I've been thinking about a Simon version of Coltland Gentry
Simon's lying btw, he loves them
I've already made a post about head engineer Mark and Simon being twins but I shoved Wilford in there too this time. Mostly because I've been watching Wilford videos. Also because I just think he's neat.
An Au idea im tossing around! They find the blood moon but no one alive on it. Simon’s ghost starts haunting Grace. Grace thinks he is going crazy when he starts seeing him. And dear god is he horrified. But then as Grace uncovers more about what the blood is and how this whole “ghost” thing works, Simon becones more and more corporeal. And they learn more about one another and start to fall in love 🥺
Everybody's talking about Markiplier and Ryan Gosling's reactions to BloodyMary. I want to know what Engineer Mark's reaction is gonna be when he realizes he busted the multiverse open so wide the Goslings managed to sneak into the Markiplier Cinematic Universe.
Alright, I’m not one to micromanage a niche fandom, but this is truly egregious.
Where is violently possessive Warfstache in discodoll?!? Where are the secret knives? The threats behind Ken’s back? The revealing his true nature to anyone that slightly upsets his beach boy himbo?!?!
Grace and Simon chilling in the biodome along the water:
Wilford: Howdy little brother!!!!
Simon&Grace: *screams*
Wilford: calm down, it’s just me!!!! Your spectacular, gorgeous, show stopping older brother!! And oooOOOoOO who do we have here! Did little Simon make a friend! Or something more!
Grace: um hi Simon’s brother, I’m Dr. Ryland Grace it’s nice to meet you?
Simon: we are NOT related! And before you ask no I’m not sharing Ryland with you!
Wilford: :(((( well I didn’t wanted him anyway! Because….because….I have my own!!
Simon: : >:( oh yeah?? Where is he then?
Wilford: he…he…. Goes to another universe!
Simon: right….
Wilford: RIGHT! And he not a NERD like your boyfriend, he’s cool like me!!
Simon: sure. And what does your boyfriend do then?
Wilford: Ummmmm his job is… *looks around* BEACH!
Simon: his job is…beach?
Wilford: YES!!! and and and… he is PINK like ME!!
Simon: Oookay. Whatever you say…
Wilford: yeah! Whatever I say! And I’m going to go hang out with him instead of you losers right now! *disappears into confetti*
Grace: he seems…Nice?
Simon: fuck I hope he doesn’t come back
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Months later…
Wilford: behold my boy toy!
Ken: hello!!! I’m Ken, and my job is beach!!
Simon&Grace: …
Grace*whisptering*: why does he look like me?
Simon: I ask myself that everyday.
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I had this idea after reading this post by @johnknowswhathedid lol:
Simon experinces the comic horrors
Wilford is the cosmic horror
💬 4 🔁 25 ❤️ 118 · Clearing up a common misunderstanding. For the people.
Simon Iron Lung: From a cosmic horror
Wilford "Motherloving" Wa
a non definitive guide to markiplier x ryan gosling ships
with both of these coming from very different spheres of the internet, there are a lot of people who are only familiar with one of their respective filmographies, or even not familiar at all barring recent releases. if you've been seeing different markiplier characters get shipped with different ryan gosling characters, and wanted to know what that was all about, here is a list with everything I have seen so far and as many links as possible. a lot will be links to the one or two posts that make up the entire content for that fandom since none of these are anywhere near as big as bloodymary.
bloodymary - simon/ryland grace
-> simon (also known as the convict or the butcher) from the movie iron lung (2026)
-> ryland grace from the movie project hail mary (2026)
#bloodymary on tumblr - one of the earliest tumblr posts made about it - ao3 tag
discodoll - warfstache/ken
-> wilford warfstache from who killed markiplier? (2017)
-> ken from the movie barbie (2023)
#discodoll on tumblr - the first/most popular/only (so far) tiktok post about them
stuntstar - actor mark/colt seavers
-> actor mark from who killed markiplier? (2017) (and more)
-> colt seavers from the movie the fall guy (2024)
#stuntstar on tumblr - the first tiktok edit - another one
spacestunt - head engineer mark/colt seavers
-> head engineer mark from in space with markiplier (2022)
-> colt seavers from the movie the fall guy (2024)
#spacestunt on tumblr
projectspace - head engineer mark/ryland grace
-> head engineer mark from in space with markiplier (2022)
-> ryland grace from the movie project hail mary (2026)
one edit - second edit - third edit - ao3 tag
heistdrive / drivebyheist - yancy/"the driver"
-> yancy from a heist with markiplier (2019)
-> "the driver" from the movie drive (2011)
#drivebyheist on tumblr - the only edit (here they're heistdrive, ship too small for an established name #dope)
[name still undecided] - yancy/sebastian wilder
-> yancy from a heist with markiplier (2019)
-> sebastian "seb" wilder from the movie la la land (2016)
the edit (based on comments suggesting it) - some proposed names are jazzheist, jazzjail, jailhouse jazz
other proposed ships without names/posts:
illinois from a heist with markiplier (2019) and
holland march from the movie the nice guys (2016)
-> proposed as a ship here
darkiplier from who killed markiplier? (2017) (and more) and
henry letham from the movie stay (2005)
-> proposed as a ship here
darkiplier from who killed markiplier? (2017) (and more) and
officer k from the movie blade runner 2049 (2017)
-> proposed in the bloodymary discord and here (in the comments)
actor mark from who killed markiplier? (2017) (and more) and
ken from the movie barbie (2023)
-> proposed as a ship here
I can imagine Ken offhandedly saying "Oh yeah, my job is beach" when asked his hobbies and Wilford immediately showing up in swimming trunks and a floatie being like "Ready for beach!! Make Ken happy to be ready for beach!!" AKFJFJSKKAKDKDS I LOVE THEM DISCODOLL MY BELOVED
Okay you got me, I caved in and drew some of the other gosliplier pairings. And yes I plan on drawing them again. I’m so easy to convince into shipping the most random of things.
So,, if YOU have any silly ships of any of their characters, send them my way and I’ll perhaps add them to the collection. Or at least give them a doodle if you use the classy askbox.
To everyone who followed me solely for my completely sane and rational PHM pebble comic, I apologize for absolutely blasting you with the pinkest, most mentally unstable, cursive variant of the bloodymary crackship.
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