C'est La Vie

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the number of moments that take our breath away. ♥

[everythingstarstuff]

[9d6problems]

The Lady of the Lake is pretty chill. Her cousin, the Witch of the Waterfall, is a little less sociable.

[tenaciouszombiearcher]

You get a sword but you won’t like where

[daree-to-dream]

Every girl has had the experience where a creepy guy asks for our number and we don’t want to give it to him, but we also don’t want to get gutted in a back alley. “Give him a fake number!” I hear you call, okay and then he says “okay let me call you real quick!” Because they are learning. “Give them your number and then block them!” Okay and then they can plug it into something like Spokeo, pay $10 and know everything about you. So what do you do?

First pick a fake name, I use Jessica, then download the Google Voice app, hook it up to your email, pick a number, and set up a fake greeting with your fake name. You can set it to ring your actual phone like a normal call or text but they don’t have real info on you.

Go forth and don’t get murdered, ladies!

[luckys-horseshoe-deactivated202]

Everyone reblog this post.

[qozxe]

An actual exchange I just heard outside my window

child 1: I really like screaming

child 2: yeah me too

child 1: let’s screamAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

child 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

both children: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[midnightvrose]

[black-nata]

me @ my last brain cell

[origamidragonsandfairylights]

THANK YOU JENNI HERD

[tiffanarchy]

dang Jenni, GO OFF

[the-gayest-dovah]

You’re doing amazing sweetie

[newtlesbian]

due to personal reasons im evil now

[whimsical-vanilla]

[whitepeopletwitter]

It happened again

[ave-aria]

Tony Hawk could enter a ‘Tony Hawk lookalike contest’ and end up in last place.

[lil-sorbet]

[fortzancudo]

GOD today i served a family of 3 and the dad was like “i’ll have a cappuccino” and the kid, a girl of about 11, was like “PLEASE.” and he was like “uh yeah. please” and the kid goes “well you’re always telling me to remember my manners!!! you should too!!” and i was cracking up

and then she was standing there w her mum while i made their drinks and i asked if the mum wanted chocolate sprinkles and she was like “yes please” and the kid goes “well at least SOMEONE remembered their manners” and then sighed dramatically and HEELYED AWAY and honestly? not sure how to go on knowing i’ll never be as cool as this 11 year old

[mabe1pines]

how is trump alive?? like hes rlly gone thru his whole life like That …. and no one has ever just fuckin decked him?? gave him the ole one two? knocked his lights out??? incredible

[valla-chan]

sorry to improve your day without much notice but 

[glyxiebear]

NEVERMIND REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT WE ALL NEED

[nonbinarydave-archived]

This is cathartic

[bogleech]

People just becoming politically aware are never going to appreciate just how fucking hated this guy was before he was in politics. He was hated for over half a century. Everyone aware of him mocked and derided him as a cheating, greedy corporate asshole and mindless bully and this is by far not the only time anyone clocked his ass but it is probably one of the only times it got caught on video. Hatred of him was bipartisan all my life and it just goes to show how easily right wingers can be suckered by anyone who kisses their collective asshole on their pet agendas.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Never forget that the reason Trump seems like an over-the-top stupidly villainous antagonist from a 90s movie is because half of them were based on Trump and making fun of him.

The reason The Simpsons and a handful of other comedies ‘predicted’ the Trump presidency was because he kept saying he wanted to run and nobody could think of anything funnier than a President Trump.

[the-grafted-branch]

No one should seriously have to explain that the above gif isn’t real, but… yes to the rest of this.

[coolpassing]

Another thing that I hate is the idea that my identity isn’t “age appropriate” for children. Like, my mom described my girlfriend as “a friend of mine” to my 10 year old sister (who unbeknownst to my mom, knows that I am gay have a gf). That shit hurts! It’s really fucking hurtful that people I love think of my being gay as something that children “wouldn’t understand” and should therefore be shielded from. Surprise: children are generally uninterested in the particulars of adult dating/relationships. So if you tell them two people are together they will just take your word for it and not immediately launch into questions about gay sex. Incredible!

[jemthecrystalgem]

Seriously, dismantle the harmful misconception that same gender relationships are somehow more “adult” than different gender ones

[glumshoe]

One of my 11 year old campers came out as bisexual one night at camp. “Oh, yeah, I’ve known I like boys since I was nine,” he said. “It’s not big deal. Not like it was back in YOUR day.”

Another 12 year old camper came out as trans one night. All my kids immediately switched to using her chosen name as soon as she explained herself, and then went back to playing Magic.

[steeleholtingon]

Oh, yeah, this so freaking hard to explain. Me, to my 9 and 12 year old boys: Your cousin Alicia is marrying her girlfriend, Alice. My boys: Okay. Me, when another cousin came out: Hey kids, go clean up your rooms. Josh and his new boyfriend, Jeremy are coming over. Kids: But I don’t WANT to clean my room! Me, when their bisexual cousin John proposed to his girlfriend: Hey kids, John and Jill are getting married. Kids: Okay. Kids: Mom, why doesn’t Sarah date? Me: Because she doesn’t want to. I’ll admit, the conversation about their friend’s dad becoming a woman was a more complex conversation, because it was a great opportunity to talk about gender and biology as separate things, but it ended with: 

Hey kids, Katie’s dad, Carl, is now a woman, and she’s called “Charlotte.” Kids: “Cool.” It’s not that hard, people.

[blazingjaya]

Seriously.

My daughter (age 13) Mum I’m a lesbian and I’m dating Katie.

My son (age 15) ok so I’m asexual and I’m non binary and I really need people to use the right pronouns.

Me: no worries **emails teachers to request they use the correct pronouns**

THIS IS NOT HARD PEOPLE JUST TREAT CHILDREN LIKE HUMAN PEOPLES THEY GET THIS SHIT AND UNDERSTAND IT BETTER THAN YOU DO.

[clatterbane]

Kids won’t even learn to act weird about this stuff unless adults model that for them. Using children who have no reason to even care as an excuse is several extra levels of messed up.

(See also: “Children are cruel!” Yeah, some of them learn fast. Especially when nasty behavior gets excused and encouraged.)

[miiriya]

[ahsunay]

LET THEM KNOW!!! LET LIL BOYS KNOW.

[feministism]

[megustamemes]

[neutralbacteria]

[yourknightinshiningplastic]

Is it sad that I know all of these vines basically by heart

[blogthegreatrouge]

educational af

[goldnpoc]

The X one lmaoooo

[jovan]

[meme-theft]

[oddityball]

I LOVE THAT THEY KEEP PICKING UP MORE OMG

[the-thought-emporium-imperial]

Man, The Spiderverse movie looks rough as hell.

[reactingtosomething]

The Collector

[theycallmebecca]

I’ve seen this several times but I haven’t seen it posted with Zoe’s retweet

[cosmoshoe-deactivated20190908]

she only needs one more before she becomes unstoppable