Horrified Italian Noises

Jill. 35. she/they. Theater Geek. Hipster Trash. Everyone's Cool Aunt. Disaster Bi. Irrelevant Relic of Tumblr Fandom Past. Gets paid to hang out with 3 year olds. What even is a coherent blog anymore?

[fuck-customers]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[magic-and-moonlit-wings]

Video caption: Good guy who talks like a bad guy 

“Perhaps you’d like to see my pets. They were ALL … rescues.” 

“And as always, gentlemen, our profits will be … donated.” 

“Oh, I wish I could stay and chat, but I’m afraid I have to take my friend to the airport.” 

[yourheartinyourmouth]

Redeemed villain who can’t let the speech pattern go

[zatartheperfect-blog]

Megamind.

[teaboot]

I think that if you had enough daughters AND played your cards right you could spring Mambo Number Five out at the EXACT right gathering and shatter your entire family's trust forever

[teaboot]

The secret is to name them out of order with the lyrics so by the time anyone catches on it's too late

[teaboot]

For me personally the ideal gathering would be my funeral

[teaboot]

A little bit for Monica, she's my wife

A little bit for Erica, for her strife

My books all go to Rita, cause she reads

My greenhouse goes to Tina, she plants trees

The furniture is Sandra's, on my lawn

Jewelry for Mary, she can pawn

Ashes go to Jessica, that's my plan

A little bit of me inside a can (ah!)

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Reddit guy trying for Robin kids energy

[pangur-and-grim]

always doing something annoying

[pangur-and-grim]

can I be honest? I was so pissed off by friends and family criticizing my soap choice that, for half a year, I did an experiment where I washed one hand with Palmolive and one with handsoap, to prove that it didn't make your skin any rougher. and do you know what the result is? it does make your skin rougher. and now I'm even more pissed off.

[stabbydragon]

"Love/sex is what makes us human" Wrong. It's the obsession with rectangles. look around you and count the number of rectangles you see.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#looked up and thought ‘that can’t be hard’#and then my eyes widened with horror as I realized the sheer number of rectangles everywhere#I’m . I’m horrified

It's a good shape!

[eroscestlavie]

I need to stop replying to “how do you make friends in your 30s?” threads because all my answers boil down to “you have to want to know people instead of have friends” and I don’t think people wanna hear that

[depsidase]

[cuteness--overload]

[garfield-69]

kimtty

[xanaxfarts]

[follow-the-journey]

[bon-bonsai]

Happy pride month to everyone! and to my fav genderfluid, agender; demon and angel.

[sandandglass]

The Muppets s01e01

[le-sad-demiurge]

Fozzy getting hit on by lots of twinks

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Happy Pride Month

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Ten years later, this bit still slaps. They made a great pun and realized they could be nice/inclusive with it too.

[catchymemes]

Local council called out on Twitter

[missanthropicprinciple]

Maximum levels of petty.

[impiusangelus]

They dragged Darren to the pits of hell(which he deemed under 50mm)

[earl-jr]

Darren’s dragging was completely deserved and self inflicted

[beepborpdoodledorp]

I was going to work on a fic but these comments on my previous post were calling to me

[gregtom]

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

Happy Pride

[vonvuuu]

The more you know 🌈⭐️

[katnipjpg]

Girls + zooble hanging out between adventures