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i really like my new mouse because it allows me to scroll past steven universe posts faster 

[mediocrepresident]

Aww come on

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STEVEN UNIVERSE FANS WILL BE THE FIRST IN THE OVENS WHEN I MAKE MY RISE TO POWER 

[mediocrepresident]

ok, now you’re scaring me

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WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN STEVEN UNIVERSE FANS AND A PIZZA?

[rinny-the-fucker]

Pizza actually smells and tastes good while SU fans probably don’t shower and leave a bad taste in everyone’s mouthes

[ltc-kilgore-deactivated20181027]

no the punchline is “pizza doesn’t scream when you put it in the oven” but your’s works too i suppose 

[kumagawa]

[ltc-kilgore-deactivated20181027]

aesthetic

camwhore videos in 7 fps and 230p

[dante-against-sjws-deactivated2]

Let’s not say that “whore” word.

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WORDS TO USE OTHER THAN WHORE AS DETERMINED BY THE WHORE COUNCIL 

Semen Demon Jizz Genie Baby Batter Bringer Cum Caresser Lovegoo Lass Sperm Summoner Ejaculate Empress Mayonnaise Maiden Jizz Jockey Spunk Monk Sperm Worm Sodomy Sentinel Penile Perpetrator Erection Confection Salami Tsunami Boner Condoner Fluid Druid Urethral Umpire Wang Wizard Knackers Knight Prick Pirate Dong Dominator Cock Khan Stiffy Sultan Sausage Sergeant Middle Leg Major Pole Privateer Shaft Specialist Pecker Prodigy Boner Benefactor Baloney Poney Behemoth Dick Juice Masseuse Tallywhacker Smacker Man Muscle Steam Shovel Baby Batter Bladder Willy Ghillie Butt Hut Glans Fans Spooge Scrooge Ejaculate Advocate Skeet Treat Wang Wrangler Jism Prism Smegma Savant Anal Aficionado Testicular Temptress Spunk Trunk Nut Slut Cum Chum Testicle Vestibule Dick Duchess Cock Sock Testicle Tamer Cock Clairvoyant Scrotum Totem Mattress Actress Prostate Magistrate Penis Machinist

[dante-against-sjws-deactivated2]

Hmm. I guess this post longer way of saying “I hate women”. Did your mom not teach you to love?

[ltc-kilgore-deactivated20181027]

no but yours did~

[dante-against-sjws-deactivated2]

Oh real mature. You in 3rd grade or something? Grow up. Tired of all these little boys making pecker jokes on the internet.

[ltc-kilgore-deactivated20181027]

autism 

[cedclinton]

#whenyoufireAF #T0k3N #b1___k #foodporn (at Carnivores and Herbivores and such)

[underthescopeminerals]

Baryte, Goethite

Locality:

Clara Mine, Rankach valley, Oberwolfach, Wolfach, Black Forest, Baden-Württemberg, Germany

4.9 mm group of transparent Baryte crystals with inclusions of Goethite balls. 

Collection & Photo Matteo Chinellato

[underthescopeminerals]

Chalcomenite

Locality:

San Guillermo Mine, El Guijo, Córdoba, Andalusia, Spain

Collection and photo: Antonio Pliego

[underthescopeminerals]

Adamite (Var: Cobaltoan Adamite)

Locality:

Cogolla Alta mine, La Ventosilla farmhouse, Belalcázar, Córdoba, Andalusia, Spain

Collection and photo: Antonio Pliego

[underthescopeminerals]

Goethite, Baryte , Quartz

Locality:

Clara Mine, Rankach valley, Oberwolfach, Wolfach, Black Forest, Baden-Württemberg, Germany

Collection and Photo: Edgar Müller

[wired]

This underwater oddity relies not on long stinging tentacles to catch its prey, but on its entire body. It creates a balloon of death, enveloping victims and then cinching its bottom bit shut.  And it doesn’t appreciate people calling it a whale placenta.

Find out more about this week’s Absurd Creature.

[bijoux-et-mineraux]

Aquamarine, Albite and  Schorl - Shigar Vally, Pakistan

[cedclinton]

[cedclinton]

[micdotcom]

One day before Paris, there was a devastating terrorist attack you didn’t hear about

A day before the Paris attacks, suicide bombings in Beirut on Thursday left 43 dead and 239 wounded. The attack was reportedly carried out by an ISIS cell from Syria The explosions took place in the southern part of the city near a busy open-air market in the Bourj al-Barajneh district. The city is still reeling. “There’s a lot of shattered glass on the street, a lot of blood, and it’s really just a scene of chaos and carnage." 

The carnage in Beirut was likely mitigated, however, by the heroic behavior of one man, Adel Termos (bottom photo). Termos was in the market with his young daughter when he witnessed the first explosion — he then took action that likely saved many lives.

[cedclinton]

#informthemasses

[micdotcom]

UPDATE: ISIS takes credit for Paris attacks that claimed lives of at least 120

11/14 10:10 AM ET — Terrorists with the Islamic State group, also known as ISIS, have claimed responsibility for the deadly attack that rocked Paris on Friday. 

An Arabic and French statement that circulated online early Saturday reads, “Eight brothers, wrapped in explosive belts and armed with machine rifles, targeted sites that were accurately chosen in the heart of the capital of France,” according to the New York Times. “Let France and those who walk in its path know that they will remain on the top of the list of targets of the Islamic State.“The post goes on to name the assailants. 

Addressing the nation, French President François Hollande called the carnage an "act of war” and laid the blame squarely on ISIS. France has vowed to strike back against the Islamic State.  Read more for the latest on the Paris attacks.

Related: Video shows the moment the Bataclan was attacked as people try desperately to escape. (WARNING: GRAPHIC).

[micdotcom]

UPDATE 3:10 PM ET: Security at the Stade de France reportedly stopped a suicide bomber from entering the stadium Friday night.

A guard working the night of the attacks told the Wall Street Journal that the attacker had a ticket to the game and tried to enter the stadium "about 15 minutes into the game.” At the security gate, an officer detected the man’s suicide vest during a standard security frisk. The attacker reportedly attempted to flee and detonated the vest.

Had the bomber been successful, it could have triggered a deadly situation throughout the stadium.

[cedclinton]

Too many have been lost already

[micdotcom]

Watch: Laci Green hit the nail so hard on the head it disappeared into the shaming, sexist board.

[cedclinton]

Depth

[citystompers]

Behind the scenes of Godzilla: Tokyo S.O.S. (2003)

[cedclinton]