Fuckhuge McMike’s allegory of the cave

orc with a urinary tract infection. world’s specialest boy. sideblog for hoarding anything that remotely amuses me, no attempt to curate whatsoever, follow if you want I guess but it’s not For You <3

[deep-state-partisan]

[qubesos-official]

[transfemme-shelterdog]

French people when you call it bukake and not "nut a la visage" and shibari instead of "corde attacher l'submissive"

[transfemme-shelterdog]

Pisse? In le pantalons???

Mon tabarnak j'vais te décâlisser la yeule, câlice!

[inthefallofasparrow]

[nflstreet]

[mutio-von-mutio]

i had to see if this was a real quote and it is

[marinemas]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

[goofda]

“Imma destroy that pussy” my friend 😔

[kushblazer666]

the people who responded “joe” and “biden” are operating a higher level than anyone else. they can see the matrix

[vakariasdragon]

the fortune teller just drew the ten of pregnant werewolves card, which could mean nothing,

[bonesbeetle]

compilation of my all-time favorite tweets

[smokefuneral-deactivated2015020]

[vampkillerkiller]

???

[vampkillerkiller]

I wanted to figure out what the hell was going on here, so I did a reverse image search and now I have even more questions?

Why is he reading the Bible?

[hitmyvape-deactivated20251006]

can no one just recognize a vibe these days why do we have to hate on him

[threedollarsdotcom]

when she start s ripping all your skin off

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

[serenadeformice-deactivated2025]

sad news, my son Crispin Shopify III saw a picture of me when i was breastfeeding him as a baby. the psychiatrists all agreed that exposure to this act which is potentially incestuous and sexual was equivalent to infinite permanent sexual trauma, and so we've decided to euthanize him and just start again from the beginning. hopefully i wont fuck it up again this time. god bless.

[cyberfights]

My biggest fear is sucking my own dick on top of a snowy mountain and losing my balance so I roll down it and turn into a huge snowball all the way to the base of the mountain then months later they find my body and it’s just a frozen skeleton self sucking.

[quank]

happy pride month to my favorite piece of official sonic the hedgehog art

[puyopuyo]

[noknowshame]

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

[creekfiend]

Ella is quite often in what I have started referring to as "idle mode"

she just stood like this next to me staring off into the middle distance motionless for about 20 minutes.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

Ella is like those video game levels where there’s a tedious escort mission for a little old lady with 1 hit point who you have to safely lead home from the peak of Orc Fuck Mountain and the whole time you’re like how and why did you scale Orc Fuck Mountain in the first place

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

stop scaling orc fuck mountain grandma!!!!

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

Ella is like 18 years old and she’s not going to die of old age or sickness she’s going to die choking to death on stolen underwear because she is a freak

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

portrait of a 1 million year old pervert