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they/them • 23 • angry crow, likes posting about dead people

[ketrinadrawsalot]

During a conversation, I forgot what the parts of a mantis's foreleg were called and ended up describing it like a chicken wing

[grootficguy]

“Every Pokemon is someone’s favourite” I’m making a spreadsheet to see if this is true. Reblog with your favourite Pokemon in the tags.

Here’s the spreadsheet in-progress

[grootficguy]

Ok, mother of GOD that's a lot of responses and I am but one man with Excel. I'll update these ASAP but also some rules:

A Pokemon only counts for itself, not its evolution line.

A Pokemon with multiple forms (like Zygarde) will only be counted for the specified form. A Pokemon with multiple appearances (like Spinda, Vivillon, Sylvally, etc.) count for all their appearances.

I'm literally doing this as a testament to my own depression that not everyone is lovable, so add that to the weight of this post's meaning.

[oceantoyz]

Hey Underrated Pokemon fans!! This one's for you 🥰

[twerklina]

I’ve been waiting since March to post this...

[tawghasa]

Living in the wrong timsezone to notice when the hellsite is down - just like old times 🥹

[kebriones]

the average refined classical Athenian guy pisses on the street, has scheduled shameless butt-admiring into his daily schedule, laughs until he cries at plays with fart and poop jokes at important religious festivals, drinks wine from cups depicting explicit scenes involving imaginary creatures, helps his friends buy votes and daydreams about imported eel during the assembly.

[mathildeaquisexta]

Tired of your dull, boring name ?

Try one with a taste of French Revolution !

I am now Marianne-Indivisibilité.

[infectiouspiss]

2026

FUCK HARD

FUCK FAST

FUCK BADLY

NEVER USE GENERATIVE AI

CREATE JOY

MUSIC ALWAYS

PSPSPSPS AT KITTIES ON THE STREET

YUMMY SOUP

go see the doctor about that thing

BE TRANSGENDER

KISS YOUR FRIENDS

EAT CHEESE

NEVER KILL YOURSELF

THRIVE

[pompeiusliker]

cicero noseee

[batch-of-pengwings]

Cracking one of these bad bois open & sharing with my mutuals

'Tis the season

[pompeiusliker]

oh cato…

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[docd666]

Y'all know what to do Tumblr.

[lemonsweet]

Whatever I soak the animal

[abyssalco]

pubbyy!!!!!! (Maned wolf + sunfish :))

[thoodleoo]

oh you like catullus? well then name a thousand of his kisses, and then a hundred, and then another thousand, and a second hundred, then yet another thousand, and another hundred

[miraculoushedgehog]

“Crow boy” this, “crow boy” that. All I get is an annoying-ass raven tapping at my chamber door, going on and on about some “nevermore” shit fml

[twinktorturer]

late 17th/early 18th? century guy i made up a while back. what is the smallest puritan you can think of etc

[beevosmeower]

I’m so ready chat