Celticlily

What do people usually put in these things... Uh... Mid-20s... she/her... Plays too much and also not enough dnd

[white-luke]

Did you guys hear they're rebooting Goncharov as an 8 part HBO miniseries? :/

[robin-hood-for-freedom]

I just hope its more faithful to the book. Scorseses film is a great, but its not a very faithful adaptation. I'll never understand cutting out Goncharov's son from the movie entirely. In the book, he doesnt kill that coke dealer because 'thought he was selling to kids' but because he had gotten his son hooked.

Also ice-pick joe in the book is MUCH more sympathetic, the move just makes him 'oooo scary psychopath' and only kinda hints at the trauma that made him that way. Hopefully with more time, the series will be able to dive more into his background.

[peyeter-thinking-out-loud]

We can dream, but seriously man do you thing even HBO is going to touch Joe's mommy......issues...... with a 10 foot bargepole? Of even if they do that they will remotely mention his dog?

Oh don't get me wrong, the intensity of the moment when he has to make that choice is one of the best parts of the story (and told through the eyes of his pet it really does cast Joe in a new light) but I can't see them adding it into a show.

[stan-denbrough]

I still think about the person on twitter who thought that Pennywise was living in Derry, Ireland every waking second of my life.

If I think about a Derry Girls au too long, I literally pass out. It’s like, what if the Losers were 8 times stupider and more chaotic? It’s all I’ve ever wanted!!

Like I don’t even know how you would even plot this fic out? Literally all 5 of them would encounter Pennywise and immediately scream and try to hit him with the nearest object?? Like Pennywise would starve to death in Derry. All the kids would throw hands the second they saw him.

“Are ye saying you saw a clown, Michelle?”

“Aye, it was a fecking clown, Claire.”

“But, clowns aren’t even scary!” 

“Aye, I know that, and I told the wee bastard as much, then he grew a bunch of fangs, like, total cracker actually if ye think about it.”

“Have none of you considered that a grown man dressed like a clown hiding in the sewers who wants to eat children might be something to take at least a little bit seriously?!?”

“Ach, seriously, fuck off James, go be a craic killer somewhere else!”

“Have ye considered James that maybe the clown is more afeared of us, than we are a him?”

“No, Orla, I hadn’t considered that, thank you.”

“Okay girls, I think we’re all missing the point here! You said that he grew fangs!??! Are you sure you weren’t just a wee bit blackout drunk?!”

“Well to be fair, I was boking all over myself, Erin, to be sure, yeah.”

___

“What’s this I hear about a man dressed like a clown in the sewers?”

“But da you don’t think our Erin is daft enough to play in the sewers do ye?”

“I’m sure it’s just an urban legend, Joe.”

“You watch your tone with me boy! I’ll not have some wee Southern shite tell me what’s real and what’s myth!”

“I tell ya it’s real! As real as my right hand, swear to God!”

“Erin! I don’t want you goin anywhere near no man approachin wains dressed like a clown!”

“But don’t you think the whole affair of dressing up as a clown like, is a wee bit… gay? Uh- I mean no offense son.”

“Still not gay!”

[kermitlesbian]

[mbkieran]

spin the wheel and make a story!

asterisk (*) = optional

the main character's: gender species/race occupation*

the setting: primary secondary*

the genre: primary secondary*

and finally: the main conflict

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

South American cyber city Intersex giant butler who kidnapped someone babeyyyyyyyy

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you are now a cat in the warrior cats universe! Spin these wheels for your name!

Do you like it?

YES!!!

yes

eh it's okay

no.

IM MOON MOON

results/other

Remaining time: 3 days 20 hours

note: I (the owner of this blog and maker of wheels) am not into warrior cats! I just thought this would be fun to make

(prefixes and suffixes from @yarrowleef)

[celticlily]

Talon Fish 😭

[catchymemes]

[musingsofaraven]

Unless you speak whatever the language in this is (maybe Russian? It sounds at least related to Russian), you won’t understand exactly what they’re saying

You will however, understand exactly what they’re saying from the context of the video

And you will get to hear this person’s wonderful laughter

Sound definitely needs to be on

[i-llbedammned]

Sounds like German to me, but this is hilariously bad planning.

[hyperactivehedgehog]

It’s definitly not german, but god i need to know who planned this bathroom

[erebus0dora]

it is 100% Russian, and i am wheezing in the same language now

[lowestechelonabomination]

going to attempt a rough translation because this is so funny to me

it’s not going to be very literal because trying to translate every mumbled phrase and conversational word will be Very Annoying

“So here’s your–here’s our hotel room. The door to the bathroom is clear, so you enter the bathroom, and everything’s normal, you look at yourself, and everyone who’s in the hallway can see you. And over here’s the shower, it’s relatively private. You enter the shower, and like wash yourself– *breaks down laughing* Well okay okay, you decide to wash your hands, or sit down on the toilet and– *another fit of laughter* Fine, fine, it’s actually all okay because you grab this and you…uh, and you’re like ‘I want some privacy’”, and you close–you close the curtain, and then you close this curtain– *laughs* And you close that curtain too, and now you want to sit on the toilet and you’re like ‘Okay everything’s closed, you can’t see in", and so you sit down on the toilet– *intense laughter*“

[entities-of-posts]

The Beholding

[jewfrogs]

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

[randomfae]

[myothertardisisonthemun]

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if sword slash to the chest. Also you're on fire.

[celticlily]

History side of tumblr! Here's a super in-depth video about twelth century arrowheads by a blacksmith. Her deep-dive research videos are really interesting.

[fumbledpaladin]

Beau sounds passive-aggressive, when she's trying to be genuine.

Caleb sounds genuine, when he's being passive-aggressive. 😅

[kaoinim-deactivated20220927]

[pocketkris]

ps5 brain monday

[what-even-is-thiss]

Oh so THIS is the ps5 post. I can see why you all imprinted on it now that’s hilarious

[partyybeetle]

happy 1 year ps5 brain monday

[dragongirltongue]

happy 2 year ps5 brain monday

[whatthe4355]

happy 3 year ps5 brain monday

[charlataninred]

Happy 4 year ps5 brain monday

[mousidy]

they removed posting from tumblr. now there's only scrolling down through the vast blank expanse. great

[1989nihil]

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[erebus0dora]

oh this is good

[weaver-z]

This is the most powerful call to ratio I've ever seen. It's like she's performing an incantation.

[duncebento]

“NO!….RATIO!!!”

[adamsmasher]

Honestly obsessed with her

[geocaprican]

[the-astro-ambassadors]

[ballofstress9]

Absolutely based

[transgirlsgetswords-deactivated]

always reblog bonnie

[kalofi]

i tried the “ask your mom what she would do if you were a bug” trend

[kalofi]

asked my dad too

[thememedaddy]

[stagstims]

x

[moki-dokie]

this is mind boggling levels of insane. if you've never done needlefelting you can't quite comprehend how fucking difficult it is to not only make things so precise at such a small scale but like, not get the fibers tangled into literally everything else they interact with. and then ANIMATING it??? bro this is witchcraft

[itslookingback]

im sure i could function so much better if i didn't have the anxiety level of a rabbit being hunted

[vigilantsycamore]

TIL that on 23 March 2178 CE, Pluto will complete one full orbit since its discovery so I'm not sure how far ahead tumblr lets you queue posts but if it lets you go that far we should all queue up posts for that day wishing Pluto a happy birthday