Cautiously Bisexual

23 Years of Outrageously Overconfident Small Talk. Honestly Gay AF. Also Canadian AF, Eh.

[slimegargoyle]

the knowing eye contact women make when men are talking is the purest human connection possible

[sggxv]

What the fuck does that even mean?

[slimegargoyle]

30 thousand women seem to get it

[d1av]

source: [x]

[sad-boys]

[mountainsbutch]

someone: ahaha zoning out much? anyone home??? haha

me, dissociating: What

[richtide]

[cautiously-bisexual]

me: i need to sleep

me: *masturbates*

[hyrude]

tell me why this budgetless gay youtube series made for fun by a group of friends has the best editing and writing of anything i’ve watched in a year.

also tell me how this single scene can contain every single one of the top three most iconic lines in history.

edit: whoa, i didn’t expect this to blow up so quick! putting the source in the tags was a bad idea, sorry. this brian jordan alvarez’s the gay and wondrous life of caleb gallo, and you can watch it on youtube or vimeo! he makes lots of other hilarious gay videos too, so you should check out his whole channel.

[rarabro]

siri read a message from my mom (2017)

[harlequinesque]

i think we’ve gotten as close to a real life Howler as we can get

[discogolfmagazine]

this is literally the funniest thing Ive ever seen in my life

[cautiously-bisexual]

@hell0yellow the second it said Rachael i lost it and just had to imagine it was you, I'm weak

[alternativeblkgal]

can y'all stop glorifying cheating and side culture because that shit is toxic and really destroys people

[bituinsalupa]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nick-avallone]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[just-shower-thoughts]

24 is a really awkward age. Half my friends are either on their third child and in the middle of a divorce, or still getting an allowance from their parents while retaking a class for the third time.

[teachinginreallife]

When it’s a holiday

[rottenbutrecovering]

it haunts me everyday that people pass me in the street and assume im straight

[timeaway]

My kink is not opening messages and pretending theyre not there

[riversurface]

[littlealienproducts]

[phineaslightfoot-deactivated201]

CANNOT REBLOG FAST ENOUGH

[fullten-deactivated20240430]

Because its safer to be nobody than a woman

[fvckallth3criticcs]