Hellooo~✨

💕Celeste💕 ✨23✨

[heritageposts]

made a beginners guide for the twitter newbies hope this helps <3

[winelike]

can u sense the anxiety in my emails bestie

[postirony-moved-deactivated2016]

you flirting: hey beautiful

me flirting:

[plaguedoctormemes]

Also i dont know if you guys have ever seen medieval beekeeper garb, but:

Its the best!!!

[plaguedoctormemes]

Nope!

Woodcut from 1545! 😊 respect our basket faced cousins 😡

[glitchhologram-deactivated20230]

The Beekeepers, Pieter Bruegel the Elder, 1568

[bogleech]

Now that plague doctors are cultural icons I want these to be next and I hope we arbitrarily decide that the two are somehow rivals.

[scarlettaagni]

why would they be rivals, they're dating and bop their masks together to kiss

[ghost-cassette]

The birds and the bees

[chonk-mama]

!!!

[concernedcrow]

They’re dating  ❤️

[buffyblue]

[william-snekspeare]

weirdo beardo 

[william-snekspeare]

update: 

[bering-strait-deactivated202005]

FUCK holding hands for romantic purposes. hold my hand while walking on an icy sidewalk so if one of us slips we both eat shit

[normal-horoscopes]

YOU MAY BE THE BEAST YOU WORSHIP BUT THE HUNT IS ON, SLUTS

[normal-horoscopes]

STOP BEING HORNY ABOUT GETTING HUNTED FOR SPORT YOURE MAKING THIS WEIRD FOR ME

[thestereotypebuster]

@froody

[rumman]

[raionmimi]

Just overheard two teenaged boys at the front door of their friend’s house. One was on the phone and gently said, “Oh, did you just wake up?” And the other one yelled “OPEN UP, FUCKNUGGET!” while slamming his hand on the door. I gotta say I love the friendship dynamic

[raionmimi]

I can’t believe I forgot to mention that the guy who lived there answered the door while wrapped up in his blanket, and it was way past noon at the time, which really sold the entire interaction as a whole

[selinakylebat]

My mood this year.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[galpalkirk]

you gonna dive and get it? AHKFHSJD

[bopeep]

[cumnog]

my grandma has a dog like this….

[123dayzup]

Ya grandma a hoe

[huebris808]

[huebris808]

the sequel

[teethfactory-blog]

how does this keep happening

[huebris808]

THANK YOU FOR CONVEYING THIS ONE I HATE THOSE

[mythoslogica]

Me waiting on WEBTOON to open their purse and give me my coins:

GIVE ME MY COINS NOW 🤲🏻

[funkyness]

someone: acab

part of my brain that still works: all cops are bastards

part of my brain that makes me dumb: assigned cop at birth

[steponmepinkjun]

I had to Google acab at the beginning of all this because I was assuming it meant something like “assigned coward at birth” or somethong