clown time

kitten / they/them / lesbian / 24 i like to write and draw

[felinefractious]

🐱 Domestic Shorthair/Domestic Longhair

📸 Leyna Warren

🎨 Red Tabby & Black Tabby, Black Tortoiseshell Tabby [Cat Chimeras/Mosaics, Chimeras & Tortie Tomcats]

[maliketh]

gets dragon insurance for my car in case a dragon fucks my car

[dogpuppy]

[adonischildsupportcase]

[bimmyjimmy]

He’s using my head as a pillow

[bimmyjimmy]

Now he’s asleep.. i might be stuck like thus

[evilscientist3]

Tip #39

🦊 Foxes can access the 🐾 FoxsTrick skill through the 🗯 Action Menu. This has a unique effect against different types of enemy - you can pull the tail of 🐉 Dragons, bark to scare away 🐈 Cats, and shoot 🙍 Humans with a .38 snubnose revolver.

[waterloggedangel-deactivated202]

Emotional support animal but I just bite you a lot and sleep on top of you like a weighted blanket

[gold-5tandard27]

[bearie]

click and drag to take maisy car for a drive around your dashboard

[bearie]

if you are on mobile good news! you can just move your phone around and it is like you are driving maisy car around the real world!

[weltenwellen]

Buttercream Joy Sullivan

[ot3]

i think out of disrespect we should just start using "spamtenna moment" as shorthand for when a nothing tier yaoi ships between side characters somehow manages to eclipse in fandom popularity all of the central character relations of both the main cast and the rest of the side characters that aren't men. i think this should become such a widespread and entrenched form of fandom lingo for insulting ships that the next generation of teens will grow up understanding its meaning and not its origins in the same way teens of my generation used adjective!character parlance long before ever learning what bang paths were.

[zekedms]

I'm so old i remember when people liked using Windows

[poupon]

That's because they stuck these bad boys to them

[zekedms]

Oh wow, that IS better.

[slimemode]

back on the path of the wolf

[mavigation]

that feeling when your laundry comes out of the dryer damp

[emotargaryen]

one of the tweets of all time to me

[1794]

mustard snob canon

[deadpan-snarkeet]

I wish this necklace was the real deal.

wh

…

Phoenix, it’s me. Believe in yourself.

[chryza]

TikTok is a fundamentally evil app however the reason i use it is because you occasionally stumble across gems like the Chinese power transformer manufacturer who posts kawaii edits of their power transformers