Mostly Void.

Death is only the end if you assume the story is about you. Follow my personal insta @3191maddy

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

imperative that y’all know when seals are super relaxed they do a thing called “happy banana.”

Look at her. She’s just vibin

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

aaaaaaAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH (big yawn)

[celestialselfdiscovery]

*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*Setting Boundaries*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*

❀ It’s not my job to save others

❀ It’s okay to say no

❀ It’s not my job to take responsibility for others 

❀ I don’t have to anticipate the needs for others

❀ Nobody has to agree with me 

❀ I am responsible for my own happiness 

❀ I have a right to my own feelings

❀ I have a right to express myself honestly

❀ I am enough 

[gentleaffirmations]

[cecilswatercolors]

I haven’t been so sad where its physically been a struggle to smile in a bit, it feels like seeing familiar face but maybe of someone who broke your heart

[cecilswatercolors]

[royoftheyear]

Comedian and vlogger Elijah Daniel became mayor of Hell, Michigan, proceeded to ban all heterosexuals, and then was impeached. This singlehandedly saved 2017

[chloe-cristata]

Mayor Of Hell, Inspired By Trump, Declares Heterosexuality Illegal

Elijah Daniel was impeached shortly after the anti-straight people decree.

AHAGSHKSGSKSLK THIS IS THE SINGLE BEST THING I HAVE EVER READ ABOUT?????????

[jaimebeazley-blog]

This is really funny oml

[discount-frank-iero-deactivated]

The thrilling conclusion

[thatoneguythatonetime]

So I thought this was old but it turns out Hell became Gay Hell yesterday, on the 17th of June 2019.

[it-kills-i]

[motherrona]

[thexfiles]

Iconic 

[dylaneatswings-deactivated20260]

Mean Girls (2004)

[jimjongjung]

[hanakorisa]

ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD

ALL HAIL

[doggie-girl-deactivated20230214]

[bifacts]

Life tip (for bi women): the next time a guy is all like “so you’re bi huh? does that mean you want to have a threesome” say “yes!” and then explain how you’ve always loved the idea of sleeping with two men at once

[radicaldude229]

what do I do if he’s into it

[bifacts]

~party time~

[bifacts]

Update since I actually tried this a few months ago: He was all “you know, we’re both really attractive, i bet we could easily find a third to join us”. I said, “yeah definitely, do you have a brother by any chance?”

“…yes”

“Is he hot?”

“Please stop”

[uaeb]

they say they can smell your intentions.

[i-have-no-gender-only-rage]

[xanthera]

[satanicblowjobs]

Proving a point to my boyfriend.

PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry

[alpha-blu]

I’ve never hit reblog faster or harder.

[johnmulaneys]

SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE Host John Mulaney + Musical Guest Thomas Rhett March 2nd, 2019