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WHAT IS THE CHARGE? EATING A PENGUIN? A SUCCULENT ADÉLIE PENGUIN?

grace, who has been alone for five minutes: oh my god. an alien! im not alone anymore! i hope he wants to be friends :)

rocky, coming up on 50 years of solitude, imprinting on grace in ways baby ducklings can only dream of: if you leave me to sleep where i can't watch your heart beat i am blowing up this tunnel with us both in it

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free fic idea up for grabs. godspeed

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Padmé: You don't think I can fight because I'm a girl!

Anakin: I don't think you can fight because you're in a wedding dress. For what it's worth, I don't think Obi-Wan could fight in that dress either.

Obi-Wan: Perhaps not, but I would make a radiant bride.

winterinhimring

Maia: Beshelar definitely disapproves of everything I do and looks down on me. I'm so awkward.

What Beshelar canonically says to Maia's face one (1) day after meeting him: "But we," with a sudden access of ferocity and the plural to include Cala, "are your First Nohecharei."

Um??? Maia??? This man has taken you as his liege and considers it an honour.

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i bring a "technically i could do this tomorrow" energy to things that tomorrow me really resents

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I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

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I did it! It sucked but I did it!

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ironychan

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To update this, the astronaut didn’t actually do it, she and her wife were getting a divorce and the wife plead guilty to lying to the feds about it

And framing your ex for a crime mid-divorce while they are actively in space is some Agatha Christie level shit

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lesbians winning against 100% of all space false crime allegations

made this yall

Common eider

This needs to be immortalized because it's what made me turn on the sound. And they were right

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I used the phrase "waiting on tenterhooks" and then thought "what the hell is a tenterhook".

It's these things! So when you're waiting on tenterhooks, you're stretched tight like a piece of cloth. Very evocative, now that I know what it means.

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like 40% of english idioms are just Textiles Again

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TO WONG FOO, THANKS FOR EVERYTHING! JULIE NEWMAR (1995) directed by Beeban Kidron original screenplay by Douglas Carter Beane

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i haven't seen season 5 yet but i assume this is what happened right?

sporkihime

Local super senior forced to suffer through the worst field trip ever

maverlok

I hear my mom shrieking downstairs, shouting up to me about “THE CATS! THE CATS!”

I run downstairs, thinking someone has died or something and see THIS:

I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO PUNCH SOMETHING TO GET OVER THE ADORABLENESS

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They look like they’re about to break out in a musical number

maverlok

hence:

nethaca

This post got better since I re-blogged it earlier.

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This is everything

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@maverikloki

… my hand slipped

girl4music

See this is why I love Tumblr.

When do you get creative engagement like this on other social media sites? You just don’t have the space to.

dreamsteddie

Steve and Eddie getting together post-season four, not because of the shared trauma or a new mutual respect for each other or a shared gaggle of kids.

No, it's because when Steve and Robin take over the SQWK, half the sound effect tapes are busted from the "earthquakes," and Steve says to himself, I know a freak who can probably do silly little voices and is conveniently all but strapped to a hospital bed and can not escape me.

So Steve spends an absurd amount of time bugging Eddie in his hospital room, shoving a microphone in his face, telling him to "scream like a woman falling down the stairs" or "cough like you just choked on a hit," while he's trying to make sure his insides don't become outsides.

And then they kiss about it.