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pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say
that's it, miscellaneous junk item. stay nice and still on the ground for mommy. just like that. shhh. it's okay now. mommy is going to sweep you up. don't fight it. just feel the bristles of the broom brush over you... there we go. be a good piece of garbage and get in the dustpan for mommy, ok?
imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit
You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh
She bullies him so much.
(There will be more of these)
Pride
I deliver a friend feel free to spread it as you please
At special request, Nonbinary Horseshoe Friend
Happy pride :3
Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.
Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.
No but like literally, actually. All bits aside.
He didn't do it.
The cops very clearly planted evidence on him because they had to make an arrest because all eyes were on them and whoever actually did the deed was making them look stupid.
Why would the real killer hero have kept the weapon on his person and traveled two states over while carrying it and a manifesto in his bag, conveniently turning the crime into a federal matter? The same guy whose bag they found in a park, filled with monopoly money? Why did the police turn off their bodycams, take Luigi's stuff, drive a block away, turn their bodycams back on, go back into the restaurant, and then arrest him?
From the moment of his arrest, even left-of-center media has been presuming his guilt without examining anything (e.g. calling him "the killer" instead of "alleged" or "accused") and then when I say he didn't do it, the nearest person chimes in with some quip that tells me they think he did do it but should go free anyway. Don't get me wrong, I would have the same attitude if he had done it. But he didn't. It makes me feel like the only sane person in the world, even among my staunchly leftist friends.
More examples of the WORST mansplaining here.
This might be my favorite
This is mine
I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me
there will never be a movie like shrek made again and that is what’s wrong with the world
dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms
no this sword isnt demonic, Im an atheist I dont believe in that bullshit, I didnt raze your village because I was corrupted by demonic power, I razed your village for $2 and a lighter
never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?
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if you can name every cat you get a cookie