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[welltharhappened]

A quick explanation of the BloodyMary phenomena, peer reviewed by Rocky. TLDR we watch two movies with scared sad lonely leaky space blobs. We put scared sad lonely leaky space blobs together. No longer scared sad lonely. Just leaky.

Apologies for the analog format, I never figured out how to digital. I welcome any revisions, re-working, or even just putting it in a clearer format.

[cyberptera-arts]

ALT TEXT UNDER CUT!

For those confused, BloodyMary is a Fix-It crossover for iron lung and PHM (project hail mary)

[red text starts with a doodle of the Iron Lung, with "Fuck!!!" written next to it] scared lonely space boy 1 (Simon) gets 1) human interaction with a kind person 2) escape blood ocean 3) a non apocalyptic universe 4) someone who will actually fucking answer his questions (Caution: potentially too much so. it'll be hard to stop grace once he's started) Bonus, plants!

[blue text starts with a small doodle of the Hail Mary ship and rocky in a xenonite ball. "well, shoot" and "rocky also here!" are written next to it] scared lonely space boy 2 (grace) gets: 1) human interaction 2) hugs (that dont burn) 3) the above in the form of a strong, conventionally handsome and protective (if very traumatized) dude with long hair and scruff (yknow, if hes into that) 4) SCIENCE! nearly unlimited questions and unknowns and unexplained impossibilities to science. SO MUCH SCIENCE! Bonus, variety to his diet. either from simon's garden or they make simonburgers.

[red and blue text is separated by "IN EXCHANGE" with an arrow pointing at both paragraphs]

Rocky gets: Bigger human vocabulary exclamation! Simon expand fucking translator! so many new new new words! damn! expletives! crossness! vulgarity! fun fun fun! grace damn prude! rocky is a fucking adult! #Let Rocky Say Fuck

[welltharhappened]

😍

[welltharhappened]

Alright, I’m not one to micromanage a niche fandom, but this is truly egregious.

Where is violently possessive Warfstache in discodoll?!? Where are the secret knives? The threats behind Ken’s back? The revealing his true nature to anyone that slightly upsets his beach boy himbo?!?!

Why does Simon get all the terror and violence?

[ghostsarerats]

You did it wrong bumblebee

[welltharhappened]

A hawk caws in the distance: “Wrong franchise BB!”

[gracerockyyes]

Curses, foiled again!

[welltharhappened]

Fortunately for Adrian, their much leakier space blob has no problem lying. (Unlike Grace, that goody two-shoes)

[welltharhappened]

My mother did not appreciate this banger of a shitpost, so I guess you gremlins are my last resort.

[welltharhappened]

A quick explanation of the BloodyMary phenomena, peer reviewed by Rocky. TLDR we watch two movies with scared sad lonely leaky space blobs. We put scared sad lonely leaky space blobs together. No longer scared sad lonely. Just leaky.

Apologies for the analog format, I never figured out how to digital. I welcome any revisions, re-working, or even just putting it in a clearer format.

[zombiemerlin]

something something, "DIVING BELL" by STARSET. Something something The Great Expanse of Space and the Blood Ocean, something something isolated manned missions and forced solitude... the connection is there, i swear...

I swear I'll be there for you I swear I'll follow through Stay the course and keep the ship manned

Oh, this wasn't in my plans Abandoned ship and heading for the sand Oh, the albatross crash-lands I've got the sinking feeling that I never can go home

In my mind, endless sea Calling from the bottom, but you don't hear me Send your line down to me Meet me on the surface I will never leave Just one time, all I need Calling from the bottom but you don't hear me Stuck in time, stuck in me Broken on the bottom like a refugee

[welltharhappened]

“If I stare into the abyss will it stare into me”

[dessathealien]

*slams through the wall*

CARNIVORE BY STARSET FOR SIMON, I REPEAT CARNIVORE BY STARSET FOR SIMON

"Who are you to change this world?/Silly boy/ No one needs to hear your words/Let it go", both the Father and COI and the Brothers that abandoned him and probably even the Red Eyed God and/or The Eel

"Carnivore, carnivore/Won't you come digest me/Take away everything I am/Bring it to an end/Carnivore Carnivore/Could you come and change me?/Take away everything I am/Everything I am" about the Last Tree and becoming the soil

"All my life they let me know/How far I would not go/But inside the beast still grows/Waiting chewing through the ropes" and "I will hide myself below/I'll be what you wanted/Kept inside I won't let go/'Till I burn beyond control" about how in the end both Eden and COI and the Red Eyed God expected something specific of Simon and he played by the rules expected until he snapped in different moments and in different ways

[welltharhappened]

*Slams Through Ceiling*

DIVING BELL

DIVING BELL

DIVING BELL

“This wasn’t in my plans”

“I’ve got this sinking feeling that I never can go home”

“When you stare into the abyss will it stare into me”

“Calling from the bottom but you don’t hear me”

“Broken on the bottom like a refugee”

And then the outro is a new woman’s voice singing over static that gradually builds into a chorus?!?

HOW HAVE WE NOT FLOODED THE INTERNET WITH THIS?!?!?

[solorare]

My idea for a Bloodymary fantasy AU, if that's what it's called. 😭

[welltharhappened]

Okay, but hear me out: BloodyMary AU with pathologic.

[undertalethingems]

about the eye thing: Pap was assigned Dreamworks Face at birth

according to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a baby can–

[vivienne-faustina]

Do you think that any of the Dadsters would use his babybones as an excuse to avoid having to go to work?

“Oh, what’s that? You need me to come in three hours earlier? Well gee willikers, I’d love to, but... Sans won’t let go of my leg and Papyrus got into the power tools again. What do you mean I’m making it all up? Don’t you hear the chainsaw? Brrrrrrrrrr! See, there it is! Now I gotta go and restore the peace, buh-bye!”

“...dad, i’m sitting right here at the kitchen table, and papyrus doesn’t have a chainsaw.”

“Not yet, he doesn’t! They’re gonna make another phone call in about five minutes to nag me more, I presume, so we gotta make this one sound convincing!”

“dad, he’s three! you can’t give a three-year old power tools!!!”

“Well not with that attitude!”

[welltharhappened]

You know it’s gone off the rails when Sans is being the voice of reason 😂

[welltharhappened]

SCU Tom Wachowski is infinitely superior in every measure as a mentor, role model, parental figure, and grown-ass responsible adult, compared to MCU Tony Stark.

[welltharhappened]

The best gift is the joy of clicking on a notification, being curious about what comment everyone is liking,

And then laughing yourself sick over the same post & joke all over again months later 🤣

[cupcakedex]

Crustle cakes by @fl_castle!

[welltharhappened]

Crumbly Crustles perfectly Created

[sneetsnirt]

I work at a fancy shoe brand i won’t name (not hard to figure it out tho lol) and these are part of the new season. These are one from each colour way. I just need someone to look at my gay lil yugioh shoes. Repoing my boys. But all depends on which goes with more clothes. I’ll return the other probs haha

[welltharhappened]

I mean they are Literally Kaiba’s style

[nitewrighter]

Literally every single Neuroscience guy I listen to on audiobooks and podcasts: Multitasking is a lie. You are not more efficient. You're just rapidly switching between tasks and doing all of them slower but your brain is tricking itself into thinking it's more efficient because you get a little dopamine reward when you activate the 'change task' neurons. And you're burning up way more glucose in the process, leaving you more tired with less done. STOP MULTITASKING. JUST DO ONE THING. PLEASE IT'S ONLY WORSENING YOUR ATTENTION SPAN. WE'RE BEGGING YOU, PLEA--

My ADHD: Don't listen to them, babydoll. You are sooooooo efficient and attractive. Whoop. You got an email. Whoop you got a text. Whoop you got a blog ask. WOW look at all the tabs open on this window. Do you even remember what they're all for? Better look through them and close the ones you're not using because you're soooo sexy and efficient. Whoop, email again.

[welltharhappened]

So real!

[sylvxrumtheold]

All the LoA players having a theme for their character is my fav ever:

Rich:

Undoubtedly queer coded characters

Mikey:

Recovering alcoholics

Derek:

The most insanely beautiful women you have ever seen and Leboosh

Mace:

Himbo

Nickie:

Girlboss (usually on the verge of starting a war)

Kelsey:

Women who love to kiss women (usually women who are bad for them)

Andy:

Twinks with an anxiety disorder

[fully-embracing-my-autopsy]

I don't think Chuckles is recovering 😂

[welltharhappened]

I’m now having to process Torbek = Twink