just a heads up. im gonna do a big curse soon
okay so honestly i wasn’t expecting they’d be able to hide the body for this long
LINDSEY GRAHAM ?
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just a heads up. im gonna do a big curse soon
okay so honestly i wasn’t expecting they’d be able to hide the body for this long
LINDSEY GRAHAM ?
such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style
Free service with ads: Well, if I'm not paying for it they have to foot the bill somehow.
Paid service with no ads: Well, if they're not funding it with ad revenue, they need to charge us something.
Paid service with ads: Well that's bullshit.
"We used to be a paid service without ads, but now we're putting ads in it! If you want the ad-free version you have to pay more for preeeeemium": Fuck you fuck you fuck you
Free service with no ads: Okay so these guys are stealing my data
I don’t care if Monday’s yuck
Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck
Thursday maybe eat a duck
It’s Friday, Flat as Fuck
SENATOR DOWN!!!!
You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags
do u like mine
Oh wow.
Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know
What your favorite TMA fear says about you.
The Buried - You're a psychological study because this links back to childhood somehow. You either ate dirt or had to dig somewhere every time you went outside.
The Corruption - You're always vaguely sick (Coughing, sneezing, randomly dizzy.), yet despite this you are probably prefer The Corruption as a toxicity metaphor instead of just a blatant fear of illness.
The Dark - For claiming the dark is your favorite, you sure would love a star projector. The dark to astronomy pipeline is real.
The Desolation - This is not your favorite, Agnes Montague is your favorite.
The End - Your favorite season is winter, no I'm not elaborating.
The Extinction - You like making fan content after watching something more than actually watching something.
The Eye - You really resonate with Jonathan Sims.
The Flesh - 🏳️⚧️.
The Hunt - All your hobbies become personality traits and you're so real for that.
The Lonely - Go straight to therapy. Do not pass go. Do not get 200 dollars. Get off AO3. You know you shouldn't be reading those fics at 2AM. Yes. Those.
The Slaughter - Okay, "knows a lot about medieval torture devices and the paranormal," I see you.
The Spiral - You think spoilers make stories better.
The Stranger - You either don't like for people to know you, or your childhood was full of the fear of Ronald McDonald. Either way, there's a nonzero chance you are/were a theater kid.
The Vast - You want to be full of whimsy, but you're full of exhaustion and burnout instead.
The Web - You probably disagree with Jon's choice at the end of TMA, you probably like the directors cut of movies, and you probably tend to make the least popular choices in choice based video games because you trust your opinions even when others see something differently.
Iron Lung starring and directed by Markiplier
Could you imagine making your own movie, making like 20 million dollars, and then going “awesome, now to install a DVD duplicating machine in my house and personally burn copies by hand like a medieval monk preserving sacred texts”
Like I need people to understand the mental image here of a multimillionaire internet creator personally overseeing DVD production in his own house like he’s running an underground bootleg operation out of a basement in 2007.
It’s weirdly charming because there’s something very “old internet” about it, this energy of “I made a thing, and now I will physically hand it to people myself like an artisan at a craft fair.”
The man really said: “The future of cinema is me standing next to a humming disc burner at 2am”
And like... I can't help but believe he's onto something
I was just thinking about the old Japanese censorship laws that gave birth to tentacle porn...
So for anyone not in the know, the Japanese government decided to fight perversion with censorship.
Specifically you weren't allowed to draw penises.
So they drew things that WEREN'T penises instead. Like tentacles. Fast forward to today and tentacle porn is an entire standalone genre with thousands upon thousands of examples and enjoyers.
The attempt at censorship did not quell perversion, it only caused it to mutate.
And now I'm thinking about tumblr's decision to ban porn and of all the people leaving captions under videos of heavy machinery and industrial accidents like "I need someone to do this to me" and "this wouldn't fix me but it would help" or "everything reminds me of her"
All this to say that without porn on Tumblr
The perverts are mutating again
Izzy in red has me acting up
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me as a teenager: man it sucks to have no privacy or autonomy but i guess its for a good reason. when i turn 18 i will realise how young i was and understand why they did all that.
me as an adult: teenagers are an oppressed class, their abuse is normalised and systemic and they need to start killing people
nothing better than the wrong capitalization of Sie
#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which it will be destroyed’’#versus#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which YOU will be destroyed’’
you’re right. after which you will be absolutely fucking obliterated
Ich will das Twink vernichtet
y’all on the west coast know that nobody else calls them that right
t- they’re called zooper doopers??? huh??
THE FOCK IS A ZOOPER DOOPER THAT’S AN OTTER POP
nO WE CALL THEM ZOOPER DOOPERS N THEYRE THE BEST FAKIN SUMMER ICYPOLE
they’re literally just ice pops what the fuck are you two talking about
i call them iced lollies, what the hell is a zooper dooper
Oh my god this is even worse. Yall out here ssaying otter pop and zooper dooper with a straight face AND insisting ur right?
A fucking what now?
BITCH THEYRE FREEZIES!!!!
Here in New York it’s just called an ice.
DO YOU ALL FUCKING MEAN POPSICLES???? WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU COMING UP WITH EUPHEMISMS FOR POPSICLES.
who put a zooper dooper on my dash and then insisted it was called anything but a zooper dooper.
?. The humble freeze pop ??
She otter on my pop till I zooper dooper
Guys im like so certain that otter pop is the brand like isnt there an otter on the packaging???????
if he looked at me like that, i would fall to pieces
@jared-wormsboy i am crying uncontrollably
I reference this in conversation sometimes assuming everyone knows about the Owl Attack Sex Playlist and i look fucking unhinged