Fuckhuge McMike’s allegory of the cave

orc with a urinary tract infection. world’s specialest boy. sideblog for hoarding anything that remotely amuses me, no attempt to curate whatsoever, follow if you want I guess but it’s not For You <3

[deep-state-partisan]

[sparrowlark]

in a world where jesse pinkman transitions mid-series

Jesse: Don’t start shit when I have my balls shoved up inside my body. Jesus. I’m not in the fucking mood.

Walt: Do you really have to do that?

Jesse: Do what?

Jesse: TUCK?

Walt:

Jesse: No, I don’t HAVE to tuck, but it’s RECOMMENDED that I do it when I’m wearing these [flounders for the word for a moment] …stockings. And don’t think I don’t see you looking at my legs. Do you HAVE to keep that stick up your ass?

Walt: [stiffly] I was asking a question. Is that not allowed now?

Jesse: [scoff]

Walt: And I was NOT looking at your legs. Or any other part of your… body. Jesus. FUCK.

Jesse: ……. Yeah. Sure. Whatever. Find someone else to suck your dick if your wife won’t, Mr. White.

Walt later that night: pornhub.com/search/transgender+teen

[treecitysessions]

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

did anything crazy happen in ur town?

yes

no

one next to mine

one my friend/family member/partner lives in

results

Voting ended onJul 21

[cecinestpasmonblog]

[herpsandbirds]

This is easily one of the CRAZIEST videos I've ever gotten. I was rafting down a river when a Yellow Jacket came, landed on my bright pink waterproof phone pouch, and started drinking from the water droplets that had gathered there.

The most amazing part is how the water droplet magnifies the Hornet's mouth parts, so you get to see them up-close!!!! It was FASCINATING to witness!

Here's some of my favorite still shots from that video:

What do you think? 🥰

[westformiles]

@onenicebugperday

!!!

[fandom-man]

[scholarlypidgeot]

@moethh don't hide this in the tags

[not100bees]

I physically am not going to be able to stop myself from repeating "I think they are going to take me to the mental hospital soon Pinkie Pie." For the next 3 weeks probably. I think they are going to take me to the mental hospital soon Pinkie Pie.

[senatortedcruz]

Oppenheimer: “I have blood on my hands”

President Truman:

[cryptotheism]

I think someone just shot Charlie Kirk

[dragongirlsweetie]

can we not spread rumours before the facts have been settled please

[cryptotheism]

Sorry

[wizard0rb]

[owldude]

[k-simplex]

I miss being held

[k-simplex]

(full of frustration and rage) And I'm not really angry and bitter about it or anything. (I'm holding a banana and I start squeezing the banana really hard such that the inside oozes out from around the middle) My emotions aren't charged and I feel okay all the time.

[lakevida]

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

[soleandborn]

I bet the pain will end if you rearrange my guts enough to where I don’t need to talk about it 🙂

[keepthemaway2]

i bet the pain will end if i cum deep enough inside her and cuddle about it 🙃

[lakevida]

and im here too! 😃

[bedupolker]

Autobiography of that one time i thought I saw someone dressed as a trout

[bedupolker]

You may be a catfish, but you'll never catfish me the way troutdog did... if you catch my drift.... if you know what im saying.... if you're picking up what im putting down.......

[poipoipoi-2016]

August 10, 1888: Mahatma Gandhi leaves India to attend school in London

August 31, 1888: First canonical murder of Jack the Ripper

April 1891: Last suspected murder of Jack the Ripper

June 1891: Gandhi goes back to India

Anti-colonialism may have gone just a wee bit too far.

[isaacsapphire]

I didn’t think I would ever see a novel theory about Jack the Ripper but you did accomplish it.

[transgenderer]

remember: worst case scenario you die, and hell is real, and you go there

[kontextmaschine]

Okay, I figured a better way to phrase it:

The '90s, when straight men first picked up anal sex from gays but mistook the defining thing as "the guy fucks his partner in the ass" and not "the guy's partner fucks him in the ass"

[aorish]

its all dildo-in-a-fleshlight or will become dildo-in-a-fleshlight. eventually we'll only be using drones to blow up other drones