass-end of the planet with no way to be rushed to a hospital if shit gets real.

[ironychan]

No, by the way, we absolutely did not think of this ahead of time. A dude named Leonid Rogozov got appendicitis in Antarctica. Fortunately, the expedition's doctor diagnosed him quickly and knew how to remove an appendix. Unfortunately, our man Leo was the expedition's doctor.

What did he do? Well, he set up a mirror, gave his belly a shot of novocaine, presumably told a colleague, "hold my vodka," and he removed his own fucking appendix. He survived.

[stars-bean]

The Mummy (1999) dir. Stephen Sommers

[dailyflicks]

THE MUMMY (1999) dir. Stephen Sommers

[movie-gifs]

The Mummy dir. Stephen Sommers | 1999

[childofposiden71]

If supernatural can have 15 seasons then Dead boy dectives can have two. So watch. Rewatch tell your friends. Watch it through a thousand times. END THE CANCELLATION STREAK

[vangoghcore]

by nuqui_herping

[valtsv]

when the necromancer expects you to be risen as soon as they cast the resurrection spell and doesn't even let you have half an hour for phone in grave

[slimeyboop]

Isn't that the new king Charles portrait?

[valtsv]

yeah

[babyanimalgifs]

Love transcends barriers 🥰

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[babyanimalgifs]

Turtles helping each other in times of need

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[memeclassheroes]