Uncomfortably Long Eye Contact

A category 4 woman moment

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[yourpsychicadvisor]

[legoyuri]

[i-suggest-forcebot]

Just doing a poll, please spread to infect

I have been afflicted by the nanites, I'm now:

Toy

Industrial Machine

Bimbot/Himbot/Ximbot

Clockwork Maid

Loyal Drone

Pervert Computer

More Nanites

Armed Infector

My Pet

Other (Tag)

Remaining time: 4 days 6 hours

[compounddoe]

The difference is that a fetish is bound to the floor while a kink is suspended from the ceiling

[iiumz]

[blackpyrefly]

really really awesome videos ar e being made on instagramb reals

[kaatokunart]

oop alts on patreon

[assimilation-failure]

seattle at night is so pretty

[vampyrholmes]

the way they stand after this guy produces what is around $40k in modern USD gets me every time. watson looks like he’s gonna puke and holmes look like his ears started ringing. if watson could say ‘what the fuck’ he would’ve

[i-dont-talk-for-days-on-end]

I love the way they did it because it's such a natural reaction. Yes yes Holmes later has the luxury not to take money from clients who can't afford it, but he DOES make the rich pay handsomely. (I guess that's what enables him to take cases for fun or to help to begin with.) But let's not forget that Holmes and Watson initially moved in together because they couldn't afford the rent on their own. And now this guy is throwing 40 k at them. If that isn't a reason to throw up or faint idk. XD

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

Who would win: the twelve angry men from Twelve Angry Men or the seven samurai from Seven Samurai?

max i will not entertain this fandombrained powerscaling foolishness from you. the fact that you would even ask is offensive. it's the samurai by such a wide margin that your asking beggars belief

[bayesic-bitch]

I think this only works if you assume there's no strategy on the part of the jury. in reality they would send juror 8 out to negotiate, but as soon as he gets killed there's nothing stopping them from voting to convict the samurai

[paperplanechemtrails]

I do think if the samurai strategized they could get most if not all of the jurors to come out and be picked off before a verdict could be reached. They’d be doing shit like making owl calls outside the door and then telling the bailiff an owl carried yet another juror off into the night. Guy with stupidly huge sword is standing off to one side covered in blood not making eye contact. Ends in a mistrial when the samurai independently discover the judge is corrupt.

[heyyallitsbeth]

When writing that Kirito transgender fic, I put in the whole "eye sparkle" thing since yknow, thats personal experience.

Hahaha-

IT'S IN THE FUCKING SHOW

THE ONLY PLACE THEIR EYES DON'T LOOK DEAD IS GGO.

THERES ACTUAL LIGHT IN HER EYES.

ESTROGEN- NOW

[thatnoulguyorsomething]

Yeah that's GGO in a nutshell - except just like someone else, the original creator was shit at acknowledging it.

There was a whole spinoff arc about a tall and gloomy depressive girl playing the shortest character model she could find, and dressing in bright pink despite all the disadvantages of being dressed in neon pink in a desert has.

[actually-alice-rose]

so like sao abridged should have transfem kirito when they get to ggo, i can see it in my head like she gets the fem avatar and the interaction goes something like

suguha playfully teasing: jeez between ur voice and this, do i have a sister now

kirito deadpan: yes

suguha: ...wait what

[shylyinfinitecreator]

[roboroxxane]

{large base, no risk of getting stuck, go for it}

[theunvanquishedzims]

Werewolves are stereotyped as ravenous monsters because the transformations burn so many calories that they’re essentially starving afterwords. The more “controlled” werewolves are just the ones who figured this out and loaded up on calories beforehand, whereas the “wild” ones assume it’s part of their wolfish nature to hunt and eat whatever’s nearby.

The transformation back burns calories too, but by that point they’re exhausted from running around in the woods all night, not to mention the physical strain of two transformations. And filthy people showing up at Denny’s in the early morning are assumed to be hungover, so the ravenous beast idea is applied only to the wolf half.

[clownin-uwu]

are you suggesting people who eat at denny’s are essentially werewolves

[aridotdash]

not just essentially 

[rolo-zone]

I also draw FeLulus btw I support her women’s wrongs

[muttsandmustelidae]

“hey this dog looks to be struggling to perform very basic functions and that is very worrying” “well ACTUALLY if you STUDIED THE BREED STANDARD you’d see that this dog is actually the IDEAL ______” YEAH. THIS TOO IS THE PROBLEM. WHAT ARE YOU NOT GETTING.

[muttsandmustelidae]

“you can’t blame breeders for breeding to standard :/“ i actually find it very easy to blame them. they are the ones creating the dogs on purpose, you see

[teethwreath]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[todaysbird]

it’s Tuesday. time for rat milk circle