celaeno

fuck jk rowling pfp credits @bleu_lxnn7 on ig

[celaeno377]

hey so what are the things that just scream Sirius Black (don't say remus lupin), because im gonna cosplay him and i need people to know who i am

[starcroww]

Little Remus sobbing "I thought I was a good boy" into Hope's shoulder over and over when he first heard what wizards say about werewolves.

[celaeno377]

Tiny first year Sirius and James taking cussing lessons from Remus.

Sirius was raised in the kind of house where he only learned how to cuss someone out like a rather vulgar Victorian boy.

James' parents literally didn't cuss at all so he never picked it up.

Just imagine these two quite literally taking notes, like the little nerds they are. Glancing at Remus whenever they insult some idiot, to make sure they've done that right. And Remus just tries not to laugh every time, cause they sound so awkward doing that.

[celaeno377]

Number 1 jegulus shipper is actually Sirius Black himself. He obviously loves to see them happy, but he mostly just wants to be James' brother-in-law.

[18magnoliastreet]

Love when my entire feed is just “sirius getting fucked nasty” “remus sucks him dry” “sirius riding remus’ thigh” “wolfstar dry humping” “remus rock hard”

We’re all on the same wavelength and it’s great

[celaeno377]

When I was a little kiddo, I remember I had a friend who was Welsh and I was so enamoured by the way her accent slipped out of her mouth I started to mimic her.

And I think this is very close to what Sirius Black did when Remus Lupin

[celaeno377]

Sirius who is constantly feeling guilty of being so incredibly attracted to Remus' scars, because 'something that comes from Moony being in pain shouldn't turn me on'.

Remus who gets a boner every time Sirius' lips brush against any of the scars.

[celaeno377]

I hate when people talk about the canon shit, we literally have a dude named hornkus binglefuck dont even start with canon lad nobody fucking cares anymore

[natnormalatall]

roald dahl was antisemitic and misogynistic. george orwell was openly homophobic. edgar allan poe married his 13 year old cousin. dr seuss cheated on his wife (and was racist as well as antisemitic!). hp lovecraft was racist as fuck. anyways they’re fucking dead it’s not like you’re enabling their behaviors in the afterlife or something. then again I think they bleed into the books so uh keep an eye out for that

the difference between these old white guys and jk rowling is that the former group is all dead. jk rowling is alive and using your money to oppress trans people

[celaeno377]

Remus as Hades and Sirius as Persephone.

[celaeno377]

James and Sirius fake dating to make their crushes jealous, except Reg and Remus have them all figured out and start fake dating too, twisting it all against them.

[celaeno377]

Remus Lupin with a slavic accent.

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[celaeno377]

The first time Remus and Sirius had sex, they both ended up tearing up.

Sirius, because no one ever treated him that gently before. No one ever gave him cuddles and kisses afterwards.

Remus, because no one ever looked at his body with such obvious desire. The first time he felt beautiful with his scars, not despite them.

[celaeno377]

"Sirius? What are you doing?" Remus murmured sleepily when he noticed the absence of his usual source of warmth.

"I need to check if Prongs is alive." He answered, leaning down to check James' pulse.

"Why wouldn't he be?" Remus sighed, even though he was used to the weird habit by now.

...

"Sirius? What are you doing?" Remus murmured, looking up from his book.

"I need to check if Prongs is alive." He answered, taking off his stupid vampire costume and putting on a coat.

"Why wouldn't he be?" Remus asked nervously, used to the constant danger by now.

[beautifullikeblood]

Sometimes, all I would need is a hug from Effie Potter.

[celaeno377]

The first thing wolfstar did on their wedding night was change into pajamas, grab a fag and slow dance to "The Prettiest Star"

[celaeno377]

Sirius has a favourite scar of Remus'. It's the one that starts on his cheek, just to go down through his jaw and throat, and end on his collarbone.

Remus has a favourite beauty mark on Sirius' body. It's the one on his nose and the one on his shoulderblade.