DAY WALKER

ceilidh ✧ butchdyke girlfag ✧ 24

[tomorrowisyesterday119]

Heated Rivalry is a closed door hockey romance in the sense that they fade to black on the hockey. The sex is explicit, but the hockey is implied.

[mormtastic]

ok i thought sherlock was being dramatic but this shit would piss me off too😭😭😭😭

“I never thought I’d see the day. Sherlock is BAFFLED! He hasn’t got a clue! He’s flummoxed! He’s bamboozled!”

girl we get it omfg😭😭😭😭😭 imagine you’re feeling frustrated because you can’t figure a case out and then you look over and your hb is writing some “my friend has NO IDEA WHATS GOING ONN!!!”

[spooksier]

i really cannot get enough of the sam character trait of being able to immediately clock exactly whats going on with like. negative zero information. “oh ok in that case i think i might be from another dimension” what if we got married

[bettyv]

For the love of leather. Nancy Grossman, Ali Stoker, 1966-67, mixed media assemblage 

[edettethegreat]

rip magnus archives crew but I'm built different. if my boss was literally all-knowing and couldn't fire me, I'd be in his office all day asking him questions about everything. I wouldn't use google anymore. I'd be like "what's the rarest kind of tree frog" and he'd be like "shut up please shut up" but he'd tell me the answer every time.

and then I'd go home and immediately call him and be like "hey elias I forgot what time I put the burekas in the oven, how much longer should I leave them in"

and he'd be like "I hate you so much. you put them in 12:42. they should come out at 1:12"

[lunehowls]

the amazing admiral

[edettethegreat]

rip martin blackwood it must be tough having a boyfriend who literally knows everything. you try to argue with him about who forgot to buy milk and he airdrops into your mind a first person pov of him putting milk on the shopping list and you at the store getting distracted by someone's dog.

[aluvsblu]

commissions are open again for anyone interested 🤍

[cinderellas-humble-narrator]

this reminds me of this post on pinterest /pos

[mau-illustrations]

The Archivist

[madootles]

oh hello there

[paperruins]

interview with the archivist (happy halloween! 🦇)

[mismedleym]

recollections

[mrporg]

[ceaseless-tosser]

trans martin is canon because how the fuck did Jon not figure out he never went to college unless he assumed Martin did so under a deadname.

[ceaseless-tosser]

"yes im looking into all my coworkers because i think they might kill me i was able to stalk Tim and Sasha back through their professional and academic careers there's absolutely nothing on Martin anywhere though and Georgie says its 'a bad look' to ask someone for their dead name"

[someones-there-1]

when you’re trying to make your boyfriend feel better about causing the apocalypse

[letika]

They live long and happy lives away from these mentally ill men believe me

[golswia]

snogging your assistant at work

[birdplushie]

people will see a fictional guy who hates himself and hates everything associated with being a man and who has denied himself every pleasure in life and whose character arc is all about feeling trapped and stuck in a role he doesn't want but doesn't realize yet he can break free of and who isn't given autonomy to make his own decisions (either by himself or by others), and then headcanon them as transmasc instead of transfem