blurryface

"Please let me know that my one bad day will end."

[fagflint]

pirates really had it going on man...... high waisted skinny jean lookin ass pants........ loose fitting and often deep cut shirts........ tall boots.... the belts.... swords....... long hair a lot.......... where did it all go........

[hirxeth]

[queerbookwhore]

Sir please thats my emotional support stack of books that i havent read

[bluegrasshole]

if this pandemic was happening in 2011 every mask would have a fake mustache printed on it or would bacon-patterned and i for one think that is a silver lining

[australiansanta]

why do babies need twice as much sleep as us like they literally do nothing all day shouldn’t it be the other way around fuck babies

[bpdritsu]

me: (googling) snake bite leg what to do

google: elevate and apply pressure

me: (lifting snake real high) apologize or else

[thebootydiaries]

Parents: why you wanna move so bad

Me: independence

Me in head: gettin a lizard

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[rosescentbreeze]

[froglit]

imagine if we all just started ignoring celebrities tho

[froglit]

i cant stop thinking about how funny this would be. imagine kylie jenner posting a selfie n it gets 12 likes

[adventurouscrime]

[noelbadgespugh]

[signofthegryles]

does anyone else miss emotional stability and also harry styles?

[alighierie]

anyone else really want to just live in as many countries as possible, pick up as many languages and dialects as possible, absorb as much culture and ways of life as possible

[minuty]

[mothurs]

[studyquill]