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Cosmic Funnies
Xuebing Du
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shark vs the universe

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Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Peter Solarz
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Mike Driver
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@ccrrupticn-archived
ladies & gentlegiants -- i have moved over HERE
❛ tell me – do you know why my wife likes it up top ? it’s so . . . bright. ❜
starter call // timidstrcngth
cousin.
Sabrina huffs as she steps into Ambrose’s room without knocking. She shuts the door behind her and leans against it before pinning him with a semi-stern look. “Ambrose - you can’t keep hinting at doom and disaster around our aunties ! They’re going to start to suspect something and I already told you - everything is fine. It’s been weeks and nothing catastrophic has happened.” So far, but she keeps that part to herself.
► @ccrrupticn· Hit the ❤️ for a starter[ for Ambrose ]
NOTHING CATASTROPHIC HAS HAPPENED . . . well then yes , by all means , the warlock should just let the conversation go. only , that’s not quite how it works. no , in the realm of magic & time , there is no luxury of rest. how can the man possibly drop the subject when they have yet to fully discuss the consequences. they have been fortunate in their protection from the casualty of her mistake. all because the girl couldn’t pick one , or the other.
❛ sabrina , creating a paradox like this is – ❜ doom & disaster ? ❛ dangerous. you cannot fully know the extent of the damage caused to the timeline. nothing’s happened yet , cousin. but – what if something does ? are you prepared to face that ? ❜
morty.
“What would I even tell her, Dad? ‘Hey, um, Dad’s…. h-he’s walking around the house covered with something that looks like flour.’” Morty finished making his bowl of cereal, and then there was a pause. “That is flour, right? Wait–wait, y-you should start from the beginning.” He gestured at his father with one hand. “What happened?”
THAT RIGHT THERE IS AN – EXCELLENT QUESTION ! what the absolute fuck is on him ? he’s sure about one thing . . . it’s not flour. ❛ great , right , good – ❜ a beat. ❛ i’m not a hundred percent sure what happened – but this isn’t flour. ❜
❛ uh – hey , kiddo , how are you feeling ? i heard you had a rough day at school. ❜
starter call // implausiblynaive
THERE’S JUST NO TIME TO DIE.
@shesiinhere
clint.
@ccrrupticn· | a hundred random starters | accepting
“Yeah. You’re definitely the coolest dude in the team. Hulk is strong and all but you’re funny and smart. And sure the others are cool too but they’re not you so they’re not as cool.”
INTRIGUE PIQUES AT THE COMPLIMENT. most people are more familiar & impressed by the hulk. after all , the creature is far more useful in a fight in comparison to the doctor. hand moves to scratch at the back of his head , a nervous habit he’s picked up from long ago. ❛ thank you – ❜ a beat. ❛ sorry , do you need special arrows or anything ? ❜ the man can still be awkward.
Name a way to be nice to others. Don’t kill them. Setting the bar a little low, but I’ll allow it.
– FUCK ! ❛ arthur – what can i do for you ? ❜
starter call // toyouoldus
𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐥𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐝 𝐟𝐭 ! @chaosvibes / @disasterwed / @solarecour / @thehellyouputmein
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clown.
@ccrrupticn· | a hundred random starters | accepting
“I like people dying just as the next person. But I would’ve liked being the one to do the killing, ya know? Kick ass of those that wronged me. I didn’t need your help.”
THE INGRATE SPEAKS & THE CREATURE MUST CALM HER THOUGHTS. this clown does not know what she has found in the ally. a witch with powers that cannot possibly be measured , except by the extent of the forest heart. it’s hidden in the clutches of the enemy. nonetheless , she will play with the harlequin. ❛ come now , i only ease your journey. there are more enemies ahead. ❜
COME TOGETHER
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credit.
❛ so – that boy that keeps coming over – who is he ? ❜
starter call // themoralpuppington
i am so thankful so many of you followed me onto my new account & supported me & wished me a happy birthday … I decided to finally crack down and make my dope list . this is in no order , and my messy aquarius ass probably forgot someone . but i just wanted to say thank you , you’re dope. you have my love and adoration forever. xoxo
@kawiikiller / @mortuam / @quarterwitched / @littlewxtch / @griefknown / @solarecour / @spacecour / @anditsxsorrows / @losesfinger / @jadedvampiress / @twicestung / @yemaenja / @mackfclls / @falsefatale / @teendracula / @butvic / @restingpout / @croatorn / @stonedgilbert / @ivestwins / @imstillburning / @volaanima / @soypeor / @joneshead / @illtakeyourthrone / @saunatested / @goseabrook / @chrmiing / @diviinitism / @mightycheered / @saetomi / @ascotwearing / @samenkomen / @powerrisen / @faeblest / @neverlandborn / @synchronzed / @neverlandborn / @ccrrupticn / @clownwork / @shejests / @dcllparted / @shemisfit / @childrenofslumber / @spllcat / @riviaborn / @induro / @screamsfate / @southsidelover / @yourpaljughead / @islefairest / @endlessfables / @pumpcursed / @clovcn / @favordone / @troublekilled / @airherc / @snakeley
foolish girl.
@ccrrupticn·· : “ there you have it, folks. young love. ”
“ So just because you are immortal and have long since aged makes the love between you and your wife no longer ‘ young’ ? How old were you exactly when she came down here with you? “ The girl raises an eyebrow at the king, crossing her arms. “ At least me and my lover didn’t cause storms with our quarrels. “
BITTER HUES OBSERVE THE LOVER. his love has long since withered under the heavy hand of the fates ; wife becoming far more distant than he ever would have liked , because of earth – the warmth of up top , as she likes to call it. now the married couple fight. after everything the god has done for her , all the gifts that he’s given her over the years. the storms are appropriate , the god thinks , after all – it shows how passionate they still are. how much they still love one another. or perhaps that’s just a feigned hope.
❛ age makes you smarter , little songbird. our love is old , but wise. centuries of marriage have brought us here. ❜ a short beat , smirk crawling to his features. a snake might make her feel better. ❛ you & your lover ? oh , what a foolish pair. he let you die. & for what ? a little song ? our storm came , but your love failed you. ❜ it matters little when he fell for persephone , nor will he entertain this girl further on the matter.
daniel.
ONE SHOULD NEVER DWELL ON IT . that overbearing feeling of loss , it digs itself so deep into the skin ; drills through the heart and makes itself at home . the more power it gets , the less likely are you to win . daniel lost a long time ago . ❝ you’ve popped the big question then , huh ? ❞ the bitter tone lacing nonchalant words tints warm smile in sarcastic blues . fingers drum on kitchen counter , whether impatience or a side - effect will remain undisclosed . ❝ that’s a big step . you must really love that girl . ❞
⠀ ⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⠀ SC.⠀ @shesiinhere··· 。
LOVE IS SUCH A POWERFUL WORD – he’s in love , right ? that’s why he proposed , digging her a grave to the worst family in existence. no , of course he loves her ; she’s made him better , she’s made him kinder , she’s ripped him from the pure chaos that is his family. features brighten , nodding as he takes a sip of the drink he’s conjured up from the liquor cabinet. the only person he’s missed from his fucked up kinfolk – daniel. ❛ yeah . . . i do. i mean – she’s beautiful , she’s smart – honestly , i don’t know why she said yes. ❜ the glass is passed. ❛ she makes me happy. ❜
AMBROSE SPELLMAN TAG DROP !